365 One Year of Romance!

It had been one year since my girlfriend asked me out. "Did a year really pass?" I thought to myself.

364 My Girlfriend Yeeted me in Bed Last Night

"Is it safe to yeet?" my girlfriend texted me.
"It's safe to yeet." I texted back. I stood by the window to keep an eye out for her.

363 Adopted by a College Student Girl

"What's your job?" the cop said, pointing his gun at me. "If you don't have one, your life ends here!". I was screwed. This was the new law and I couldn't do a thing about it. When it was all about to end, a girl's voice from somewhere said "He's my butler!"

362 My Unethical Girlfriend

My super cute and super busty girlfriend looked at me sadly. I asked her what was wrong and she said she got kicked out of the small boobs club.

361 The Sensory Garden

My girlfriend and I tried to get some peace and quiet together, but there was nowhere in the leisure building retreat that was actually quiet. There was always somebody exercising or humming during their meditation.

360 The Videogame Console that Almost Destroyed Videogames

It was a strange old time in videogames. There was a big push to make them like movies and the last of the surviving gameplay console companies was just about hanging in there. In what seemed like overnight, a big ugly company came out of nowhere and tried to destroy the videogame scene entirely by trying to buy their way in.

359 School Shed Memories

My girlfriend and I decided to revisit our old school from when we were growing up. We noticed lots of changes, but it was largely the same and we got super nostalgic.

358 Escape from the College Student House

Exams were over and I was walking back to my girlfriend's place with a pizza I just ordered. It was our favourite: crispy bacon and sausage toppings. The student community that lived on this street was buzzing with parties. It was a warm summer night and I was feeling good. That all came to an end however, when I looked in the corner shop window and saw my girlfriend's parents asking about her. I broke out into a run.

357 Nintendo Switch Couple

"Hey wanna play a game?" said the lady next to me on the plane, taking out her Nintendo Switch. "Sure" I said and she detached the little controllers, giving one to me.

356 Honey & Lemon Breasts

I was bedridden with the worst cold I ever had even though it was summer. I was given awful medicine and suffered a lack of sleep from not being able to breathe through a stuffy nose. I threw the medicine out the window and tried to get some kind of rest.

355 Spicy Takeout Food Girl

Summer came and so did a very bad cold! Without fail I would get a cold every year when the weather got warm. I would have the shivers while other people would walk around in t-shirt and shorts.

354 Kissopoly

Kissopoly was a kind of house rule that my girlfriend and I played. Kisses were like another currency that we used as well as the regular currency in the game.

353 Six Word Succubus

She'll love your body

352 Young Fathers Deserve Better than Slavery

"Fun's over now! HAHAHA!" I kept hearing from various peers when the news came out that I got my girlfriend pregnant.

351 My Girlfriend Helps Me to Survive

I once went out with a vegetarian girl during my anarcho survivalist days. To tell the truth, she was also a social studies student and I was her unpaid internship, so neither of us had much money back then.

350 The Evil Finger

It became a popular but dangerous trend for girls to ruin the lives of men simply by pointing a finger to ruin their lives and in turn get loads of attention for themselves.

349 Post E3 Slump

I laid on the living room couch exhausted, my eyes sore, my brain overstimulated. My girlfriend was cleaning up the remains of takeaway boxes we had over the past week.

348 My Girlfriend and I Watched E3 from home and we're Exhausted

Going to E3 must be a nightmare. My girlfriend and I watched it from home and we're still exhausted from reading all the news coming from it.

347 Taking a break from E3 to buy snacks

E3 isn't all exciting and sometimes it's too exciting. You often have to wait for things and you often have to take a rest because too much is happening. My girlfriend and I were watching at home and ran out of snacks so we had to get some more.

346 Watching E3 at Home with my Girlfriend

I felt someone stirring me awake. It was my girlfriend. "The E3 show is about to start babe! Come on I made you breakfast!" she said. I groggily got out of bed and went to the living room where everything was set up.

345 Free to say what you don't want to say

The local gossip once asked me if I would let any woman sleep with me. I thought it was a weird and dumb question, so just for the fun of it I said yes! The next day a huge line of women lined outside my door. "We've come to sleep with you!" they said.

344 Attack of the Clone Girls

It was an eerie corridor. The walls were laden with incubation chambers with female clones. They were all of the same exceedingly beautiful woman. I was here on a mission and I called for more instruction.

343 The Site Where Girls Actually Message You

I never believed these ads or the guys that stopped me on the street talking about it. It was when women who almost jumped my bones talking about it that I started paying attention.

342 Love at First Sight on a Picnic

I was friends with this shy girl and one day she invited me to come to a picnic with her and her friends. I wasn't in the mood but I didn't want to disappoint her so I went along with it.

341 My Girlfriend Destroys the Brewery

For a while I went out with a girl from outer space. I don't know exactly where she was from but I was charmed by her custom of courtship. In her culture it was the girls who chased the guys.

340 Assigned Robot Girlfriend

In high school I was assigned a robot girlfr... um I mean robot assistant. I'm not supposed to use the other word. It was the closest thing I had to a girlfriend in high school though.

339 Grubby Girl

My girlfriend was very easy going in the hygiene area. I was pretty ok with that, as I was easy going that way too!

338 Do not Censor my Breasts

My girlfriend had the most magnificent breasts I had ever seen! As polite as I tried to be, I couldn't help holding back that silly grin whenever she poked fun at them. This lead to her choosing me to be her boyfriend! Unfortunately, too many people thought her breasts were obscene...

337 Cosy Video Rental Store Too

I got home safely with the girl from the video store and our bags full of VHS tapes. I looked around outside. The coast was clear. I put the dog on guard duty with the promise of some pizza.

336 Cosy Video Rental Store

Everyday I walked the dog past the old video store and I would look back on fond old 90s memories. It was closed down now of course. Or at least that's what I thought... One day I noticed someone moving around inside...