884 The Last Day of Lockdown 2

The first government mandated quarantine took place during the summer. The second one happened during winter. When it ended it was time for Christmas shopping season. My girlfriend and I tried to get ready.

883 Hot Lazy Girlfriend

I remember when I first met my girlfriend. I was so nervous and jittery, especially as her online photograph was so beautiful. Our first date was in a circular booth at a huge family restaurant. She showed up and she was even more beautiful, which made me even more nervous. Then she spoke and I was instantly put at ease.

882 Naked in the Fog

My girlfriend and I looked out the window and the fog was so thick we could barely see out the end of the garden. We came up with the weird notion of wondering what it would be like to go out there naked.

881 Popcorn and Maltesers

When the cinemas reopened, my girlfriend and I went out to our favourite cinema and thanked god it was still alive. We were greeted by the staff who knew us and we were all glad to see each other.

We got our tickets and for snacks they said "the usual?" and we said of course! We got our Coca-Cola Classics, popcorn and Maltesers.

880 Disappearing Between Two Big Girls

I was on the city bus one ordinary afternoon when two big girls got on board. They towered over me. I was wondering what were they feeding them these days?

879 Job Zombies are Dead

The virus wiped out the job zombies. People stopped asking me what my job was and it was really nice for a while, until the job zombie cultists showed up.

878 Underground Milk Bar

I finished my fizzy cola and got ready to leave the pub. The barman asked me if I was looking for a place to go. I was telling him on how I was down on my luck. He told me of a place that would only open if I knocked on a certain door a certain way. I had nothing going on that night so I went for it.

877 Milk Programme Patronage

Our school had a milk-drinking programme. It was in place to encourage us to get more calcium for our growing bones. We were only allowed to drink immediately before recess, so everyone rushed their milk before running outside to play, except for my girlfriend and me.

876 Leaker Girlfriend

"Please don't take my picture" I begged my girlfriend.

"But you're so beautiful!" she said, snapping and drooling.

875 The Time my Girlfriend got Tired of her Boobs

My girlfriend had the most amazing rack. The only thing was, she had to carry it even when it wasn't so amazing to do so. One day she decided to make me help.

874 My Girlfriend Rings the Bell for a Prize

My girlfriend and I went to a fairground for a day of fun. We came across one of those ring the bell and win a prize competitions. The owner said he bet I couldn't ring the bell to win a prize for my girl.

I said I agreed, but my girlfriend was a different story!

873 A Scolding About Breasts

One day I was daydreaming about breasts when a very angry woman came out from nowhere and started yelling at me about it.

How did she know what was going on in my head?

872 Kiss Prize

I took part in a tv-styled game show that my school ran as a fun idea. It was very glamorous with lots of bright lights and graphics. The host was the prettiest girl in school and I was the only contestant for some reason.

871 Paying off my Kiss Tab

"How about a kiss?" the barmaid asked me.

"Put it on my tab" I said back to her, jokingly.

This was a nice cute joke we had between us. One day I decided to say I'd pay it off. That may have been a mistake.

870 Fried Potatoes and Noodle Broth

I opened the curtains and smiled as the rain beat against the window in front of my face once again. It hadn't stopped raining for days and I was happy at the thought of another day indoors.

My girlfriend came up behind me and hugged me from behind. We hadn't left the house in over a week and we couldn't be happier.

869 Nice Soft Seat

There was nowhere to sit in the cinema. There was one very large girl in the back that took up a few seats though. She looked at me and smiled, patting her lap as an invitation.

She had a friendly smiling round face with cute dimples. Her face was also really pretty and inviting. I took her up on her offer.

868 Egg Dreams

My girlfriend made the best eggs ever. They were so tasty! I asked her how she did it but she said it was a family secret.

One night we were intimate and I felt a sudden rush of tiredness wave over me. I snoozed and dreamed of my girlfriend's eggs, already thinking of breakfast.

867 Cryptic Posing

There was a play in the local theatre and I decided to go, since people I knew locally were in it. Some of them were classmates of mine.

866 A Walk to the Graveyard after the Rain

It rained the whole morning and most of the day. Not much to do so my girlfriend and I just stayed indoors doing various things like napping, loving, and eating.

That evening, the weather cleared up so we decided to go for a walk.

865 My Girlfriend and her Friend Talk About Bras

My girlfriend didn't know many women who had breasts as big as hers were, but she had one very busty friend she was able to connect with and discuss things.

I couldn't say much when they talked about this kind of thing, but they wanted me around anyway...

864 Sharing a Deep Meaning in a Polygon World

I connected with a lady on a dating website through our common interest of video games. To be more specific, late 90s nostalgic early 3D video games, particularly those that were on the N64.

We were both extremely shy about meeting up but we both really wanted to. She didn't have a console anymore and I did. All she had was her favourite game cart she treasured dearly. Eventually, we got a chance to meet.

863 Texting my Friend about my Girlfriend

My friend wanted to know all about my new girlfriend and what we were getting up to. She asked a lot of vulgar stuff but I kind of side stepped a lot of it.

"Details!!" she demanded.

862 If Glamorous Model Shoots were Real

I was forced into taking a job from a list and in my haste I chose one for a dating service. Part of it was to make adverts that would go online but I thought at least it would be done at a computer. Not so...

861 The Bot Gang

I accidentally time travelled to the future and found a world with no people, apart from many beautiful women  just walking around. They all stared at me. I was too shy and unsettled to speak with them though.

860 Mail-in Girlfriend

My girlfriend really wanted to meet my mother but I kept putting it off. "Maybe next time" I said when I said goodnight to her at the end of the driveway. "That's what you said last time!" she complained.

859 The Naked Winner

In my quest to test my fighting skills against others all over the world, I came across another beautiful girl who stepped up to fight me. "In our culture" she said, "the winner gets to have their way with the loser if they choose."

I was glad to hear the terms of competition this time.

858 The Time I Lost My Clothes

I wandered the world to test my skills against other fighters. I met a girl who wore a lot of clothes and she was very beautiful. She challenged me.

857 Magical Hedgehog Bush Girlfriend

When I was growing up, my favourite plants were these big bushy shrubs. They felt so nice and tickly when I rubbed my hands and face in them. I always got the feeling they enjoyed me too somehow. Whenever I found one, I would forget where I found it just as easily.

When I got a little older, I found out what they really were.

856 Quiet Halloween

At half 2 in the afternoon it was pitch dark outside. The thick grey clouds poured rain the whole day, hitting parts of the windows they hadn't touched in years. On top of that, the TV was yelling at us to stay indoors and watch it. My girlfriend and I decided to just turn it off and we both crowded around the computer.

855 Best Boy Elections

The older girls in my school liked me so much they nominated me for the position of "Best Boy." It was all very embarrassing but pretty sweet of them too.