396 The Long Queue to Beat up the Bully

My girlfriend and I sat on the roof of the school. We had the best seats. Down below, the school bully was getting punished.

395 Twenty Thousand Leagues on the River

In a fit of despair I abandoned the human world and went straight to the river. I bought myself a houseboat and vowed never to set foot on dry land again.

394 Sign up for College now and get a FREE Girlfriend

At last, my first day in college! Everything I did in school was leading to this and after years of hype and not feeling good enough, I was here! Up ahead at the gates, I could see what looked like promoters of energy drinks.

393 Retro Game Fangirl

Before my girlfriend and I started dating we were just chatting like anyone would in polite company. Then the topic of video games came up.

392 Exhausted from Trying for a Baby

My girlfriend and I were trying for a baby for ages. I would get tired before long but she seemed to have all the stamina in the world...

391 Ice Cream Mistake

My girlfriend and I had a blissful summer routine all figured out where we went to the supermarket for our favourite ice cream everyday. We had no worries. That was until we saw a tourist make a video of herself licking ice cream before putting it back in the fridge.

390 Shade to Shade

It was a roasting hot summer. I looked out the window and could actually see people sunbathing. It was too intense for me. I put on my wide brimmed hat and set off for my girlfriend's place when she invited me.

389 Going for Supermarket Ice Cream with my Girlfriend

Another hot day. This time my girlfriend and I didn't want to go into the city centre for ice cream. We decided to go to the supermarket on the outskirts of town.

388 Going for Expensive Ice Cream with my Girlfriend

It was dangerous times, especially with this heat. I nodded nervously when my girlfriend suggested going to town for ice cream. I was nervous because this nice weather brought out all kinds of crazies.

387 Instant Foodstand

One day I went hillwalking and really got out in the middle of nowhere. The views were breathtaking and I was having a great time but I was feeling hungry.

386 The War on Beauty in the Future

My girlfriend and I accidentally went to the distant future in a time machine... but that's another story. This story is about what kind of clothes we saw people wear.

385 Job Zombie Leader Destroys Peace on Earth

It was a landmark moment in human history. The job zombie leader and the representative of the free people were coming to a deal and were about to make an announcement. I was watching along with my mob of girlfriends.

384 She got the mom job

There was this girl looking at me all the time and following me around. She made declarations of love to me and asked me out. I was in some situation.

383 Four Seasons in One Bra

My girlfriend and I were out and about where the weather seemed like we were having the four seasons in one day.

382 Breast Milk Thirst

"Are you thirsty?" my girlfriend said to me and before I could answer her, she had already shoved her massive breast into my mouth.

381 Trading Video Games for an Obscure Console

When I was growing up I was the only one in my neighbourhood who had a games console that played cartridges. Everyone else had CD playing machines... or so I thought...

380 Condiment Sachets Cost Extra

On our travels, my girlfriend and I got very hungry and had to stop somewhere to eat. It was a pokey little café with uncomfortable seats that were too close together, but we were starving and stopped for a bite anyway.

379 Holding Hands in the Shade

My girlfriend and I loved holding hands. Trouble was in the summer when our hands would sweat constantly.

378 Stay at Home and Kiss

I sighed when I pulled my work shirts out of the laundry. There were still lipstick marks all over them.

377 Business Studies Girls

When we got to the part of school where we had to pick electives, the girls in my class all chose business studies and I stayed well away from it. After some time, a change came over them...

376 Assertive Fox Girl

I went to the meet up just to see if I could broaden my horizons and meet new people. Within moments a girl with fox ears and a tail came up to me and placed her hands on my chest. "Hi!"

375 The Kingdom of NoJobs

I was eating my favourite pizza when I heard some thumping outside. I took the elevator to the roof and looked below to see that there was a gang of of job zombies trying to ram the door of the castle.

374 Breed or Die

An oppressive government measure came in that "did away" with people who didn't have children. I didn't have any and they were closing in...

373 Crispy Bacon Cooperative

For a time I fled to a place to get away from my enemies. It was a peaceful place for the most part, but the cafeteria only served raw, floppy bacon. Luckily, my girlfriend was working there...

372 Rival Scientist Girls

I knew these two scientist girls who were rivals. One of them had huge breasts and she was my girlfriend. The other was her rival and she was a lot more petite.

371 Big Invisible Breasts

My girlfriend was very busty. I was a little worried that she would get a lot of attention because of it but it seemed that everyone around us treated her normally.

370 The Classroom is a War Zone

The classroom! You got desks for the students, a desk for the teacher and a blackboard. You go in there to learn, simple as that, right? Wrong. The classroom is a war zone.

369 Nice Spider-Man Kiss

My girlfriend always wanted to do the Spider-Man kiss. When we did it the first time, she wanted to keep doing it and took every opportunity!

368 Bath Brew

One day while I was playing video games, a witch came up to me and asked me for my bathwater.

367 Third Wheel Skateboarder

One day I was hanging out with my girlfriend when some weirdo showed up with a skateboard.

366 A Leap Year's Worth of Romance

On the first day a girl asked me out, I was amazed and flattered. We had a nice time. On the second day a girl asked me out, I was just as amazed. This trend continued for weeks and even months...