It was a winter's night and I was cold in bed. I had my girlfriend with me for warm snuggles, but it wasn't warm enough. I was still cold.
Then the farting started.
My girlfriend nestled her bum in my crotch, which brought some bit of relief from the cold, but she made something else happen. All of a sudden I felt a rumbling down there which rippled through my body and this blast of warm air filled the space under the sheets. My girlfriend murmured softly.
The ripple made me shudder with pleasure, which made the duvet rise just enough for me to get a whiff of the unholy stench. "Sweet merciful..." I gagged, unable to finish the sentence.
My girlfriend laughed and guffawed. She was a big girl, so she made the bed shake, which made the duvet release more of the pungent gas. She then turned around and hugged me into her breasts before making another massive fart that covered the bed in a big smelly cloud.
I was finally warm.
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