Wednesday, 9 December 2020

893 My Girlfriend's Spot-On Impression of a German Shepherd

German Shepherds have a terrifying bark that always made me leap out of my skin. By chance, a girl saw me do this when she saw me walk past someone walking their dog one day. She decided to put her skills to the test.

Tuesday, 8 December 2020

892 Good Gun Girl Saves Me from Baddies with Guns

I was surrounded by baddies with their guns pointed at me. "Give us the diamonds, kid!" they demanded.

"I don't have any!" I replied, terrified. 

"Wrong answer!" they said cocking their guns. Some gunshots rang out and I closed my eyes.

Monday, 7 December 2020

891 Fembotpunk

I found myself on the road between cities. I was getting tired and hungry and lonely. My energy came back to me when a city came into view. It looked very unusual, but I didn't care. I was glad to get back to civilisation again.

When I entered the city limits, a beautiful lady appeared out of nowhere and greeted me. "Welcome to Day City!" she said, looking at my eyes like she was scanning me. Just then, right in front of me, she turned into the girl of my dreams. Her hair got longer, her breasts got bigger and even her eye colour changed. "In this city, you must have a female robot companion with you. I've adjusted myself to cater to your likes" she said.

Sunday, 6 December 2020

890 Topless Picnic

I was surprised when a lady with big breasts invited me for a picnic. Of course, I couldn't say no.

I was nervous on the date, but when she decided to take her top and bra off to break the ice, things took a turn.

Saturday, 5 December 2020

889 Language Barrier Doesn't Matter

The only girls I ever understood were the ones who wanted to make love to me. I wouldn't understand their words but I would understand their passionate tone, their lingering gazes, their sweet kisses...

Friday, 4 December 2020

888 Stuck Between Three Big Beautiful Women

I bumped into someone one day by accident. I mumbled "sorry" and looked up to see a big beautiful lady's big smiling face smiling down at me. "No problem, cutie!" she said, putting her hands on my shoulders. Her breasts were enormous. I was so shocked by her size I turned heel and ran.

Thursday, 3 December 2020

887 Her Words Felt Like Kisses

I went through period of time where I wasn't getting out much. It was getting so bad my friends decided to help me out and drag me to a musical that was playing in our local community centre. It was kinda nice to see local people I knew up on stage singing songs, but I still wasn't very happy, until I saw her.

Wednesday, 2 December 2020

886 She Gives in to Temptation

I was summoned by the leader of a religious group to chaperone one of its members. She called me in to her office one day and introduced me to the girl, who looked like the most polite, purest, good-hearted soul there was. She said the girl was failing on her abstinence vows and I could hardly believe it.

Tuesday, 1 December 2020

885 My Girlfriend Teaches me a Weird Fitness Move

My girlfriend came up to me one day and said she'd teach me a pose/stretch move that would help me with fitness so I agreed to it. She taught me this strange move that puts your hips in the air and spreads your legs apart.