609 A Nice Proposal

I was living my day like any other day. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl bent on one knee and opened a box with a ring in it, asking me to marry her. I was overwhelmed and didn't know what to say. I was having trouble saying no to this perfect stranger, until two other girls who were just as lovely did the same thing in front of me. I turned heel and ran.

608 Mountain Pizza

My girlfriend and I hunted for the perfect pizza place. While browsing the online map there was one place that kept coming up called "Mountain Pizza". However, there were no roads and it was literally on top of a mountain.

607 My Girlfriend Saves me from Internet Downtime

It was a stormy day and the internet kept crapping out. I would be through a bit of a video and then I would get errors because the internet would go down again. I paced around the house in frustration and cursed my dependence on the internet. The good news was that my girlfriend was coming over. Her internet was down too.

606 My Girlfriend's Super Picnic

It was a very calm and pleasant day. I was hungry but I wasn't hunting. I was sitting on a picnic blanket, waiting for my girlfriend to lay out all the food. It was all high quality food I wouldn't expect to get anywhere else.

605 Saint in the Snow

An unexpected snowstorm took place when I was out for a walk one day. It got so bad I was snowed under and there was no sign of it stopping. Then I got stuck and all seemed lost until this gentle giantess appeared.

604 The Big Breach

My girlfriend was making adult content of me for quite some time and we made a lot of money doing it. My fans were mostly female and the online comments we got were very steamy and even kinda dangerous. Then someone leaked all the images and videos of me. Suddenly I was out there everywhere.

603 Awkward Date Until Pizza

I met my date at a pub. Neither of us drank so it was an odd arrangement. The nice thing was that we had that in common. Then we thought about ordering pizza.

602 Goldilocks and the Three Pairs of Breasts

I was skipping along happily when I ran into three pairs of breasts, whose owners took a shine to me and shoved them in my face.

601 She Buys Me Out

Her family was rich and she was crazy about me. She was so crazy about me she threw stupid amounts of money at me. Even when I bumped into her briefly she would shove some money into my pocket.

600 My Girlfriend Turns Me Out

Before I met my girlfriend, I wasn't really promiscuous. When she shared a secret with me that she was big into watching me be with other women, I got with a lot of girls, often being pushed into it by her.

599 I'm Her Hungry Pet

She rubbed my belly to wake me up. "Hey babe, time for dinner" she said, holding a bowl of fried rice. As if on instinct, my tummy started rumbling.

598 Busty Visit

An annoying internet ad popped up. "The girl of your dreams isn't gonna show up at your house! You gotta get out there with THIS product!" it said while flashing loudly. I closed the ad, muttering under my breath.

597 Swarm of Girls

One day I met a girl dressed in yellow in black. She came right up to me and started hovering and buzzing. At first I thought it was amusing but she wouldn't stop buzzing so I waved her away.

596 Taking Back from the Extremists

Extremist feminists stole a popular character and used it in their hateful, inhumane propaganda. My girlfriend, a big fan of the character, was so annoyed at this she decided to take matters into her own hands and go after the group.

595 Crappy Bully

I had a horrible day in school. The class bully was harassing my girlfriend and me. It went on and on and no one would do a thing about it. Then things got violent.

594 Valentine Movie Treat

On the way to the cinema, my girlfriend was dressed as Harley Quinn and I was dressed in Sonic The Hedgehog merchandise. We were of course going to see Sonic The Hedgehog! She just wanted to dress up.

593 Steely Blue Eyes of the Wild

One day I got lost in the woods. After some time of confusion and disorientation, I saw a pair of intense blue eyes staring at me and everything went black...

592 Double Doughnuts

My girlfriend's breasts looked bigger than usual. They were pretty big but one day when I got home, they were enormous. Also, she was dressed like a doughnut.

591 My Hacker Girlfriend and the Annoying Speaker

I took the bus to my girlfriend's place. On the way there, whenever someone pressed the STOP button, a horrible beep would emit out a tiny speaker in the back of the bus.

590 Flooffy Afro Girlfriend

My beautiful girlfriend loved her hair. She loved to style it in many ways like braiding, but it would always return with an explosive FLOOF! to a beautiful wide round afro. This happened when it got a bit damp or simply when she got a bit excited.

589 My Ex-Girlfriend and the Beanstalk

My ex-girlfriend squatted and took a dump on my front lawn while giving me the finger before passing out drunkenly. I turned away from the window and decided to leave her there until she got bored and went home. When I woke in the morning my lawn was no longer a lawn, but a dense forest.

588 Mistress of Disguise

My girlfriend was super talented at impressions. When she did a celebrity or just people we knew, not only was she funny, but she was super convincing. She loved making me laugh, but she also loved doing other things to me...

587 Cooling Down after Love Making

I loved my girlfriend's sweaty tits. They were just delicious. Things got hot when we were together but they also got really HOT. Sweat poured off of us no matter what time of the year it was and we needed to cool down. It was time to turn on the air conditioning.

586 Men's Romance Book Club

In an age before the internet, men created subcultures where they would gather together in pubs and discuss romantic literature effectively banned by corporate interests. I discovered that a friend of mine was in one of these clubs.

585 Job Zombie Inquisition

Job zombies were not only roaming the streets but were knocking on doors now too, and they were asking people what their jobs were. There was great punishment when they found anyone who didn't have a job. Unfortunately, my parents were fully on board with this. Luckily for me, my girlfriend wasn't.

584 A Roast Gone Wrong

A bunch of girls I knew decided to have a roast of me and I thought it would be fun, so I went. I expected lots of funny jokes but I got a different kind of roasting instead.

583 Virtual Helmet Girlfriend

I finally got around to the latest virtual reality craze, though they were still using helmets. My girlfriend slipped a dirty game in and there was no going back.

582 Palindrome Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were playing charades one day. It was her turn and she had the word "Palindrome" which had her thinking for a moment but she thought of what to do fairly quickly.

581 Dr Girlfriend & Miss Hyde

I met a girl who was beautiful and smart but she always had a sense of sadness about her. I asked my love what was wrong? She said her favourite drink was discontinued and she's been sad about it ever since.