I fell in love with a girl who helped free me from the Job Zombies. For many years we would wander the world together, being careful whenever we came across plantations. I had a horrible sense of guilt and panic whenever we were anywhere near these places and sometimes my mind wandered.
My girlfriend and I would murder the Job Zombie leaders and did our best to free whoever we could. The guilt I felt was getting in the way though and one time I got captured.
The Job Zombie leaders asked me what my job was, holding a gun to my head. They held a list of "approved jobs" in front of me and told me not to make a wrong answer, which was anything that wasn't on the list.
The list had one entry at the bottom that was written differently to the other entries. It said "Boyfriend".
"Boyfriend?" I said, to which the Job Zombie leaders roared at me, saying it wasn't a job.
"I'll be the judge of that!" my girlfriend said from nowhere as she appeared and murdered the Job Zombie leaders who captured me.
"Come on, let's go!" she said, taking my hand.
I hesitated. "Should I really have a job after all?" I said to her.
She said "Of course not! You're my full-time boyfriend! Don't feel guilty about not being anything else!"
It made me very happy to hear her say that. We hugged and got out of there, escaping to our life of freedom.
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