335 My Girlfriend Wants to Learn to Love

"Do we have to go?" I asked my girlfriend, who wanted me to come to her lovemaking lessons again "I still haven't recovered from that lady from last time"

334 Hedgehog Girlfriend

Everything about my girlfriend was huge, her body, her breasts and even her hair. When we started going out it looked like I disappeared whenever she hugged me.

333 Triplet Girlfriends

Things were beginning to get serious with this girl I was going out with. We were having one of those dates where we promised each other we would be honest about stuff. It was then I learned the triple truth.

332 She Climbs

My girlfriend was a climber. No, not a social climber, but a climber of buildings and trees and mountains. She was a natural pro at it!

331 Pepsi Man's Food Stand

My girlfriend and I wandered the streets, hand in hand. We could hear and feel the rumble of our tummies. Everywhere where gaudy flashing signs for really awful food that made us sick.

330 The Language of the Wind

I heard a story about the wind and how if you listened to it carefully it would tell you secrets and tales of times past. I decided to go out and listen to it for myself...

329 Movie Poster Actresses Come to Life

One of my favourite things to do on a trip to the cinema was to look at posters for upcoming movies. There was a big quiet hallway on the way to the toilets that was full of them.

328 Dreamcast Pastries

I was so happy that arcades were making a comeback! It was one of the cool things about throwback culture that was going on. A local girl I knew had an idea...

327 Friendly Neighbourhood Government

One day I was going for a walk hand in hand with my girlfriend. We were having a nice time until someone popped out of nowhere and said to us "Hi! I'm the government!"

326 A New Quiet Beginning

My friends and I pulled up outside the abandoned school of the quiet rural village to have a look. It did indeed look like it was just built and it seemed like a great place for us to start our own school.

325 Observing the Volunteer Job Zombies

My girlfriend and I documented many types of job zombies that appeared since the apocalypse. We had many more to identify, which was why we were lucky when we discovered a certain type of job zombie that started doing its routine not too far away from the hideout.

324 Superhero Girlfriend Comes Out

It was still early in my relationship with my girlfriend and things were starting to get serious. She normally wore blue but this time she was wearing something red and exciting looking underneath.

323 Protect me from the Wild Ones!

My girlfriend and I went travelling and explored strange new lands. Sometimes we had a tour guide, often times we didn't and could only rely on local rumours. In one area we were passing through, we heard there were two tribes that competed fiercely over mating rituals.

322 Summer is Coming

My girlfriend was really into this TV show and she was in a depression that it was coming to an end. The summer looked like it was going to be nothing but repeats of lame shows. She perked up when I suggested we watch repeats of her favourite show together.

321 Tourist Girl Mob

I stood at the top of the cliff with my girlfriend. We came here every year around this time to see the boatloads of tourists come in from the continent.

320 Praying for the Wellbeing of her Loved Ones

I wasn't particularly religious but my girlfriend grew up with it and it was a big part of her background. I didn't mind going to church with her now and again.

319 Building Site Babes

I walked past a building site and heard whistles and whooping aimed at me. I looked up and to my surprise I saw that it was all women in hard hats and they were making lewd comments at me.

318 Virgin Sacrifice

"Guys! There's nothing wrong with being a virgin!" I said to the others as I stood on the edge of the volcano in handcuffs at the point of spears.

317 Credit Card Crazy

My girlfriend and I liked living low tech but we still had an awareness of trends through various forms of advertising. When she pointed out to me the lady who appeared in all those credit card adverts, my face went pale.

316 Dancing on the Rooftop

One sunny calm evening I decided to relax on the roof of the apartment building on a seat with a cold drink. My neighbour on the other hand, had other ideas.

315 Name Your Non-Poison

It was the first summer since there was a ban on sugar in drinks and have it replaced with poisonous chemicals for the "greater good", whatever that was. Meanwhile, weather was getting thirstier and people were getting desperate.

314 Karaoke Kiss Kiss

There was a girl in my class who wasn't at all shy about her interest in me. She often made big public declarations of love for me, so karaoke night was a big opportunity for her.

313 A Bloodier Story Than Twilight

My girlfriend was the prettiest girl in school. She was unimaginably, perfectly, immaculately beautiful. She did have a weird snaggletooth but she only showed it to me. It was one of our special things.

312 Bored Corner Shop Girl

One day I was hanging around the house with not much to do. I just wanted to relax. My busty friend texted me "Come on over. I'm bored at work" so I decided to go visit her.

311 Potato Ring Fingers

My girlfriend once wanted to dress up as a popular internet cartoon character. She wanted to put her own spin on it so she put potato rings on her fingertips.

310 Big Girl Racer

I didn't like this racing game anymore but I just though I'd try it again for old times sake. There were many new characters added, including heavy female characters.

309 Bird Girl

I went out bird watching one fine day. I heard them singing from my back yard and decided it was a good time to go spotting.

308 The Girl Who Rounded me up with her Sheepdogs

Back in the day, there were many little wild walks in the countryside around the village. Sometimes I bumped into this lovely local girl who had three big dogs. She didn't keep any of them on a leash. You didn't have to in those days.

307 Sports Cars and Milkshakes

One warm day I decided to go for a milkshake at the stand. I went to the counter and sat on the bar stool, not knowing what to get. I heard a loud engine roar behind me. A glamorous blonde in sunglasses stepped out of her red sports car and said "Hey cutie, wanna work up an appetite?"

306 The Sceptre of Marriage

When I was young, I played a lot with a local girl in the grasslands near home. My favourite thing to do was chasing and her favourite thing to do was wrestling, mostly because she was bigger and stronger than me.

305 Lady Trespassers

My wall was almost complete. Those last few hammerings were extra sweet! No one would trespass now!