274 Breast Man Trap

I had a job interview at a company. I heard rumours that they took security seriously and they had a man trap at the front door. When I got there I didn't find such a thing, but instead it was a very tall and large woman, with very large breasts looking at me. "Welcome!" she said, opening her arms. "Come here for security clearance!"

273 The Job Zombie Convention

A friend of mine recently became unemployed like me. She was feeling down and out and was looking for options. She wanted to go to some jobs event and convinced me to go along with her.

272 Her Psychic Powers

This girl I knew liked to stare at me a lot. Even before I knew her, there she was wherever I went and she was staring. One day she finally said hello to me and told me she wanted to show me something.

271 The Cute Big Eyed Girl that Could Kill You

I couldn't believe such a cute and slight looking girl could kill me with her superhuman strength, but it was true. I fully believed she could however, with her incredible eyes.

270 Two Hundred and Seventy Nights

I wasn't keen on being a father at all and avoided my girlfriend whenever she got broody. That was until she started telling me stories.

269 Nice Little Roll in the Hay

I had no choice but to work hard on the farm. Everything about it was a handful, especially the farmer's daughters.

268 Spoiled For Choice

I had just been to the shops and was walking home down the street where I lived. I passed by the busty blonde's place and she came out and stopped me for a chat.

267 Sugar is Good For You Actually

She had the plumpest, sweetest lips I had seen in a long time, but I dared not give in to temptation. She said "Did you know that sugar is actually good for you?". I said "What?" and she silenced me with a deep, soft kiss. Her lips felt amazing.

266 Happy Girl Noises

My girlfriend put her nose up to my skin and started sniffing feverishly. I smiled. "What are you today hun?" and she said "A doggy!".

265 Huge Girl's Huge Tits Poking in my Arm

"Gather around" the teacher said, wanting to demonstrate something he couldn't do on the blackboard. I knew what it meant. We all huddled together around the thingamajig he wanted to show us and this girl in my class would be standing too close to me...

264 Robot Girlfriend Tester

I was chosen as part of a programme to test robot girlfriends. It was quite a journey.

263 Soft Breathing

My girlfriend climbed into bed with me and started snoozing when her head hit the pillow. She worked hard for us and I was only too happy to cuddle up with her as she slumbered.

262 Exclusive Leaked Trailer

One of my best friends was a nerdy girl with huge tits. One evening online she sent me something she called a "leaked trailer".

261 A Quiet St Patrick's Day

It the cities and towns it was quite animated with the parades but in villages like this one it was quite sleepy. St Patrick's Day was here and in a quiet place like this you could plan the perfect crime... or the perfect date.

260 Coaching the Ladies Rugby Team

There wasn't much going on in my life, so the community volunteer office forced me to coach a team of rugby players. I was too weary from pointing out how wrong this was and how many times I told them I had no interest in sports, so I just kind of agreed to it.

259 The Eligible Bachelor Database Leak

Women started chasing me when the big leak happened. Friendly civil hellos became flirty winks and often more.

258 Her Amazing Skin Colour

Her skin was a different colour to mine. It amazed me every moment we were together and I never got tired of exploring her body.

257 Bookish Vixen

I thought she was a quiet girl but it turned out she had a filthy mouth.

256 Milkmaid Hug

I never got tired of her sales pitch. She talked about her farm's magic milk while gesturing in a way that made her ample bosom stick out.

255 Last Bite

"I'm not that kind of vampire!" she said to me with a laugh. "What kind of vampire are you then?" I asked her fearfully. With a smile she said "I'll show you! Pull down your pants!".

254 Hail and Kiss Showers

My girlfriend had an unusual quirk to her. She had big soft lips and loved to kiss me, but only if we were under a shelter from the rain. At that point she couldn't stop kissing me.

253 My Girlfriend's "I LOVE YOU" Levels

My girlfriend was crazy about Super Mario Maker. She was always crazy about me and she put so much effort into her levels.

252 Jet Set Girlfriend

Whenever I went to the city I was fascinated by the skater subculture. Eventually I started dating one of the girls.

251 City Night Walk in Later Years

My legs aren't what they used to be but I still enjoy night walks in the city. These days I have a companion with me too.

250 Supporting The Students

We had a fight ahead of us. Unfortunately, we had to get our piece of paper first. This piece of paper was a certificate from an overpriced college.

249 Joining the Club

Women weren't allowed to join the club. I don't know why that rule was in place though and I didn't hang out with many women, so I didn't know how they felt about it.

248 The Truth About My 90s Girlfriends

During the 90s I went out with a few girls. We had long since grown apart and recently I heard some awful rumours about all of them. I got worried and decided to look them up.

247 Bubblegum Pop Time Warp

I was friends with this weird lady who liked making inventions. One day she told me to stop by and check out her time warp portal thingy, so I did.

246 Fizzy Cola Kiss

For my birthday my friends sat me in front of an internet video where a very glamorous girl with extremely attractive and expressive eyes and wearing braces was wearing different costumes and dancing around.

245 The Worst Restaurant Ever

I cringed as my friends decided by majority vote that we'd go to The Chicken and Grease... again.

244 I Tell Her The Truth About College

She was a student, had big round glasses, messy hair, big baby blue eyes and plump pretty lips. I looked at her with my tired, cynical eyes and even then I couldn't help but smile. She smiled back and started talking to me.