893 My Girlfriend's Spot-On Impression of a German Shepherd

German Shepherds have a terrifying bark that always made me leap out of my skin. By chance, a girl saw me do this when she saw me walk past someone walking their dog one day. She decided to put her skills to the test.

892 Good Gun Girl Saves Me from Baddies with Guns

I was surrounded by baddies with their guns pointed at me. "Give us the diamonds, kid!" they demanded.

"I don't have any!" I replied, terrified. 

"Wrong answer!" they said cocking their guns. Some gunshots rang out and I closed my eyes.

891 Fembotpunk

I found myself on the road between cities. I was getting tired and hungry and lonely. My energy came back to me when a city came into view. It looked very unusual, but I didn't care. I was glad to get back to civilisation again.

When I entered the city limits, a beautiful lady appeared out of nowhere and greeted me. "Welcome to Day City!" she said, looking at my eyes like she was scanning me. Just then, right in front of me, she turned into the girl of my dreams. Her hair got longer, her breasts got bigger and even her eye colour changed. "In this city, you must have a female robot companion with you. I've adjusted myself to cater to your likes" she said.

890 Topless Picnic

I was surprised when a lady with big breasts invited me for a picnic. Of course, I couldn't say no.

I was nervous on the date, but when she decided to take her top and bra off to break the ice, things took a turn.

889 Language Barrier Doesn't Matter

The only girls I ever understood were the ones who wanted to make love to me. I wouldn't understand their words but I would understand their passionate tone, their lingering gazes, their sweet kisses...

888 Stuck Between Three Big Beautiful Women

I bumped into someone one day by accident. I mumbled "sorry" and looked up to see a big beautiful lady's big smiling face smiling down at me. "No problem, cutie!" she said, putting her hands on my shoulders. Her breasts were enormous. I was so shocked by her size I turned heel and ran.

887 Her Words Felt Like Kisses

I went through period of time where I wasn't getting out much. It was getting so bad my friends decided to help me out and drag me to a musical that was playing in our local community centre. It was kinda nice to see local people I knew up on stage singing songs, but I still wasn't very happy, until I saw her.

886 She Gives in to Temptation

I was summoned by the leader of a religious group to chaperone one of its members. She called me in to her office one day and introduced me to the girl, who looked like the most polite, purest, good-hearted soul there was. She said the girl was failing on her abstinence vows and I could hardly believe it.

885 My Girlfriend Teaches me a Weird Fitness Move

My girlfriend came up to me one day and said she'd teach me a pose/stretch move that would help me with fitness so I agreed to it. She taught me this strange move that puts your hips in the air and spreads your legs apart.

884 The Last Day of Lockdown 2

The first government mandated quarantine took place during the summer. The second one happened during winter. When it ended it was time for Christmas shopping season. My girlfriend and I tried to get ready.

883 Hot Lazy Girlfriend

I remember when I first met my girlfriend. I was so nervous and jittery, especially as her online photograph was so beautiful. Our first date was in a circular booth at a huge family restaurant. She showed up and she was even more beautiful, which made me even more nervous. Then she spoke and I was instantly put at ease.

882 Naked in the Fog

My girlfriend and I looked out the window and the fog was so thick we could barely see out the end of the garden. We came up with the weird notion of wondering what it would be like to go out there naked.

881 Popcorn and Maltesers

When the cinemas reopened, my girlfriend and I went out to our favourite cinema and thanked god it was still alive. We were greeted by the staff who knew us and we were all glad to see each other.

We got our tickets and for snacks they said "the usual?" and we said of course! We got our Coca-Cola Classics, popcorn and Maltesers.

880 Disappearing Between Two Big Girls

I was on the city bus one ordinary afternoon when two big girls got on board. They towered over me. I was wondering what were they feeding them these days?

879 Job Zombies are Dead

The virus wiped out the job zombies. People stopped asking me what my job was and it was really nice for a while, until the job zombie cultists showed up.

878 Underground Milk Bar

I finished my fizzy cola and got ready to leave the pub. The barman asked me if I was looking for a place to go. I was telling him on how I was down on my luck. He told me of a place that would only open if I knocked on a certain door a certain way. I had nothing going on that night so I went for it.

877 Milk Programme Patronage

Our school had a milk-drinking programme. It was in place to encourage us to get more calcium for our growing bones. We were only allowed to drink immediately before recess, so everyone rushed their milk before running outside to play, except for my girlfriend and me.

876 Leaker Girlfriend

"Please don't take my picture" I begged my girlfriend.

"But you're so beautiful!" she said, snapping and drooling.

875 The Time my Girlfriend got Tired of her Boobs

My girlfriend had the most amazing rack. The only thing was, she had to carry it even when it wasn't so amazing to do so. One day she decided to make me help.

874 My Girlfriend Rings the Bell for a Prize

My girlfriend and I went to a fairground for a day of fun. We came across one of those ring the bell and win a prize competitions. The owner said he bet I couldn't ring the bell to win a prize for my girl.

I said I agreed, but my girlfriend was a different story!

873 A Scolding About Breasts

One day I was daydreaming about breasts when a very angry woman came out from nowhere and started yelling at me about it.

How did she know what was going on in my head?

872 Kiss Prize

I took part in a tv-styled game show that my school ran as a fun idea. It was very glamorous with lots of bright lights and graphics. The host was the prettiest girl in school and I was the only contestant for some reason.

871 Paying off my Kiss Tab

"How about a kiss?" the barmaid asked me.

"Put it on my tab" I said back to her, jokingly.

This was a nice cute joke we had between us. One day I decided to say I'd pay it off. That may have been a mistake.

870 Fried Potatoes and Noodle Broth

I opened the curtains and smiled as the rain beat against the window in front of my face once again. It hadn't stopped raining for days and I was happy at the thought of another day indoors.

My girlfriend came up behind me and hugged me from behind. We hadn't left the house in over a week and we couldn't be happier.

869 Nice Soft Seat

There was nowhere to sit in the cinema. There was one very large girl in the back that took up a few seats though. She looked at me and smiled, patting her lap as an invitation.

She had a friendly smiling round face with cute dimples. Her face was also really pretty and inviting. I took her up on her offer.

868 Egg Dreams

My girlfriend made the best eggs ever. They were so tasty! I asked her how she did it but she said it was a family secret.

One night we were intimate and I felt a sudden rush of tiredness wave over me. I snoozed and dreamed of my girlfriend's eggs, already thinking of breakfast.

867 Cryptic Posing

There was a play in the local theatre and I decided to go, since people I knew locally were in it. Some of them were classmates of mine.

866 A Walk to the Graveyard after the Rain

It rained the whole morning and most of the day. Not much to do so my girlfriend and I just stayed indoors doing various things like napping, loving, and eating.

That evening, the weather cleared up so we decided to go for a walk.

865 My Girlfriend and her Friend Talk About Bras

My girlfriend didn't know many women who had breasts as big as hers were, but she had one very busty friend she was able to connect with and discuss things.

I couldn't say much when they talked about this kind of thing, but they wanted me around anyway...

864 Sharing a Deep Meaning in a Polygon World

I connected with a lady on a dating website through our common interest of video games. To be more specific, late 90s nostalgic early 3D video games, particularly those that were on the N64.

We were both extremely shy about meeting up but we both really wanted to. She didn't have a console anymore and I did. All she had was her favourite game cart she treasured dearly. Eventually, we got a chance to meet.

863 Texting my Friend about my Girlfriend

My friend wanted to know all about my new girlfriend and what we were getting up to. She asked a lot of vulgar stuff but I kind of side stepped a lot of it.

"Details!!" she demanded.

862 If Glamorous Model Shoots were Real

I was forced into taking a job from a list and in my haste I chose one for a dating service. Part of it was to make adverts that would go online but I thought at least it would be done at a computer. Not so...

861 The Bot Gang

I accidentally time travelled to the future and found a world with no people, apart from many beautiful women  just walking around. They all stared at me. I was too shy and unsettled to speak with them though.

860 Mail-in Girlfriend

My girlfriend really wanted to meet my mother but I kept putting it off. "Maybe next time" I said when I said goodnight to her at the end of the driveway. "That's what you said last time!" she complained.

859 The Naked Winner

In my quest to test my fighting skills against others all over the world, I came across another beautiful girl who stepped up to fight me. "In our culture" she said, "the winner gets to have their way with the loser if they choose."

I was glad to hear the terms of competition this time.

858 The Time I Lost My Clothes

I wandered the world to test my skills against other fighters. I met a girl who wore a lot of clothes and she was very beautiful. She challenged me.

857 Magical Hedgehog Bush Girlfriend

When I was growing up, my favourite plants were these big bushy shrubs. They felt so nice and tickly when I rubbed my hands and face in them. I always got the feeling they enjoyed me too somehow. Whenever I found one, I would forget where I found it just as easily.

When I got a little older, I found out what they really were.

856 Quiet Halloween

At half 2 in the afternoon it was pitch dark outside. The thick grey clouds poured rain the whole day, hitting parts of the windows they hadn't touched in years. On top of that, the TV was yelling at us to stay indoors and watch it. My girlfriend and I decided to just turn it off and we both crowded around the computer.

855 Best Boy Elections

The older girls in my school liked me so much they nominated me for the position of "Best Boy." It was all very embarrassing but pretty sweet of them too.

854 My Best Friend Unleashed

My best friend growing up was a friendly girl with a big soft plump body. She was really beautiful and she was always a source of comfort to me when I had the blues.

853 The Hour Change Dimension

The hour change altered my routine slightly. When I went for my walk, I met completely different people I hadn't seen in what seemed like forever. It was surreal.

852 Job Zombie Checkpoint

My girlfriend and I sat around the house, eating snacks and takeout food, playing video games and watching movies. We spent months like this without a care in the world.

Then the job zombies knocked on the door.

851 School Belle Dethroned

I went to school in a mountainous, rural area. There weren't many girls there compared to boys. In fact, there was only one girl in my class. She was really pretty too but she got so much attention it went to her head. Then the new girl showed up.

850 Space Mermaid Girlfriend

Late one night I got a knock on the door. I was surprised to find it was my girlfriend floating there.

"Can I lay low here for a while?" she asked, "They found water on the moon and I'm worried they'll find me"

I said of course and let her in.

849 Comfort Man

My first job was to chat and be nice to women. I thought it was an amazing job to be paid for something like that but it turned out there was more to it than I was told.

848 Femdom Ship

I was the sole survivor of a shipwreck and I was hanging onto driftwood for dear life. Just when all hope seemed lost, a ship came into view and I was saved.

847 Shifting to Nightsleeping

My girlfriend and I both slept during the day normally. After that we were real night owls, watching movies and playing games all night. Sometimes, one of us had to do a routine during the day where they were sleeping at night. This time it was my turn.

846 Girlfriend Debate

I was the moderator of a highly unusual debate between two women. I thought it was a strange idea but they insisted I do this to settle one very important matter: Who would get to be my girlfriend?

845 Chips and Lasagne

I fell in love with a girl who enriched my life, who made every day like the tastiest meal ever. She was also able to absolutely nail the perfect lasagne.

844 The Last Day Before Christmas and Halloween

By some strange turn of events, the colder half of the year became one big national holiday. No one had to work and everything closed down. Halloween and Christmas were part of this and seasonal sections in shops got confusing. It was like some kind of nightmare.

843 Shy Puppeteer Girlfriend

I became close friends with a girl who was very shy and didn't like speaking to people, but she liked puppetry. In fact the only time I heard her speak clearly was when she spoke to me through her puppet, so it was like I was friends with her puppet.

842 The Drunk Girl Who Told the Same Story Over and Over Again

I was having a meal when a girl sat nearby and started talking to me. She smelled of drink. She talked about how someone got stroppy with her a few minutes ago and she beat them up. She told the story over and over again with more and more details added each time she told it.

841 Border Patrol Girlfriend

I had crossed into the country some time ago and I was lucky enough to find a bunch of people to mingle with. I had a few narrow squeaks with the border patrol, but none as close as this...

840 My Girlfriend and the Secret of the Haunted Mansion

"Adventure! Intrigue! A hot intrepid adventuress!"

My girlfriend stood between me and the TV, dressed up in some crazy getup and said this.

"What are you made up for?" I asked her.

"I'm gonna explore the haunted house and YOU'RE coming with me, sidekick!"

After some gentle coaxing, she got me off the couch and on the road.

839 Movie Night Club

A friend of mine invited me to a movie watch party, which in these times meant watching a movie while participating in a social media hashtag. It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed people's chat messages, particularly of one girl who was hilarious.

838 My Girlfriend's Sneezing Fetish During the Pandemic

My girlfriend was really into sneezing. She loved the way it looked, the way it sounded, she loved being sneezed on and she loved recording my sneezes. When the pandemic hit, she was a different person.

837 My Girlfriend Embarrasses me During a Video Meeting

I was having an online meeting with my class, hosted by our lecturer, when my girlfriend came in and handed me a bottle of water. On camera it just looked like a hand was giving me the bottle.

One of my classmates yelled at me, saying they wished they had a waterboy and everyone laughed.

836 Flying With My Girlfriend to School

My girlfriend had the ability to fly. At first it was incredible and I was in awe of her all the time, but soon it became another thing we got used to. I still looked forward to her carrying me to school everyday though.

835 The Unstoppable Sword Wielder

I looked out the window of my holding cell. Since I was captured by the enemy I was looking out for any sign of the cavalry coming to my rescue. It was quite a while now and I was getting very worried.

Just then I heard commotion and screaming outside. I looked out the window and a mysterious figure with a sword was slicing up my captors with a long sword, all while dodging their bullets.

It was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. But was it friend or foe?

834 Fill in Girlfriend

My hot girlfriend was out of town for a while and I was missing her badly. Her hot but not-quite-as-hot friend came up to be and offered to be my girlfriend and bang me until she got back. At first I was like "What? No!" but she persisted...

833 Why I Woke Up Late

I looked over at my clock and I saw that I had overslept by about 4 hours. I thought hard about it and tried to figure out why. I had to retrace my steps.

832 Two Players, One Controller

My girlfriend and I had played our videogame collection to death, so we decided to play with a twist. We only had one controller so one of us would use the D-Pad and the other would use the action buttons.

831 The First Weekend Home From School

I flopped on my bed, still in my uniform. I threw my facemask and schoolbag off to the side and groaned. "Ohhhh what a week"

"Let me help!" a girl's voice said as she massaged my shoulders. I nearly jumped out of my skin.

830 Castle Anachronista

After a long journey I reached a castle. I needed a place to stay for the night, but I wasn't sure if they would accommodate me. I decided to take a chance.

When I got there I was met by a receptionist who was warm and welcoming, so that was good so far.

829 The September Lovesick Virus

It seemed that every single September at the start of the college year I would get this yearning for a girlfriend and this year was no different. The start of a school year was always the mark of a new beginning after all and a new chance to get to know people.

828 A Diary Entry for my Younger Self to Find Somehow

I found a bunch of my old diaries one day and had a big long read. A lot of stuff came back an one thing that was a running theme through my early life was how much I wanted a girlfriend.

827 Playing Time Crisis 5 with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I went to the arcade and saw they had Time Crisis 5, so we decided to have a go together.

It was a pretty fun game, but I died fairly soon. I found it hard to suss the pedal, because there were two of them and you had to shift your foot to press the one you needed.

826 Romance in the Art Gallery

When I first went out with my girlfriend, we were looking for places to make out. We couldn't go to many places without people looking at us, so we had to find places ourselves. One of these places was the art gallery.

825 Sleeping Beauty Twist

I beheld a sleeping beauty, just like the ones I heard about in stories. She was super beautiful and had lovely soft lips, so I thought I'd try my luck.

824 Rock Paper Scissors World

The world's human population got turned into rocks, pieces of paper and pairs of scissors. I was a rock boy and I loved to smash up scissors girls. I didn't know why, it was just a thing I did.

823 Politician Piñata

The fat minister of transport made an announcement as he rattled his solid gold jewellery. He said he was cancelling the bus service because of tough times, but everyone knew he was giving himself a raise.

Needless to say, there was a huge protest, but I had other ideas.

822 Crispy Bacon Western

I was approaching a town after a long journey on horseback and not a moment too soon. I checked my pouch and I only had a few crispy bacon strips left. I was hoping to replenish, but first I wanted a proper home cooked crispy bacon breakfast. I rode into town and things didn't look too good...

821 A Sweetheart in a Nuthouse

For the crime of disobedience, I was dragged by the authorities into various holding cells before they determined I was to be sent to a correctional facility. When I got there I met some crazy people, but I also met someone I didn't expect... the love of my life.

820 The Very Friendly Girl Who Fell in Love with Me Straight Away

I visited a seaside town with my family, though I wasn't much for sun, sand and sea. The girl who was assigned to help us with luggage greeted us in a very friendly manner. She took one look at me and said "Is this your son? I... I LOVE him..."

819 Commanding Clothes

My clothes felt a bit weird when I put them on one morning. When I tried to leave the house, they seized control of my arms and legs and took me back to the bedroom. My girlfriend was still lying on the bed with a remote control. She was wearing nothing but a smile.

818 Cancer Curing Girlfriend

My girlfriend was amazing. She was the most beautiful, kind and caring girlfriend I ever had. Little did I know she was about to become even more amazing. She started kissing different parts of my body.

817 Wordless Bonding

I was eating a big lunch by myself one day when this dude comes out of nowhere, offering me advice with the ladies. I looked at him while continuing to eat and he proceeded to tell me the importance on knowing what to say and it was bad to say nothing and you had to keep talking as much as possible.

816 Girlfriend Wrestling Challenge

Most women looked shyly away from me but there was one girl who wasn't afraid to look me in the eye. She said "If I beat you in a wrestling match, you gotta be my boyfriend!"

I looked at her for a moment. She was much smaller than I was. I said "Sure!" for the fun of it and took a fighting stance.

815 When Every Pub was a Gastropub

There was a period of a few weeks when the government allowed pubs to open but they had to serve food. My girlfriend and I took advantage of the situation and headed to the city for the first time in months.

814 Class of Feeders

My new class was full of girls. I was glad to see that they were very friendly and I was even happier when they shared their food with me.

813 Kiss the Headache Away

One of my friends kept hyping up this movie, telling me "you gotta watch it you gotta watch it." and it turned out to be a real headache of a film; a real pain in the face.

My head hurt a lot after it. I could feel the pain behind one my eyeballs on the way home.

812 The Goddess of Kisses

I was minding my business one day when a girl with very large soft lips appeared in front of me. "I am the Goddess of Kisses!" she declared, "and I have decided that you are suffering from a severe lack of kisses!"

"Yeah yeah... rub it in" I grumbled.

"Don't mind if I do!" she said and lunged for me.

811 Daydreaming of a Kiss on the Last Day of School

It was love at first sight. This new girl in my class was so beautiful I immediately started having daydreams about her that made my heart sore. The wildest fantasy I had was having a kiss with her on the last day of school.

810 Superhero Movie Fan Girlfriend

There was a girl in my class that I liked. She was kind of geeky and it added to her cuteness. I asked her what she was into so I could look it up and maybe have stuff to talk about with her. She said she was into superhero movies. I thought it would be no problem until I looked them up. There were dozens of them...

809 Girlfriend Licence

There was enough red tape in everyday life and I didn't need any extra to have a girlfriend. I had one anyway and we enjoyed our life and lived the way we wanted to as a couple. 

One day some government agents approached us and asked me for my girlfriend licence.

808 Double Love Confession

I didn't have much luck with girls, which made me feel sad and gain weight, but I became friends with two girls who were really pretty, but they were more close friends with me.

"Can we be your girlfriends?" they asked me one day, which really surprised me.

807 Taking Our Business Offline

My girlfriend and I looked in shock at the free website we had used for years suddenly asking us for money. It made our head spin. It was the way the world was going now, but we couldn't afford it.

806 Undercover Zine Reporter Girlfriend

My girlfriend wrote for the community newsletter. Her particular role was to report on the activities on the demanding negligent government and how they affected us.

Sometimes she had to put on a disguise, her favourite of which was as a dog walker.

805 Excited Dog Walkers

I was on duty one evening disguised as a mild-mannered dog walker. I didn't meet anyone except for these two girls who were walking their dog. They stared at me for quite a while.

804 Sleepy Girl Who Liked Me

A friend of mine kept telling me there was this girl he knew from far away that really wanted to meet me and do all kinds of dirty stuff to me. I felt good. I felt desirable. I was looking forward to meeting her.

When she finally got a chance to come to town and meet me though, she had serious jet lag.

803 Mary Sue Girlfriend

A new girl joined our school. My friend said "Ugh... she looks like a Mary Sue. Better stay away from her"

The next day, before I knew it, she was my girlfriend.

802 Questioning My Lust

I once studied the dark arts of feminism because I thought it wold give me the ability to impress a girl. After a long time I finally gained the trust of a group of girls.

801 Grand Theft Below

I was sitting around the floating apartment one day with my robot girlfriend. We were watching a livestream of an open world video game being played. She was busy disabling the ads but she was also watching it with me. The storyline featured people who lived in a rough city and was full of violence, double crossing and running around doing missions for gangs.

800 Remote Student Drone

Going back to school while the pandemic was still raging meant we had to wear extra stuff as part of the uniform. Face masks in the school colours of course, but we also had to wear these weird boxes that ensured social distancing.

799 Four Girlfriends Adventures

There was this girl who was really keen on me. She was really pretty but also really serious. I liked her but I teased her really badly about it. One day, my teasing got too much and she ravaged my body when I least expected it. Here's how it happened.

798 Hugs in the Era of Social Distancing

I sat on the bus and took out my handheld gaming console. It was a special device that also loaded up multimedia files. I loaded up the latest issue of the zine from the underground revolution group. It was a nice companion for these long journeys.

797 My Girlfriend's Hot Older Twin Sisters

My friend invited me to hang out at her place. When we got there, she was about to open the door when she said "Oh by the way, I kinda told my sisters you were my boyfriend. I'll explain later"

No sooner had she said that when the front door open and two gorgeous smiling blonde girls ran out to greet me, putting their arms around me and guiding me inside.

796 The Day my Girlfriend got Crabby

One day my girlfriend got crabby. No, she was in great humour, but her arms turned into crab claws. She was in great humour because she was hitting me with them.

795 Escaping the Pandemic with Podcasts

I smiled at the bus driver as he charged me the extortionate fare. I went in and took my seat. I drew the curtain, put on my headphones to drown out the noise of the engine, and loaded up my favourite podcast.

794 Cure for a Lousy Breakfast

My girlfriend and I were after an all nighter and we were itchy-eyed and starving. The shops with deli counters were starting to open with breakfast stuff.

The one we went to was pretty bad, but we didn't have the energy to go to another one further away.

793 The First Text I Ever Got

I was dead against having a mobile phone. That was until my parents bought me one because they couldn't imagine life without one.

My girlfriend at the time was thrilled and she sent me this thing called a "text message".

792 Riding in Cars with Girls

I found myself on a long and lonesome road. I wanted to get away from people and all the rules of society. I found freedom, but I also longed for company.

A small car pulled up and a girl's beautiful smiling face appeared in the window.

"Care for a ride?" she said.

791 My Girlfriend's Bubble Powers

My girlfriend was a bounty hunter like the rest of us in the community, but she was a lot softer, cleaner and less intimidating than the rest of us. She was hired for jobs where the enemy wasn't expecting the most horrific and painful death they could experience.

790 Sentenced to Marriage

When I was younger I fell in love with a much older lady and she loved me too. She made me feel things I never imagined and eventually she became pregnant.

789 My Girlfriend Wants to Eat Me

"You're so cute I could gobble you up!" this girl said to me at a disco. Ever since then she's been my girlfriend.

She was always very affectionate towards me and I loved the attention. To this day we still laugh about her pick up line and she still makes "nom nom nom" noises when she kisses me.

788 A Boy and a Girl Play Fall Guys and Fall in Love

I met a girl playing Fall Guys and we immediately hit it off. We got on so well and the conversation got romantic. We liked to laugh about the same things.

787 The View from My Cocoon

I was unlucky enough to be one of the demographics that were urged to stay inside and not make physical contact with anyone during the pandemic. I said goodbye to all my girlfriends and went in home.

786 Creating the Moment With Time Travel

I sat on the roof of the school, looking at my watch. The girl I liked would be coming around the corner soon and I had everything in place ready.

785 The School Where Everybody Has a Girlfriend

I transferred to a new school. It was nice place, but there were a few things to get used to, but the biggest culture shock I had was that everyone there had a girlfriend.

784 My Girlfriend's Part Time Wage Slave Bodega Summer Job

My girlfriend had a part time job in a local shop. It wasn't a franchise place that had rigid routines and stuff like that, it was a local place where a friend could hang out and chat with people going in and out. Still, she was a wage slave.

783 You Are Not Immune To Bad Chocolate Propaganda

Three new chocolate bars hit the shop shelves. One had horrible bits that got stuck in your teeth, another spoiled the taste with a really terrible idea for a flavour, and another was the nicest chocolate bar ever.

It seemed like my girlfriend and I were the only ones who liked it and it was bewildering.

782 Wonderful Woman

The local superhero appeared from nowhere to fight evil again and my girlfriend was nowhere to be found. I was disappointed because I really wanted her to meet her!

Well, maybe not. The superhero girl liked to tease me. I have no idea why but she liked to tickle me under the chin and even gave me kisses on the cheek. She never did this to anyone else. My girlfriend never believed me though.

781 My Girlfriend Learns How to Fly

My girlfriend took me to a hillside above town. She had fixed some delicious sandwiches for a picnic. She was here for something else too though. She had some measuring tools and she was taking notes and observations. I asked her what she was up to. She said it was a surprise.

780 Security Guard Girlfriend

Some old rich guy hired my girlfriend and me to cook and do security for him. When he took a look at us, he assigned my girlfriend to do the cooking and me for security, even though she couldn't cook anything and I was afraid of my own shadow.

779 The Father Party

The country was in chaos and it was election time. The establishment parties clung desperately for power but were ultimately toppled by the people's vote. Many new parties sprung up but one rose to prominence and won all the seats in government. They were called The Father Party.

778 My Girlfriend's Assistant Cures My ED

My girlfriend didn't have headaches anymore but we had another challenge. I started having problems, though I didn't have headaches. TV was full of ads that talked about taking medicine that helped dysfunction.

My girlfriend grabbed the remote. "That's junk" she said and called for her assistant. Suddenly her beautiful, big lipped assistant came into the room and smiled at me, which always made me feel good. I certainly didn't feel like I was having dysfunction when she was around!

777 Magical Jackpot Machine

The arcade was quiet apart from the machines making noises in attract mode. No one was here, which gave me a chance to play some games without being disturbed.

I saw a one armed bandit machine that dispensed "love". I never saw it before and I wondered why it wasn't in the gambling section. I had a go.

The spinning slots stopped on three puckering lips. I wondered what that meant. Suddenly, bells rang and a load of girls came out of nowhere and surrounded me, kissing me all over my face and arms and body.

776 My Girlfriend's Assistant

My girlfriend loved me but she wasn't always able to be with me. Sometimes she was too busy doing something or she was too tired. "My assistant will help you" she said one day to me as she called her. Just then this gorgeous babe with big enthusiastic eyes and plump lips would come in to the room with a warm friendly smile.

"Yes, miss?" she asked.

"Ride the hell out of my boyfriend will you?"

"Sure, miss!" she said as she went for me.

775 All-Weather Tree

My girlfriend and I set out to the fields one warm summer's day, looking for a place to just relax and get away from all the stresses of life. We found a tree near the edge of a field and sat down underneath. Soon, we were laying with each other in each other's arms.

774 The Girlfriend From The Future

I was sitting in the canteen having lunch with my friend, who also happened to be the prettiest girl in school. Sitting nearby was the "Destroy All Men" club. They were drawing up plans to ban all the boys from school.

We didn't pay much attention to them. Suddenly, a time machine appeared. Out stepped my friend!

773 Super Fusion Girlfriends

There were two girls in my class that chased me all over the place, trying to have their way with me. I liked them well enough, but neither of them were my perfect girl. I was always able to outrun them, even when they teamed up. One day they told me to be straight with them.

I told them I liked one girl's large lips and blonde hair, but she didn't have blue eyes, long hair and big breasts like the other girl did. I said if only they were one with all those features, they would be unstoppable. That might have been a mistake.

772 She Puts Down her Phone and Pays Attention to Me

 I had a huge crush on my college classmate and did all kinds of stupid stuff to impress her. She wouldn't take her nose out of her phone though, so I was happy to just get any attention from her at all.

771 Matching Shirts

 My girlfriend, a big, cheerful, kind woman walked into the living room one day in a pink shirt that said "Good Mommy" on it. She asked me what I thought and I admit I smiled a lot. I loved it.

Then she showed me a matching shirt for me. A baby blue shirt that said "Good Baby Boy" on it. I stopped smiling.

770 A Friendly Hug on a Long Journey

I was on my way back home from the city. I wasn't used to the train commute since it was summertime. Those feelings of loneliness and tiredness came back and I wasn't used to it. I flopped like an unworn jacket on the seat, staring at the dark horizon and my reflection in the window.

769 A Nice Day in Silent Hill

Everything was foggy and I couldn't find my girlfriend anywhere. Suddenly, she popped out from nowhere. She was topless and reached out to me with her arms, making kissy noises with her soft lips I always found alluring. They were even more alluring this time.

768 Homeless Cheerleader

I was wandering around, eating an ice cream when a beautiful and familiar woman called to me from the side of the pavement. She was homeless and wanted some change. She called my name and I looked at her for a moment, trying to place who she was. Then my robot wife showed up.

767 Chicken Filter

I wasn't having much luck in love. I met many women, but they always turned out to be disappointing. I thought about it a lot and came up with a startling conclusion: If their favourite food was chicken, I wouldn't be compatible with them.

I was in disbelief at first, but then I put it to the test.

766 My Girlfriend's Super Montage

For a while my girlfriend started playing around with video editing software. It was nice to see her take an interest in it and it soon became a consuming passion.

One day she started showing me clips from adult internet videos, asking me if I liked them and what bits I liked. I was confused but I came around and told her about stuff I liked and didn't like.

765 Eating Crisps on the Couch with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend was coming over so I switched on my media server and got the movie folder ready. I opened up the cupboard where there was a huge stash of crisp brands all lined up neatly and ready for the picking. My girlfriend knocked on the door which was just in time. I needed her help in deciding what to eat.

764 Feeling Young Again with my Favourite Band

Life was dull until I saw an advert for my favourite band playing a gig in my town! I hadn't listened to them since I was young! On the big night I dug out all my old gear and to my dismay I had realised I had gained so much weight over the years that nothing would fit.

I looked in the mirror at the man I ended up becoming, looking back at me. I snapped out of it and decided I wouldn't let it ruin my night, so I put on some comfortable clothes and went out.

763 Bouncing Love Test with a Risk of Death

The world was plunged into fear when rumours of a beautiful girl from another world appeared and went around killing men. No one knew what she wanted because they always ended up dead. She became a source of fear and the media urged people to stay in their homes.

I made the mistake of going outside and I saw her.

762 Night Walk During a Break in the Clouds

One evening I wanted to go outside, but it was so rainy I couldn't do anything. The forecast wasn't looking good either. However, there was one hour where there was a break in the clouds. I took this opportunity to go outside for a walk.

761 Board Game Night With my Girlfriend who Didn't Like Board Games

I was in the mood to try something different, so I brought out a board game to play with my girlfriend. She looked at me with lust and... well little else in her eyes.

760 Wearing a Nerdy Shirt to School

I was very shy about wearing a shirt with my favourite TV show on it to school, but my mother thought it was cute and encouraged me to. I was worried about what would happen when everyone saw it.

759 My Golfing Caddy Gig

I was down on my luck. I scraped enough money together to buy a burger, which I ate on a park bench. While I was eating I heard a woman's voice say "Hey cutie, come caddy for me!"

I looked up from my burger and came face to face with the end of her golf club pointing at me. She had a beautiful smiling,  kind face. I nodded and she helped me along.

758 Dual Monitor Wallpaper

When my girlfriend first saw my computer, she was shocked at the monitor. I was still using a 4:3ish almost square monitor. She invited me over to her place.

757 Overwhelming Pinball

My girlfriend took me to the arcade where they had pinball tables! I had played pinball video games before but never on a real table. I tried some tables but didn't last long on any of them.

756 Ninja Street Light Hopping Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I walked down a big empty road in the city one night. We were light on our feet and skipped along. I felt in that moment like there was nothing in the world more important than her and so, I told her I loved her for the first time. She was so happy she grabbed me and leaped high up into the air.

755 Going Out to Eat During the Pandemic

I waited until everyone in the house was asleep. Then, after texting my girlfriend that I was on my way, I went out and snuck across the fields to the fast food place.

754 The Guilt of not Being a Job Zombie

I fell in love with a girl who helped free me from the Job Zombies. For many years we would wander the world together, being careful whenever we came across plantations. I had a horrible sense of guilt and panic whenever we were anywhere near these places and sometimes my mind wandered.

753 Senior's Pet

I remember being at the top of the school and then all of a sudden being the baby when going into the next school. The girls took an instant liking to me though, making me their pet.

752 My Girlfriend the Cyber Punk

My girlfriend didn't have a mobile phone. Never did. It was something her parents were against. They taught her many other different kinds of things about technology though. Stuff I couldn't believe.

One day she took out a device with a screen in front of me and started swiping at it. I gasped. Had she changed her mind about mobile phones? Then I realised it was a tablet computer.

751 My Girlfriend Turns into Pomeranians

I started going out with this unbelievably beautiful and cute girl with the most amazing long blonde bushy hair. She was fun and cute and life was good.

750 Robot Girlfriend Upgrade

A lot of pressure from everywhere was upon me to upgrade my robot girlfriend. I was happy with the way she was but influences from everywhere were trying to get me to upgrade.

749 My Girlfriend Lifts me from Depression to Enjoy the Sunset

I laid on the couch, barely able to move. The orange glow of the sunset filled the apartment. My girlfriend was with me and we both felt its lovely warm glow. With her help I was able to enjoy it even more. This is how she helped me...

748 The Naked Ninja Zone

I was always ordered to stay away from the girls in school. I thought the powers that be just wanted to get in the way of love, but they were warning me about something else...

747 Waiting for my Girlfriend on the Shore

I stood on the shore of my home island, gazing out over the sea at my girlfriend's home island. I looked at the clouds, I made note of which way the wind was blowing, but mostly... I waited.

746 Jelly Girlfriend's Jelly Babies

My girlfriend liked to play house sometimes, so she would make little jelly babies with our likenesses to pretend we had a family. It was strange, but still kind of fun.

745 A Very Quick Game of Chess

My girlfriend had a huge appetite for bedroom antics but I wanted to take a break with a nice game of chess. She raised an eyebrow as I set up the table.

744 Laser Eye Purgery

I was hanging out with my girlfriend in my favourite hang out place. Suddenly, some of the locals gathered around us and said "We don't approve of your girlfriend's type". Big mistake.

743 Salt & Vinegar Girlfriend

I liked cheese and oniony girls from my hometown, but there were so many of them. They all had red hair and red dresses. I liked dating more than one girl, but it felt like I was going out with the same one all the time. I had to share the same stories over and over again. But then the salt and vinegar girl came to town...

742 Flatulent Girlfriend Central Heating

It was a winter's night and I was cold in bed. I had my girlfriend with me for warm snuggles, but it wasn't warm enough. I was still cold.

Then the farting started.

741 Mutant Mushroom Monster Mommies

It was that time of year when mushrooms started appearing everywhere on the lawn and they were big this year. Huge mushrooms popped up every day and worryingly, some of them had human faces.

740 The Play at the Castle

I stood in the courtyard where the play was going to take place. There was this jerk who stood in the way wherever I was, so I decided to go to higher ground.

739 Driving From Bed

I woke up next to my robot girlfriend and looked out the window of the floating apartment. We were flying over a really beautiful place. I decided to cruise around a bit.

738 Crashing Out of the Friend Zone

One day I was playing video games when my roommate came in and put her arm around me. "Hey dude, we're pals right?"

"Ah... right" I said, not taking my eyes off the screen.

"and pals do stuff for pals, right?"

"...right"

"Well... how about you let me f*!@ you?"

737 Daysleeping with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I became night owls. We tended to stray far from the madding crowd and usually went out when shops were quieter. The rest of the time we would sleep when huge traffic was on the road. When the traffic was gone, we went out and did our thing.

736 Curry Without Chicken

It was my first time going around the supermarket on my own, doing the big shop. My girlfriend was with me actually, and we were filling up with food of our own. We ignored all the chicken products and suddenly, the place got a lot smaller.

735 From Chicken Country to Beef Country

I came from a land of chicken eaters. Impish, pale little creatures that were obsessed with chicken. I wanted beef, which was available, but it was expensive and no one else really wanted it. It was time for a change. I decided to go to the land where beef was plentiful, where I could be free.

734 Ninjas Wore Facemasks Before it was Cool

I was pouring my cereal one morning when I felt something strike the box. I dozily turned it around to look at it when I saw a shuriken stuck in the side of it. I dropped it in shock. Then I looked at my cereal bowl to see it was already empty. My girlfriend then appeared, patting her tummy.

733 My Girlfriend Ate All The Peaches

I brought home a nice punnet of peaches and looked forward to enjoying them. I turned my back for a moment and when I looked back, they were gone! All that was there was my girlfriend, licking her fingers.

732 Escaping the City of Anarchy

My robot girlfriend and I had a nice time in the occupied city without being surveyed, but we soon got tired of all the annoying, violent people. The nice people we met were all gone, so it was time for us to go too.

731 My Girlfriend's Big Weird Minecraft Castle

The worldwide quarantine sucked but it gave my girlfriend and me relief from the school cliques. We weren't able to meet in person, but we could play all we wanted on her Minecraft server.

730 Feral Girlfriend

I was throwing out the rubbish one night when I saw a beautiful girl near my bin. She scattered when I came across her. This happened a few times. I decided to leave out some food for her.

729 Condiment Carrier

When fast food places opened again, my girlfriend and I went to them and loved being able to eat the yummy food again! One thing we didn't miss though were the condiments in sachets. We were so used to using bottles at home that we decided to bring them with us.

728 The Long Grass after Lunchtime

My girlfriend and I laid in the long grass during lunchtime at school. It was soon gonna be time to go back to class but we just wanted to lie here, in each other's arms.

"How about we just... stay here" she said.

727 Minty Fresh Monster Girl With Big Lips

I wandered through a garden, nursing an upset stomach from an ill-prepared lunch I was served of floppy, near raw bacon. I wasn't paying much attention to where I was going and soon got very lost in this huge garden. While feeling lost and uncomfortable, I heard a sweet, kind voice saying "What's the matter, cutie?" from behind.

726 Facemasking

The latest pandemic measures dictated that everyone had to wear a face mask. However, my girlfriend found them incredibly difficult to breathe while using one, so she decided to make an alternative...

725 Escaping the Humidity

It was so warm my girlfriend and I didn't even want to touch each other, we were that sweaty. We decided to go somewhere to cool off.

724 Big Belly Fan

I had to gain weight for a acting role. I had lots of good support from my steadfast girlfriend. In fact, she really really liked my new belly...

723 Soft Lips Tolerance Training

I was assigned on a mission to infiltrate the Organisation of Evil Big Lipped Women. However I had to be trained to make sure I wouldn't fail. I met my assessor, a gorgeous lady with humongous lips.

722 Hard Cheese

There were rumours that someone was mutilating boys in a neighbourhood some distance away. There was nothing about it in the news and no one was doing anything about it, but the rumours reached us. My girlfriend wanted to go after the one doing it, so she took me along and we staked out in that area.

721 The Sirens Over the Wall

I was in boys only boarding school and lunch time was the only real time we saw the open air. It was pretty strict the way they did things down here. Oftentimes we would hear beautiful singing from the other side of the wall and we wanted to see what it was like over there. We convinced ourselves that it was angels or fairies or something.

720 The Next Attempt to Kill Video Games

I lost a lot of my friends when the console of the corporations came out. It didn't have any games, but the marketing poisoned the minds of my friends. One by one, I lost them. When I got the console of the video game fans, I made some new friends, one of whom became my girlfriend.

719 Propeller Blade Runner

I waited for the drone that was going to take me to my girlfriend's place. I didn't need to wait long at all, as it arrived without any fuss. I got in and an automated voice prompted me to use the safety belt. There wasn't any driver. The drone took off and I was soaring over the city.

718 Throwing Flames in the Future

I missed the alarm I had set and I was grumpy for a while, but my robot girlfriend comforted me and got me in better humour before going to make me breakfast with crispy bacon and egg yolks. I relaxed and looked out the apartment window. The clouds below were thicker than usual. I looked at the electronic calendar and I was shocked the see it was in the distant future. Had I slept in that long?

717 The Colour Green

I was looking up what grants I could apply for one day and I found this very strange one that was for mixed families. It gave me an idea so I set the skin tone option on my robot girlfriend to a different colour than my own.

716 Holidays in Super Mario 64

Using a cheat cartridge, my girlfriend and I loved to spend holidays in Super Mario 64's world. We would take a walk around all the locations and just explore every little thing and talk about memories and theories.

I was flying around the castle one day when I got a text from her to come see her at the top of Wet Dry World. I floated down to the ground and went inside the castle.

715 My Girlfriend's Aunties

My girlfriend really wanted me to meet her family. I was somewhat hesitant because of protective male family members, but eventually I agreed to it.

When she introduced me to her family, it was then I noticed she had few male family members. In fact she had loads of aunts and cousins, and they were all hot!

714 Having a Picnic in the New Country

My robot girlfriend and I observed the world below from my floating apartment. We got word there was a new country popping up and we decided to visit.

713 My Girlfriend Turns Me Out During the Pandemic

A few days after my girlfriend lost her job, I saw her with a camera pointing at my butt. I asked her what she was doing and she said I was the goose that laid the golden egg. She set up an online advert to hire me out to other women. I told her she was nuts and it wouldn't work. Little did I know...

712 Bongo Lesson

Things were kinda dull so I signed up for bongo lessons. When I got there I found that I was the only student there and I had four teachers, all very busty women.

711 My Girlfriend Runs Her Family's Convenience Store

My girlfriend texted and said she was working at her family's shop, so I decided to go hang out with her. It was a little tough getting there because of the curfew, so I had to be careful.

710 Attack of the Cavewoman

One time while time travelling with my mad scientist girlfriend, we went to an era before civilisation. She went to work on stuff and told me not to stray. I didn't this time but something found me.

709 Girl Ganged in a New City

I was lost in a city and I didn't know where to go. It was getting dark too. I tried not to panic and put on a brave face but I must've failed, because a group of beautiful girls asked me if I was okay because I had such a lost and lonely look on my face. They offered to give me a place to stay and I couldn't say no to their kind offer.

708 My Girlfriend Visits on a Windy Day

My mother told my girlfriend she couldn't visit for cuddles because I had to do my homework. It sucked but it had to be so because I wasn't getting stuff done. I locked myself in my room studying. Summer had come so I was dealing with the heavy, sweaty heat. My poor girlfriend often called me out to the balcony and asked me to let her in. With sweaty sadness I had to turn her away every time. She tried using a ladder at one point but my mother caught her and sent her packing.

707 That Time My Girlfriend and I Went Back in Time and I Got Kidnapped by Ogres

My girlfriend told me to say nearby, but this new world looked so wonderful. I made the mistake of straying a little bit and I got kidnapped by three huge ogre women.

706 The Redhead with the Grey Jumper and Perky Tits

With the world in ruins, I made a hobby out of exploring buildings that had been abandoned. One of my favourite places was this technical college. The machinery was cool and the big lecture classrooms were comfy. One day I had company.

705 Getting Screwed in Monopoly

I looked out through the window of the beautiful new house I was staying in as I licked an ice cream. It tasted nice but not $200 nice. My girlfriend nudged me to take another roll as I had rolled doubles. I snapped out of it and took another roll.

704 Yes You Can Water Your Plants!!!

My girlfriend came home from a long hot day of protesting the hosepipe ban and she was exhausted. She dressed up as a flower and she was wilting in every sense of the word. I put the dinner in the oven and fixed up a treat for her.

703 Flamethrower Girlfriend

My girlfriend was like most girls, except she had scales, teeth and a tail. She was some kind of dragoon from a different dimension or something. Anyway she was conventionally beautiful and a fiery and passionate lover but she was also a fiery fighter.

702 Under Sexy Arrest for Jaywalking

One day a beautiful girl on the other side of the road waved at me and called me over. I looked both ways and walked over to her. She then caught hold of my wrists and said in a very heavy foreign accent "You are under sexy arrest for jaywalking!" before pulling me away into the park.

701 Don't Worry Mister!

One day I decided to sit on a bench and close my eyes. When I opened them again I noticed that there were three women surrounding me. One sitting on either side of me and another sitting opposite me on the bench in front of me. They were all really big and buff and had enormous breasts. "Don't worry mister, " one of them said, "we're lesbians!"

700 Covid Community Service

When I finished and e-mailed the last of my schoolwork for the summer, I decided to sign up to help people in my community. The lady who signed me up gave me some addresses and let me at it.

699 Tennis Girl's Message of Love

My girlfriend liked watching women's tennis. The reason why she liked it was because she could imitate the grunt noises and watch how roused I would get. I sat next to her helplessly.

698 Going for Take Out Food via Air

When my girlfriend heard that fast food places were opening in different towns, she got to inventing. We couldn't use regular transport due to the curfew, so she went into her workshop and started on something. She came out with these wheel-less scooters that hovered in the air. "Let's get some burger meals!" she said happily, standing on her one.

697 The Rules on Speaking to a Pretty Girl

I saw a really pretty girl one day and I wanted to talk to her. I decided to go and introduce myself when I was interrupted by an ugly girl, telling me it was against the rules.

696 Coach X

One day I got a letter from an ex-girlfriend, saying she wanted to meet my current one. I showed it to my current one and she was so amused, she said she would meet her. Next thing I knew it was happening.

695 Harpoon the Man!

My girlfriend was big into playing "Hunt the Boyfriend" type of games and I was in the middle of one. I ducked and weaved between bushes, trying to evade her eagle eyes. It was no good and she soon spotted me. "MAN THE HARPOONS AND HARPOON THE MAN!" she yelled, giving chase

694 Only One Fan

I laid in my bed one pleasant Sunday morning. My girlfriend was still snuggled up against me, snoozing soundly. I looked at the ceiling, thinking. I wondered if I had everything figured out or not. I decided to look up the latest trend.

693 Mad Exhibitionist Queen of Wonderland

I took a trip to Wonderland and met the Queen. She was a mad queen. "Off with his pants!" she said.

692 Offline But Not Off Love

My girlfriend and I loved the internet. Unfortunately sometimes it went down and this time it went out for quite a long time. We had to think.

691 Fly Five Hundred Miles

I was missing my robot girlfriend. She was far away looking for exotic snacks for me. Even though she was far away she was able to pick up on this.

690 Video Gamer Junkies

I was walking in the woods one day when I saw in the middle of the path, a rare, high quality game cartridge! I went for it and the next thing I knew, I was hanging upside down with a snare tied around my leg and two girls giggling around me.

689 Love Finds a Way During Totalitarianism

Flashing lights and drones shone outside, moving to and fro. I stood at the window with my hands in my dressing gown pockets. My girlfriend lived far away and I couldn't visit her by going outside.

I closed the curtains and switched on the transportation portal. It showed an image of the interior of my girlfriend's house. Then it showed an image of my girlfriend dashing towards the portal. The next thing I see is my girlfriend leaping through the portal and into my arms, kissing me all over. "I miss you so much!" she said as she kissed me all over my face, not giving me a chance to speak.

I switched off the portal and hung out with my girlfriend for the rest of the afternoon, not caring about whatever madness was going on outside.

688 Listening to Records in the 80s

By some sheer chance, my girlfriend had a wish she could use for anything. She grabbed my hand and asked to live an 80s fantasy. She gave the genie details on some paper and we were whisked away.

687 Little Black Book of Girlfriends

My girlfriends all knew about each other. No biggie. They knew all of my comings and goings. The problem was, I had so many that I couldn't keep track of them all.

686 Gamer Girls Compete for Me

I was at the arcade when the two daughters of the guy who ran the place appeared to pick on me. They were a lot older and bigger than I was but they both wanted to be my girlfriend. They took a break from tickling me to have an argument with each other. Then they decided to settle it with a game. They yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" and went straight to the cabinet.

685 My Girlfriend Loves My Tummy

I put on weight during the lockdown. My girlfriend however, had a real thing for fat guys so she was delighted with me. She loved my tummy.

684 Farting Girlfriend

I met this girl who seemed so completely perfect in every way, that I was quite nervous about talking to her. She seemed so comfortable though. Then she made the biggest loudest fart all of a sudden.

683 Hydration Patrol

I was a little worried about the cops when I left the house, but I was cooped up for so long I wanted to get some exercise, so I went out.

682 Lovely Warm Memories Coming Back

It was a cold day lonely day in winter. I decided to take a trip down memory lane and take a walk to where I used to play while growing up. When I got there, it was all concrete, it was cold, windy, grey, miserable and very very sad... It started raining too. I stood under the eaves of the old football dressing rooms. As I shivered I reminisced on an old crush I had on a girl with beautiful red hair.

681 My Girlfriend's Lulls me to Sleep

My girlfriend was noticing I was grouchy around the house and said "Poor baby, you must be tired". She sat me down in her lap with a video game. My grumbles faded out as I played it.

680 I'm Not The Pillow Guy!

A beautiful babe ran up to me one day and said "You're the pillow guy!". I looked at her with confusion. I had no idea what she was talking about.

679 Flappy Girlfriend

I was walking along with my girlfriend one day when the ground started to shake and split. It shook us to the ground and it split open into a huge gorge that separated us.

678 Shy Rocker Girl's Love Song

I went out with a gorgeous rock chick who was incredibly talented at guitar. I thought she was too hot to want to out with me but it turned out she was just incredibly shy. I had no idea until she expressed her feelings through song.

677 Rainy Sleepy Dream of School Days

It was a very wet day outside but the air was calm and sleepy. It seemed like the world outside was asleep. My girlfriend and I looked out at it and we felt the urge to go out for a walk.

676 My Girlfriend Splits into Two Girlfriends

Sometimes my girlfriend couldn't make her mind. When this happened she would split into two.

675 But I Don't Want to go Back Out!

My poor girlfriend was beside herself with depression. She was very sporty and outgoing, so the pandemic quarantine was very difficult on her. I did my best to keep her amused and we both got through it.

674 Big Tiddy Science GF Sets The Record Straight on Eggs

After a long night of my girlfriend smothering my face in her large breasts, I was in the mood for some eggs, so we went out to a café to get some.

673 Green Curtains

My girlfriend and I sat on the bench in front of her house, just enjoying the day together. The trees in front of her house hadn't grown their spring leaves yet, so we could see the road.

672 Corporate Pizza Experience

My girlfriend and I ordered a pizza and looked for somewhere outdoors to eat it. We found a massive billboard screen advertising pizza and a couch in front of it with "The Pizza Experience!" printed on it. We sat and watched the screen for a while.

671 An Unusual Day in Droneville

I left my uncomfortable sleeping quarters to head to work. I made the mistake of yawning out loud. Out of nowhere, a drone with an automated voice barked at me to get to work. I cut my yawn short and got walking.

670 My Girlfriend Invents the Short Warp

My girlfriend was inspired by cartoons and games to make an invention that would warp you a short distance away. She was a genius so it worked. She was like a ninja, warping all around me and hugging me from behind, but she wanted to try it on something else...

669 Nice Passage Through the Cave

My girlfriend and I came across a big cave on our journey. This cave had its own feelings and it wouldn't open its mouth to let us through. We asked any way we could but it eventually got bored and started looking at Twitter. My girlfriend had an idea.

668 My Native Language Girlfriend

The every day language I speak is different to the traditional one of my homeland. I like that language, but I've used it so little since school that I got rusty. When I met the girl of my dreams, I learned that her only language was our native one.

667 Crisp Sandwich

The mere sight of the deli counter gave me a stomachache. I was hungry, but for a certain thing. I didn't know what. Suddenly the gorgeous deli counter worker gave me a big friendly hello and asked me what I would like.

666 Evil Girl

I was hanging out with my girlfriend, all cosy together in our secret place, when the figure of a woman appeared before us. She had horns, sharp teeth and an evil cackle. She also had humongous mouth watering tits. "Hello, baby!" she said to me, licking her thick plump lips.

665 Shy and Dirty

A girl in my class approached me one day. She was always very mousy and quiet and blushy, so I expected her to say something harmless. Instead she said "Umm... can I !&*$@ you?"

664 Bad New Crisp Flavour

My girlfriend brought home lots of crisps, you know, the essentials, and I always liked going through them before putting them in the cupboard. Sometimes there would be exciting new ones in what she bought, and there was today.

663 Evil Girlfriend Fails to Frame Hot Girlfriend

My girlfriend was a pretty terrible person. She wanted me to paint graffiti on the school, saying the hottest girl in our class was trashy. I had trouble saying no to people so I said I would, though I was going to throw it away in the trash later.

662 Disorient on the Express

I was taking a train ride for the first time in years when a girl burst into my booth and called for help. She said her friend had been murdered. I hopped to it and went out with her.

661 Avoiding the Queue at the Supermarket during Pandemic

When the pandemic was declared, all the supermarkets no longer had queues. At least not indoors. You had to queue outside just to get in the place. I stood in line for a few minutes until I heard a "psst!" coming from somewhere.

660 Three Score Club

I was sitting on a bench one day, looking out for cops when three beautiful girls approached me. "We are the NoDrugs Club and since you haven't done drugs, we would like to nominate ourselves to be your lovers.

659 Chess Challenge Attempt Against my Girlfriend

My girlfriend rocked my world in body, mind and spirit. She did things to me that made my brain feel mushy and it was a real challenge to keep up with her. One day I took a notion to have a chess game with her.

658 Affection from a Distance

I heard many stories during the pandemic about people getting together without getting together. People playing tennis on different roofs, drive by birthday parties, blowing kisses from the building across the street... all these little stories were inspiring. I particularly liked that last one.

657 Fluffy Haired Girlfriend Helps me with Walking Blisters

My girlfriend had a fluffy sheep's head of hair. Pure white blonde beautiful hair. I came home one day after a long walk and my feet were sore from blisters. She told me to lie down...

656 Dove Girlfriend

I heard my doorbell and went to answer the door. Nobody was there except for a dove that flew away the moment I opened the door. The next day, the exact same thing happened, right down to the dove flying away. What was going on?

655 Written Permission from my Girlfriend

The curfew was in full swing and my girlfriend wanted me to come visit and to bring the letter of permission she wrote. I had no excuse now, so I left home for her place, despite my nerves.

654 My Girlfriend Pretends to be a Corona Cop

My girlfriend dressed up and pretended to be a cop one day. She thought it would be the only way we could go for a walk without being questioned. I was a bit nervous about it.

653 Risking Lockdown Patrol to get Spicy Food

My girlfriend and I liked the local food but a few weeks after the quarantine ordinance we started to long for the spicy stuff we could only get from the city. We left the house, avoided the roads and took a route through the wilderness.

652 Mushroom Breast Enlargement

My girlfriend was pretty busty but she also liked to feel bigger once in a while. She kept a question mark block at her house where she had Super Mushrooms.

651 Pizzamancer Girlfriend

My girlfriend had a weird ability to conjure up a pizza every 24 hours. Whenever I was hungry she would make the most delicious pizza ever out of thin air.

650 Hedgehog Girlfriend

My girlfriend was very shy and mostly liked to spend time by herself, but she liked being with me more than anything else. People generally stayed away from her because her hair looked scary, but I thought it was cute.

649 Surprise in the Janitor's Closet

My girlfriend worked for a while in a college as a janitor. She said the days were long and lonely, so I decided to surprise her one day with a visit and some flowers.

648 My Girlfriend's Female Flatmate

My girlfriend shared a flat with her friend, another girl she knew. She was a nice girl and was good to me whenever I visited, but she had no boyfriend of her own. She was pretty outspoken about it and she looked at me with those eyes...

647 Sandworm Girl

I found myself walking through a vast desert. I was getting thirsty and weak. Suddenly I felt the ground rumble. I didn't think this was another mirage...

646 Sleep Deprived Girlfriend

My girlfriend threw everything she had into her new hobby. She loved it so much that she had to remember to sleep. Whenever she forgot to sleep I had to make sure she was ok.

645 Quarantine on a Wet Day

When the quarantine measures came out, people still went outside because the weather was nice. Now that the weather got all glum, people really stayed inside.

I looked at the traffic on the road. Nothing to be seen for miles. It was a perfect day to go for a walk with my girlfriend.

644 TV isn't Supposed to be Depressing Now

My girlfriend and I had to spend time indoors because of the global pandemic. We switched on TV where there was a special event about keeping the hope alive. It ended up making us feel more hopeless.

643 The Worst Social Distance Jogger

I was relieved when the social distancing measures were brought in, because I tend to get anxious around people in general. And so, my walks outside became more enjoyable, apart from the joggers.

642 Holy Social Distancing

The social distancing measures were very difficult on me and especially my girlfriend, who was a very expressive person that loved to hug me. After many telephone conversations where the loneliness in her voice pierced my heart, I finally agreed that we would get together to pray... at a safe distance.

641 Police Checkpoint Bypass

My girlfriend and I took to the open road, tired of all the tyranny. Things were going well until we came across a police checkpoint up ahead in the road. We were prepared for this though.

640 Applying for a Girlfriend

I didn't have a girlfriend so I headed down to the local girlfriend office to apply for a girlfriend. I got asked some invasive and irrelevant questions. I also got a huge stack of paperwork to fill in.

639 Overground Quarantine Bunker

I sat in the living room of my floating apartment with my robot girlfriend. We watched a bit of news. Yup. The pandemic was still going on. It had been almost two weeks since we took refuge above the clouds. I was beginning to forget what the world below looked like.

638 Emergency Drink(edited)

 A lady who was very thirsty ran up to me one day in a panic. "Please! Give me something to drink!" she said.

637 Sharing a Crisp

It became illegal to share crisps for some reason. Specifically crisps. It became impossible to have a girlfriend when that law came in, so I used time travel to help find a girlfriend.

636 Delivering Food During the Pandemic

My girlfriend wasn't a job zombie, but she did work... for a delivery company. She had to make deliveries by motorcycle. When the job zombies told everyone to stop working because of the pandemic, she was still working.

635 Self-Isolating on a Deserted Island

One morning my girlfriend and I were dozing in bed when a group of burly women in uniform burst in and grabbed us. They took us to the roof of my girlfriend's apartment build and into a helicopter that took us away from the city and out over the ocean.

634 Offbeat Pizza

My girlfriend and I couldn't go to the centre of the city anymore. It was in ruins. We had no choice but to go somewhere else for pizza. We headed for the hills.

633 Not Another Chicken Restaurant

My girlfriend and I walked past dozens of restaurants with all kinds of exotic names. However, they all had one thing in common. All they served was chicken, only with different sauces.

632 Broken Ice

One day a gigantic pillar of ice appeared in the middle of the village that reached high into the sky and could be seen for miles around. However, we went on with our lives.

631 Picnic in the Deserted City Street

My girlfriend and I were driven outside from eating nothing but noodles for days. We turned off the news and curfew orders and went outside.

630 The News Sucks but The Weather Rules

I gave up saying "Any news?" as a greeting and started saying "Nice day!" instead. It was because the news was really really bad and made everyone depressed. It even endeared some girls to me, even one girl who I wouldn't normally meet...

629 Virtual Truants

One morning I opened up my college e-mail to a message from my lecturer, complaining that attendance was bad for our virtual class. I rubbed my eyes and groaned. I couldn't believe this was happening. My girlfriend came up behind me and used my shoulder as a pillow, asking me what was up in her sultry tired voice.

628 Spin the Bottle and Big Lips

I was coaxed into playing spin the bottle with a group of friendly looking people. One of them was a girl with huge red lips. She spun the bottle and it pointed to me.

627 Winter Sunshine Field

The cold winter day was even colder in the shade. However there was a dry patch of grass the sun was shining on. My girlfriend grabbed me and pulled me down into it.

626 No Pinching Allowed

I was watching TV one morning when someone in a suit appeared for an emergency broadcast. They called for an all-out ban on pinching. It sounded reasonable enough though kind of unnecessary, but I knew at least one gal with huge breasts who wasn't going to like this.

625 How Social Distancing Affected my Harem

It broke my heart when I had to tell the girls the bad news. I didn't want any of them getting sick, so I had to tell them, but I was going to miss not being around them for a while. I promised to stay in touch online and stuff, and that's when things got crazy.

624 Looking out over a Quiet City

My girlfriend and I went to the top floor of a multi-storey car park, or at least one of the ones that was still open.

623 Protecting my Girlfriend Against the Virus

I couldn't sleep. I was glued to the news about the global pandemic. The virus had spread to our area and I was terrified. I didn't want to wake my girlfriend, so I left her snoozing peacefully. I had to take action though.

622 My Giantess Girlfriend is Not Allowed to Hug Me

It took a while for me to recover from last time but my bones healed. Despite warnings from others I went to see my girlfriend again, because I loved her. After all, she often looked in my hospital window to check on me.

621 Biohazard Revenge on the Job Zombies

I was ordered to attend appointments or else face poverty and starvation. When the pandemic hit I was still ordered to come or else I would be poor as well as sick. Things were looking bleak.

620 Exclusive Cinema

My girlfriend and I sat on the couch in the lobby of the cinema. It was closed down due to the quarantine order by the government. We looked out the window to see how everyone else was doing.

619 A Game That Isn't Great Anymore

My girlfriend was very excited when she heard I could install games from her childhood on the computer. She asked for a game that wasn't great but was popular at the time. I sighed and put it on.

618 Hanging with my Girlfriend on a Super Monkey Ball Stage

I stood on the strange platform and void was everywhere else. My girlfriend waved at me to follow and I did. It was very nerve wracking.

617 Working Late Despite the Virus

"What are you doing here?" the caretaker asked me when he saw me at my workstation. Everyone had gone home except for me. I had stuff to catch up on but he had to lock the place up because of the emergency.

616 Viral Ghost Town

I stepped outside my house after reading about the panic online for so long. Not a soul in sight. How long was I online for? I decided to look around.

615 My Girlfriend goes into Quarantine

My girlfriend's family came back from a trip to visit their relatives. When they came back they had to go into quarantine.

614 Enjoying the New Recession

My girlfriend and I looked out the window at all the job zombies commuting. We missed the Great Recession when everything quietened down. Now it was all crowded and dangerous and annoying. That was, until the virus hit and was in the news 24/7.

613 Relaxing After a Week of College

I recently became a student in the city again and I was living the crazy lifestyle. At the weekend I lay around the house recovering from the week, gazing absentmindedly at the internet. I got a phone call from one of my friends in the city.

612 Professional Breast Milk Drinker

An apocalypse of sorts happened. All the jobs were gone and it looked like mankind was finally set free from the scourge of labour. All the job zombies were dead but paradise did not come. Scarcity was still a big problem. I was forced into a different kind of servitude.

611 Sharing the Movie Experience

Two beautiful girls were promoting a film festival. They were handing out confusing fliers to people. When they saw me they both talked to me energetically at the same time in a foreign language. They were pointing at screenshots of a movie they wanted me to see and they offered me a free ticket to go with them. Not inclined to say no, I went along with them.

610 A Surprise with the Sweetness

I found myself in a wild place. Not a natural place, but a noisy place built by man where people came to be wild. A girl came up to me and she looked very sweet. She had a sweet demeanour as well. She made chit chat with me and eventually offered me a taste. She seemed nice enough so I said yes.

609 A Nice Proposal

I was living my day like any other day. All of a sudden, a beautiful girl bent on one knee and opened a box with a ring in it, asking me to marry her. I was overwhelmed and didn't know what to say. I was having trouble saying no to this perfect stranger, until two other girls who were just as lovely did the same thing in front of me. I turned heel and ran.

608 Mountain Pizza

My girlfriend and I hunted for the perfect pizza place. While browsing the online map there was one place that kept coming up called "Mountain Pizza". However, there were no roads and it was literally on top of a mountain.

607 My Girlfriend Saves me from Internet Downtime

It was a stormy day and the internet kept crapping out. I would be through a bit of a video and then I would get errors because the internet would go down again. I paced around the house in frustration and cursed my dependence on the internet. The good news was that my girlfriend was coming over. Her internet was down too.

606 My Girlfriend's Super Picnic

It was a very calm and pleasant day. I was hungry but I wasn't hunting. I was sitting on a picnic blanket, waiting for my girlfriend to lay out all the food. It was all high quality food I wouldn't expect to get anywhere else.

605 Saint in the Snow

An unexpected snowstorm took place when I was out for a walk one day. It got so bad I was snowed under and there was no sign of it stopping. Then I got stuck and all seemed lost until this gentle giantess appeared.

604 The Big Breach

My girlfriend was making adult content of me for quite some time and we made a lot of money doing it. My fans were mostly female and the online comments we got were very steamy and even kinda dangerous. Then someone leaked all the images and videos of me. Suddenly I was out there everywhere.

603 Awkward Date Until Pizza

I met my date at a pub. Neither of us drank so it was an odd arrangement. The nice thing was that we had that in common. Then we thought about ordering pizza.

602 Goldilocks and the Three Pairs of Breasts

I was skipping along happily when I ran into three pairs of breasts, whose owners took a shine to me and shoved them in my face.

601 She Buys Me Out

Her family was rich and she was crazy about me. She was so crazy about me she threw stupid amounts of money at me. Even when I bumped into her briefly she would shove some money into my pocket.

600 My Girlfriend Turns Me Out

Before I met my girlfriend, I wasn't really promiscuous. When she shared a secret with me that she was big into watching me be with other women, I got with a lot of girls, often being pushed into it by her.

599 I'm Her Hungry Pet

She rubbed my belly to wake me up. "Hey babe, time for dinner" she said, holding a bowl of fried rice. As if on instinct, my tummy started rumbling.

598 Busty Visit

An annoying internet ad popped up. "The girl of your dreams isn't gonna show up at your house! You gotta get out there with THIS product!" it said while flashing loudly. I closed the ad, muttering under my breath.

597 Swarm of Girls

One day I met a girl dressed in yellow in black. She came right up to me and started hovering and buzzing. At first I thought it was amusing but she wouldn't stop buzzing so I waved her away.

596 Taking Back from the Extremists

Extremist feminists stole a popular character and used it in their hateful, inhumane propaganda. My girlfriend, a big fan of the character, was so annoyed at this she decided to take matters into her own hands and go after the group.

595 Crappy Bully

I had a horrible day in school. The class bully was harassing my girlfriend and me. It went on and on and no one would do a thing about it. Then things got violent.

594 Valentine Movie Treat

On the way to the cinema, my girlfriend was dressed as Harley Quinn and I was dressed in Sonic The Hedgehog merchandise. We were of course going to see Sonic The Hedgehog! She just wanted to dress up.

593 Steely Blue Eyes of the Wild

One day I got lost in the woods. After some time of confusion and disorientation, I saw a pair of intense blue eyes staring at me and everything went black...

592 Double Doughnuts

My girlfriend's breasts looked bigger than usual. They were pretty big but one day when I got home, they were enormous. Also, she was dressed like a doughnut.

591 My Hacker Girlfriend and the Annoying Speaker

I took the bus to my girlfriend's place. On the way there, whenever someone pressed the STOP button, a horrible beep would emit out a tiny speaker in the back of the bus.

590 Flooffy Afro Girlfriend

My beautiful girlfriend loved her hair. She loved to style it in many ways like braiding, but it would always return with an explosive FLOOF! to a beautiful wide round afro. This happened when it got a bit damp or simply when she got a bit excited.

589 My Ex-Girlfriend and the Beanstalk

My ex-girlfriend squatted and took a dump on my front lawn while giving me the finger before passing out drunkenly. I turned away from the window and decided to leave her there until she got bored and went home. When I woke in the morning my lawn was no longer a lawn, but a dense forest.

588 Mistress of Disguise

My girlfriend was super talented at impressions. When she did a celebrity or just people we knew, not only was she funny, but she was super convincing. She loved making me laugh, but she also loved doing other things to me...

587 Cooling Down after Love Making

I loved my girlfriend's sweaty tits. They were just delicious. Things got hot when we were together but they also got really HOT. Sweat poured off of us no matter what time of the year it was and we needed to cool down. It was time to turn on the air conditioning.

586 Men's Romance Book Club

In an age before the internet, men created subcultures where they would gather together in pubs and discuss romantic literature effectively banned by corporate interests. I discovered that a friend of mine was in one of these clubs.

585 Job Zombie Inquisition

Job zombies were not only roaming the streets but were knocking on doors now too, and they were asking people what their jobs were. There was great punishment when they found anyone who didn't have a job. Unfortunately, my parents were fully on board with this. Luckily for me, my girlfriend wasn't.

584 A Roast Gone Wrong

A bunch of girls I knew decided to have a roast of me and I thought it would be fun, so I went. I expected lots of funny jokes but I got a different kind of roasting instead.

583 Virtual Helmet Girlfriend

I finally got around to the latest virtual reality craze, though they were still using helmets. My girlfriend slipped a dirty game in and there was no going back.

582 Palindrome Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were playing charades one day. It was her turn and she had the word "Palindrome" which had her thinking for a moment but she thought of what to do fairly quickly.

581 Dr Girlfriend & Miss Hyde

I met a girl who was beautiful and smart but she always had a sense of sadness about her. I asked my love what was wrong? She said her favourite drink was discontinued and she's been sad about it ever since.

580 Immortal Murder Machine Girlfriend

The government hurt me a lot and I vowed revenge. However, time passes, wounds heal, anger subsides and you forget. I forgot I built a ninja robot girlfriend until she asked for a password to cancel her mission to kill the ones who hurt me. She said I had 10 seconds to comply.

579 In the Camper Van with my Girlfriend

"Isn't this cool?" my girlfriend said excitedly as she danced around inside the camper van, making it shake. I glanced out the window at her parents garden. "Yeah... really cool..." I said, unimpressed.

578 A Girlfriend's Whisper

"Hey come here I wanna whisper something in your ear", my girlfriend said, calling me over to her, grinning at me with her lovely big lips.

577 Attack of the Job Zombie Canvassers

One morning I opened the curtains to come face to face with job zombie politicians, holding flyers that said "JOBS". I closed the curtains again and woke my girlfriend. She reached for the nearest weapon.

576 Love on the Line

I was stuck in my room doing homework. I couldn't do anything else for hours and I got bored. I looked out my window. All I could see was the powerline out that little window. Just then, I saw someone walking across it...

575 Train Level Girlfriend

I was getting the train as usual, but this time I had my girlfriend with me. I thought it was going to be an ordinary and boring journey, but I was very wrong.

574 Cola Drop Breasts

My girlfriend took two soda cans and rubbed them on her nipples. "Ahhh that's better" she said to me, "but I'd rather rub YOU against them!" She came over to me and held my face in her hands...

573 Code to my Heart

For the longest while I stopped caring for the company of girls. I'm not sure what happened but I just wasn't interested in love anymore. One day, I met a beautiful girl that changed all of that.

572 All Wrapped up in her Muscular Arms

I used to go out with an Olympic power lifter. She was really beautiful. First I noticed her big round feminine eyes and face and of course, her V shaped body was amazing.

571 Tell Your Sisters to get out of my Chimney

Bees once decided to come live in my chimney. It was horrible. I could hear their buzzing in the middle of the night and it was unnerving. One day, one of them slipped out into the room and I caught it using a glass and a card.

570 Hanging Out With My Girlfriend and her Cat by the Pool

I wasn't much of a swimmer, but my girlfriend loved it. When she first invited me, I was surprised to learn that she had a pool at her family's house, especially considering the fact that she lived in the middle of the city.

569 Nice Day on the Couch Eating Crisps

Today was my day off and I did it in style. I sat on the couch watching TV, wearing nothing but a bag of crisps at the end of my hand. After several minutes of watching and munching, my girlfriend joined me.

568 Milk Teat Bar

She had me cornered. "You have two choices. You're either gonna suck my tits, or you're gonna suck my tits." she said. I made my choice.

567 Brash Girl Talkin' For Hours

I was a bundle of nerves about meeting this girl. What would I say? How can I keep the conversation going? Would she even like me? All I had was the ability to say "hello."

When I met her she started talking. She didn't stop talking. She said "Heyyyy, look at this cutie patootie over here! You wanna sandwich? I bet you do, eh? Eh? Come on!" which immediately made me smile and laugh. I said "sure!" and it flew on from there!

566 Pringle Duck Face

My girlfriend and I were hanging around the house one day with a tube of Pringles, munching away. She took two Pringles, put them in her mouth and made herself look like a duck. She did a little dance and everything.

565 Reverse Senran Kagura

"Reverse Senran Kagura? What's that?" my girlfriend's rival said to her. "Silence!" She replied as she started to explain the rules.

564 Polygon Fantasy

My girlfriend often asked me what my fantasies were and what drove me to be with an immensely busty girl like her. I was a bit hesitant but I told her about video games I played in the late 90s.

563 My Girlfriend Steals a Brothel Sign

I looked on in shock as my girlfriend put up a flashing neon sign that said "HOT B*TCHES INSIDE" in our apartment window. "Honey, I don't think this is a good idea" I said to her. "This is a GREAT idea!" she said proudly, hands on her hips. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "See? Customers already!" she said, going to the door.

562 Almost Private Concert

My girlfriend and I wanted to go to this concert but the tickets were sold out. She said she had an idea and took out her phone, taping and swiping rapidly at the screen. I didn't know social media like she did, so what I was about to see was magic.

561 Trucker Gal

I did some hitch-hiking and met some interesting characters on the road, but none more interesting than this truck driven by a beautiful girl, which I wasn't expecting. She gave me a big friendly "Hi!" before inviting me in.

560 A Hot Babe Online Hoax

I was doing some work on the computer one day when I got an unsolicited message from a computer offering a good time with a hot girl. I ignored it and went back to work.

559 A Hot Girl Punches my Girlfriend to stop her Complaining

I was hanging out with my girlfriend who was yelling at me. She didn't let me get a word in edge ways and I was just listening to her go on and on. Suddenly a hot girl showed up and said "Hey! Quit complaining or I'll punch you in the face!"

558 Strongest Girl Claims Her Prize

One day I was bored in school so I decided to watch this silly game the girls were playing. They were throwing a basketball at the hoop, like they were trying to break it. I watched as bits of wood crumbled off the board.

557 Twenty-One Today

I didn't decide to go to college until later on. I was worried about fitting in but my girl-filled class made me feel very welcome. I was also invited to this one girl's 21st birthday party.

556 A Smile of Hope on the Commute

The holidays were over. I stood at the front door and looked out at the dark void, listening to the rain hammer down. I sighed and took the first step back to work.

555 Phone Call from my Girlfriend

A hot girl came up to me one day. "Hey, you got a number?" she said, taking out her phone. My friends couldn't believe it. I was only too happy to share it with her!

554 Competing for Women Sucks

A beautiful girl came up to me one day with a big smile and a book of raffle tickets. She offered me a chance to win the opportunity to take her out on a date. I said "No."

553 Role Reversal Cinderella

I had exceptionally big feet, which was a big social faux pas where I was from. My foster family treated me badly and made me do all the chores at home. They went off to a night out, hoping they'd meet the hot celebrity babe that was coming to visit our town. I wished I could meet her. Just then my hot busty fairy godmother appeared to me.

552 Beautiful Lonely Jedi Girl

My girlfriend was a Jedi. Life was not easy because of our feelings for each other and her discipline in life. However, she was always by my side.

551 Biggest Bust Competition

"What girl do you like in our class?" I was asked one time. I didn't really know what to say. I said "I like the one with the biggest boobs!"

Suddenly a parade of girls from our class grouped up in front of me. I was nervous.

550 A Gang of Big Lipped Girls Kiss Me at Midnight

I found myself in the middle of a crowd on New Year's Eve. It was close to midnight. The strange thing about this gathering was that it was made up with unbelievably beautiful women with enormous lips. They also had huge spidery eyelashes and were staring intently at me.