793 The First Text I Ever Got

I was dead against having a mobile phone. That was until my parents bought me one because they couldn't imagine life without one.

My girlfriend at the time was thrilled and she sent me this thing called a "text message".

792 Riding in Cars with Girls

I found myself on a long and lonesome road. I wanted to get away from people and all the rules of society. I found freedom, but I also longed for company.

A small car pulled up and a girl's beautiful smiling face appeared in the window.

"Care for a ride?" she said.

791 My Girlfriend's Bubble Powers

My girlfriend was a bounty hunter like the rest of us in the community, but she was a lot softer, cleaner and less intimidating than the rest of us. She was hired for jobs where the enemy wasn't expecting the most horrific and painful death they could experience.

790 Sentenced to Marriage

When I was younger I fell in love with a much older lady and she loved me too. She made me feel things I never imagined and eventually she became pregnant.

789 My Girlfriend Wants to Eat Me

"You're so cute I could gobble you up!" this girl said to me at a disco. Ever since then she's been my girlfriend.

She was always very affectionate towards me and I loved the attention. To this day we still laugh about her pick up line and she still makes "nom nom nom" noises when she kisses me.

788 A Boy and a Girl Play Fall Guys and Fall in Love

I met a girl playing Fall Guys and we immediately hit it off. We got on so well and the conversation got romantic. We liked to laugh about the same things.

787 The View from My Cocoon

I was unlucky enough to be one of the demographics that were urged to stay inside and not make physical contact with anyone during the pandemic. I said goodbye to all my girlfriends and went in home.

786 Creating the Moment With Time Travel

I sat on the roof of the school, looking at my watch. The girl I liked would be coming around the corner soon and I had everything in place ready.

785 The School Where Everybody Has a Girlfriend

I transferred to a new school. It was nice place, but there were a few things to get used to, but the biggest culture shock I had was that everyone there had a girlfriend.

784 My Girlfriend's Part Time Wage Slave Bodega Summer Job

My girlfriend had a part time job in a local shop. It wasn't a franchise place that had rigid routines and stuff like that, it was a local place where a friend could hang out and chat with people going in and out. Still, she was a wage slave.

783 You Are Not Immune To Bad Chocolate Propaganda

Three new chocolate bars hit the shop shelves. One had horrible bits that got stuck in your teeth, another spoiled the taste with a really terrible idea for a flavour, and another was the nicest chocolate bar ever.

It seemed like my girlfriend and I were the only ones who liked it and it was bewildering.

782 Wonderful Woman

The local superhero appeared from nowhere to fight evil again and my girlfriend was nowhere to be found. I was disappointed because I really wanted her to meet her!

Well, maybe not. The superhero girl liked to tease me. I have no idea why but she liked to tickle me under the chin and even gave me kisses on the cheek. She never did this to anyone else. My girlfriend never believed me though.

781 My Girlfriend Learns How to Fly

My girlfriend took me to a hillside above town. She had fixed some delicious sandwiches for a picnic. She was here for something else too though. She had some measuring tools and she was taking notes and observations. I asked her what she was up to. She said it was a surprise.

780 Security Guard Girlfriend

Some old rich guy hired my girlfriend and me to cook and do security for him. When he took a look at us, he assigned my girlfriend to do the cooking and me for security, even though she couldn't cook anything and I was afraid of my own shadow.

779 The Father Party

The country was in chaos and it was election time. The establishment parties clung desperately for power but were ultimately toppled by the people's vote. Many new parties sprung up but one rose to prominence and won all the seats in government. They were called The Father Party.

778 My Girlfriend's Assistant Cures My ED

My girlfriend didn't have headaches anymore but we had another challenge. I started having problems, though I didn't have headaches. TV was full of ads that talked about taking medicine that helped dysfunction.

My girlfriend grabbed the remote. "That's junk" she said and called for her assistant. Suddenly her beautiful, big lipped assistant came into the room and smiled at me, which always made me feel good. I certainly didn't feel like I was having dysfunction when she was around!

777 Magical Jackpot Machine

The arcade was quiet apart from the machines making noises in attract mode. No one was here, which gave me a chance to play some games without being disturbed.

I saw a one armed bandit machine that dispensed "love". I never saw it before and I wondered why it wasn't in the gambling section. I had a go.

The spinning slots stopped on three puckering lips. I wondered what that meant. Suddenly, bells rang and a load of girls came out of nowhere and surrounded me, kissing me all over my face and arms and body.

776 My Girlfriend's Assistant

My girlfriend loved me but she wasn't always able to be with me. Sometimes she was too busy doing something or she was too tired. "My assistant will help you" she said one day to me as she called her. Just then this gorgeous babe with big enthusiastic eyes and plump lips would come in to the room with a warm friendly smile.

"Yes, miss?" she asked.

"Ride the hell out of my boyfriend will you?"

"Sure, miss!" she said as she went for me.

775 All-Weather Tree

My girlfriend and I set out to the fields one warm summer's day, looking for a place to just relax and get away from all the stresses of life. We found a tree near the edge of a field and sat down underneath. Soon, we were laying with each other in each other's arms.

774 The Girlfriend From The Future

I was sitting in the canteen having lunch with my friend, who also happened to be the prettiest girl in school. Sitting nearby was the "Destroy All Men" club. They were drawing up plans to ban all the boys from school.

We didn't pay much attention to them. Suddenly, a time machine appeared. Out stepped my friend!

773 Super Fusion Girlfriends

There were two girls in my class that chased me all over the place, trying to have their way with me. I liked them well enough, but neither of them were my perfect girl. I was always able to outrun them, even when they teamed up. One day they told me to be straight with them.

I told them I liked one girl's large lips and blonde hair, but she didn't have blue eyes, long hair and big breasts like the other girl did. I said if only they were one with all those features, they would be unstoppable. That might have been a mistake.

772 She Puts Down her Phone and Pays Attention to Me

 I had a huge crush on my college classmate and did all kinds of stupid stuff to impress her. She wouldn't take her nose out of her phone though, so I was happy to just get any attention from her at all.

771 Matching Shirts

 My girlfriend, a big, cheerful, kind woman walked into the living room one day in a pink shirt that said "Good Mommy" on it. She asked me what I thought and I admit I smiled a lot. I loved it.

Then she showed me a matching shirt for me. A baby blue shirt that said "Good Baby Boy" on it. I stopped smiling.

770 A Friendly Hug on a Long Journey

I was on my way back home from the city. I wasn't used to the train commute since it was summertime. Those feelings of loneliness and tiredness came back and I wasn't used to it. I flopped like an unworn jacket on the seat, staring at the dark horizon and my reflection in the window.

769 A Nice Day in Silent Hill

Everything was foggy and I couldn't find my girlfriend anywhere. Suddenly, she popped out from nowhere. She was topless and reached out to me with her arms, making kissy noises with her soft lips I always found alluring. They were even more alluring this time.

768 Homeless Cheerleader

I was wandering around, eating an ice cream when a beautiful and familiar woman called to me from the side of the pavement. She was homeless and wanted some change. She called my name and I looked at her for a moment, trying to place who she was. Then my robot wife showed up.

767 Chicken Filter

I wasn't having much luck in love. I met many women, but they always turned out to be disappointing. I thought about it a lot and came up with a startling conclusion: If their favourite food was chicken, I wouldn't be compatible with them.

I was in disbelief at first, but then I put it to the test.

766 My Girlfriend's Super Montage

For a while my girlfriend started playing around with video editing software. It was nice to see her take an interest in it and it soon became a consuming passion.

One day she started showing me clips from adult internet videos, asking me if I liked them and what bits I liked. I was confused but I came around and told her about stuff I liked and didn't like.

765 Eating Crisps on the Couch with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend was coming over so I switched on my media server and got the movie folder ready. I opened up the cupboard where there was a huge stash of crisp brands all lined up neatly and ready for the picking. My girlfriend knocked on the door which was just in time. I needed her help in deciding what to eat.

764 Feeling Young Again with my Favourite Band

Life was dull until I saw an advert for my favourite band playing a gig in my town! I hadn't listened to them since I was young! On the big night I dug out all my old gear and to my dismay I had realised I had gained so much weight over the years that nothing would fit.

I looked in the mirror at the man I ended up becoming, looking back at me. I snapped out of it and decided I wouldn't let it ruin my night, so I put on some comfortable clothes and went out.

763 Bouncing Love Test with a Risk of Death

The world was plunged into fear when rumours of a beautiful girl from another world appeared and went around killing men. No one knew what she wanted because they always ended up dead. She became a source of fear and the media urged people to stay in their homes.

I made the mistake of going outside and I saw her.