518 Playing Video Games on the School TV

One day in school, many classes got cancelled. We still had to stay around though and be supervised because of some weird insurance thing and attendance and stuff or whatever. It was a pretty boring day. At lunchtime however, my girlfriend and I were at the shops and saw that they were selling a retro knockoff console.

517 Ordinary Friday

I woke up to someone knocking on my bedroom window. I forgot why I was getting up this morning. I opened the window to my girlfriend all excited. She told me to hurry up as she wanted to see bargain hunters kick the crap out of each other.

516 Popular Girl Learns She's Been Fighting for the Wrong Cause All Along

My whole class was getting ready for the walkout and going on the protest. It was a good cause, but it wasn't the one I was interested in. I was getting fed up of no one caring or even being aware of the cause I cared about, so I decided to put my walkout to good use.

515 Obnoxious New Mother

At home my sister burst in through the door. "I just had another baby so I'm entitled to anything and everything. GIMME"

My girlfriend grabbed my hand and we went to my bedroom to get away from it all. Felt sorry for my parents though.

514 The Dumb Fat Selfish Idiot Who Smokes in the Bus Queue

There was this moron who stood in the queue for the bus and started smoking, poisoning the air for everyone around them. Out of politeness I put up with it. My girlfriend had a different approach...

513 Hell Spat Her Back Out

One day I came across a huge hole that seemed to be bottomless. I looked in there and it was just inky darkness. Then I heard some belching and screaming coming from there.

512 Intense Fangirl

There was this girl I thought was really cute but my friends warned me about her. They said she was a weirdo who was really into a certain toy franchise. I could see that she was wearing the franchise character all over her clothes. It was unusual but I still thought she was really cute. I decided to check the franchise out.

511 My Girlfriend's Ex Returns

One day my girlfriend was looking nervous. I asked her what was wrong and she said he ex was coming. Coming whether we liked it or not.

510 Overwhelming Love on Social Media

My girlfriend loved Twitter and was always trying to get me to sign up. Eventually I did. She immediately sent me mushy messages of love! I smiled and sent some back. She responded, saying "I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!" and it became a "love-off" challenge.

509 Escape From The Job Zombie Debate Club

I tried out a few social clubs in college. One of them was about fighting for rights and I wanted to check it out. Unfortunately, it was full of job zombies.

508 Idiot Deathmatch

It was the biggest school event ever. The worst person I ever knew was fighting the worst person my girlfriend ever knew. The whole school gathered at the fight... except for us. We watched the whole event via someone who was livestreaming the event on their phone.

507 Creepy Lights in the Middle of the Night

For a while at night, I would look out the window and could see a creepy light in the distance flashing. For ages I wondered what it was. Then I realised it was in morse code.

506 Shy Camera

I was filming a girl to help her make her vlog. She was a very busty and shapely girl and I was trying to stay respectful with the camera. Suddenly she asked "Why aren't you zooming in on my tits?"

505 If You Date in the Game you Date for Real

In the corner of a DVD shop I spotted a video game that seemed pretty different. It was one of those weird Japanese budget titles that offered the promise of something completely original. I bought it at a bargain price.

504 Running Across Rooftops

One night I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I walked through streets that were quiet until I got surrounded by big dark figures with weapons. Just when everything seemed dark I found myself high above the streets, being carried across rooftops.

503 Random Helicopter Girl

One day I was minding my own business, chilling in a field. A helicopter came out of nowhere and landed near me. A really hot girl got out of the pilot seat and came out to me.

502 Butter Melting Mouth

I sat down with my girlfriend for some good old bread and butter for supper. Only problem was, the butter was straight out of the fridge and it was hard as a rock.

501 Emergency Curry

It was the middle of the night and I couldn't sleep. I had a stuffy nose and a dry mouth and I couldn't breathe the way I wanted to. It was frustrating and lonely. Suddenly I got a text from my girlfriend. "Made extra curry. Want some?". I immediately responded "yes".

500 Beautiful Terminators

Robots started appearing from the future. They were shaped like incredibly beautiful women. Why did they come here? When asked, they said they wanted to "destroy feminism"

499 Commuting with Late Night Party Girl

It was the last bus of the night. She got on and she was staggering and giggling. Then she saw me and said hi, sitting next to me, tossing her lovely soft blonde hair around. She did all this and she was a complete stranger.

498 Kiss Internship

Part of my studies required me to give free labour to some jerk. Time was running out and I hadn't chosen to give my free time to anyone. Multiple times I was threatened with getting a failing grade and things were looking bleak. Suddenly a beautiful, kind girl said she'd take me under her wing.

497 Kiss Toll

I was in a hurry to get to my next class, but a girl stood in the doorway, using her body to block me. "You gotta pay the toll! One kiss!" she said, puckering her lips.

496 Fantastic Nosage

It was another sleepless night where I couldn't breathe through my nose. My girlfriend was tired of seeing me so miserable and walking around the house like the world was ending, so she decided to do something. She went to her laboratory.

495 Praise The Youth

A family moved into the neighbourhood to start a new life. We gave them a welcome party. They had an adorable little girl who looked very quiet and sad. I said hi to her and told her a few jokes. She smiled.

494 Terrifying Make Up

I got captured and everything went dark. I woke up tied to a chair in a room with no windows, just a door and another chair in front of me. I waited for a long time. At one stage, a pretty and smartly dressed lady came into the room and sat on the chair on front of me. She ignored me and started putting on make up.

493 Prize of the Princess

I hid inside a cannon to escape the princess, who was madly in love with me. She searched the castle high and low and I heard her several times run past my hiding place, calling my name. A sneeze gave me away, making her go "Aha!" fumbling with the cannon. Suddenly I was flying through the air as she set it off, making me fly through the air into the enemy's castle.

492 Sweater Weather

I came home from a short walk to the bottle bank. My girlfriend was home from work early and, being one of the first cold days of the year, I knew she was doing something crazy like building an igloo or something, even though there wasn't any snow.

491 Blanket Weather

I came home from town one cold day and knew my girlfriend would be home from work early. I also knew that since this was one of the first cold days, she would be building a pillow fort for warmth or something. I stepped inside the house cautiously...

490 Snot Girl

I did an unpaid internship in a mad scientist's laboratory. One day, I breached one of the health & safety rules by sneezing into the vat of weird goopy goop. Suddenly it started bubbling and the form of a shapely girl with pigtails emerged from the goop.

489 Hotel Hallway

Hanging around the same old places was getting me down, so I decided on a change of scene to meet and mingle with new women. However, the journey was so draining that when I got to my hotel, I didn't want to leave.