854 My Best Friend Unleashed

My best friend growing up was a friendly girl with a big soft plump body. She was really beautiful and she was always a source of comfort to me when I had the blues.

853 The Hour Change Dimension

The hour change altered my routine slightly. When I went for my walk, I met completely different people I hadn't seen in what seemed like forever. It was surreal.

852 Job Zombie Checkpoint

My girlfriend and I sat around the house, eating snacks and takeout food, playing video games and watching movies. We spent months like this without a care in the world.

Then the job zombies knocked on the door.

851 School Belle Dethroned

I went to school in a mountainous, rural area. There weren't many girls there compared to boys. In fact, there was only one girl in my class. She was really pretty too but she got so much attention it went to her head. Then the new girl showed up.

850 Space Mermaid Girlfriend

Late one night I got a knock on the door. I was surprised to find it was my girlfriend floating there.

"Can I lay low here for a while?" she asked, "They found water on the moon and I'm worried they'll find me"

I said of course and let her in.

849 Comfort Man

My first job was to chat and be nice to women. I thought it was an amazing job to be paid for something like that but it turned out there was more to it than I was told.

848 Femdom Ship

I was the sole survivor of a shipwreck and I was hanging onto driftwood for dear life. Just when all hope seemed lost, a ship came into view and I was saved.

847 Shifting to Nightsleeping

My girlfriend and I both slept during the day normally. After that we were real night owls, watching movies and playing games all night. Sometimes, one of us had to do a routine during the day where they were sleeping at night. This time it was my turn.

846 Girlfriend Debate

I was the moderator of a highly unusual debate between two women. I thought it was a strange idea but they insisted I do this to settle one very important matter: Who would get to be my girlfriend?

845 Chips and Lasagne

I fell in love with a girl who enriched my life, who made every day like the tastiest meal ever. She was also able to absolutely nail the perfect lasagne.

844 The Last Day Before Christmas and Halloween

By some strange turn of events, the colder half of the year became one big national holiday. No one had to work and everything closed down. Halloween and Christmas were part of this and seasonal sections in shops got confusing. It was like some kind of nightmare.

843 Shy Puppeteer Girlfriend

I became close friends with a girl who was very shy and didn't like speaking to people, but she liked puppetry. In fact the only time I heard her speak clearly was when she spoke to me through her puppet, so it was like I was friends with her puppet.

842 The Drunk Girl Who Told the Same Story Over and Over Again

I was having a meal when a girl sat nearby and started talking to me. She smelled of drink. She talked about how someone got stroppy with her a few minutes ago and she beat them up. She told the story over and over again with more and more details added each time she told it.

841 Border Patrol Girlfriend

I had crossed into the country some time ago and I was lucky enough to find a bunch of people to mingle with. I had a few narrow squeaks with the border patrol, but none as close as this...

840 My Girlfriend and the Secret of the Haunted Mansion

"Adventure! Intrigue! A hot intrepid adventuress!"

My girlfriend stood between me and the TV, dressed up in some crazy getup and said this.

"What are you made up for?" I asked her.

"I'm gonna explore the haunted house and YOU'RE coming with me, sidekick!"

After some gentle coaxing, she got me off the couch and on the road.

839 Movie Night Club

A friend of mine invited me to a movie watch party, which in these times meant watching a movie while participating in a social media hashtag. It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed people's chat messages, particularly of one girl who was hilarious.

838 My Girlfriend's Sneezing Fetish During the Pandemic

My girlfriend was really into sneezing. She loved the way it looked, the way it sounded, she loved being sneezed on and she loved recording my sneezes. When the pandemic hit, she was a different person.

837 My Girlfriend Embarrasses me During a Video Meeting

I was having an online meeting with my class, hosted by our lecturer, when my girlfriend came in and handed me a bottle of water. On camera it just looked like a hand was giving me the bottle.

One of my classmates yelled at me, saying they wished they had a waterboy and everyone laughed.

836 Flying With My Girlfriend to School

My girlfriend had the ability to fly. At first it was incredible and I was in awe of her all the time, but soon it became another thing we got used to. I still looked forward to her carrying me to school everyday though.

835 The Unstoppable Sword Wielder

I looked out the window of my holding cell. Since I was captured by the enemy I was looking out for any sign of the cavalry coming to my rescue. It was quite a while now and I was getting very worried.

Just then I heard commotion and screaming outside. I looked out the window and a mysterious figure with a sword was slicing up my captors with a long sword, all while dodging their bullets.

It was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. But was it friend or foe?

834 Fill in Girlfriend

My hot girlfriend was out of town for a while and I was missing her badly. Her hot but not-quite-as-hot friend came up to be and offered to be my girlfriend and bang me until she got back. At first I was like "What? No!" but she persisted...

833 Why I Woke Up Late

I looked over at my clock and I saw that I had overslept by about 4 hours. I thought hard about it and tried to figure out why. I had to retrace my steps.

832 Two Players, One Controller

My girlfriend and I had played our videogame collection to death, so we decided to play with a twist. We only had one controller so one of us would use the D-Pad and the other would use the action buttons.

831 The First Weekend Home From School

I flopped on my bed, still in my uniform. I threw my facemask and schoolbag off to the side and groaned. "Ohhhh what a week"

"Let me help!" a girl's voice said as she massaged my shoulders. I nearly jumped out of my skin.

830 Castle Anachronista

After a long journey I reached a castle. I needed a place to stay for the night, but I wasn't sure if they would accommodate me. I decided to take a chance.

When I got there I was met by a receptionist who was warm and welcoming, so that was good so far.

829 The September Lovesick Virus

It seemed that every single September at the start of the college year I would get this yearning for a girlfriend and this year was no different. The start of a school year was always the mark of a new beginning after all and a new chance to get to know people.

828 A Diary Entry for my Younger Self to Find Somehow

I found a bunch of my old diaries one day and had a big long read. A lot of stuff came back an one thing that was a running theme through my early life was how much I wanted a girlfriend.

827 Playing Time Crisis 5 with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I went to the arcade and saw they had Time Crisis 5, so we decided to have a go together.

It was a pretty fun game, but I died fairly soon. I found it hard to suss the pedal, because there were two of them and you had to shift your foot to press the one you needed.

826 Romance in the Art Gallery

When I first went out with my girlfriend, we were looking for places to make out. We couldn't go to many places without people looking at us, so we had to find places ourselves. One of these places was the art gallery.

825 Sleeping Beauty Twist

I beheld a sleeping beauty, just like the ones I heard about in stories. She was super beautiful and had lovely soft lips, so I thought I'd try my luck.

824 Rock Paper Scissors World

The world's human population got turned into rocks, pieces of paper and pairs of scissors. I was a rock boy and I loved to smash up scissors girls. I didn't know why, it was just a thing I did.