549 Working Mom Comes Home

I had everything tidied up for the day and tucked our daughter in to bed. My wife was looking forward to going to bed and so was I to be honest. I missed being close to her.

548 Sleepy Reflective Day at the End of the Year

I sat around the house with my girlfriend, finishing what was left of Christmas snacks and we reflected on the past year, on the best and worst movies and events and stuff.

547 Praying at the Lost Temple

I took a walk through a secluded area, far away from modern civilisation. There was a road I followed, but it hadn't been in use for quite some time. I came across very few people and they were dressed in strange old clothes. They didn't greet me with much warmth. I continued until I came across a church.

546 Taking Advantage of Y2K

Back in 1999 a girl in my class came up to me crying. She was worried she would never have sex before the end of the world in 2000 and begged me to be her partner. I wasn't really into her but she tugged at my heart strings. I agreed to it.

545 Lone Amazonian Heroine

My home village was being attacked by bandits who came and did whatever they pleased, ruining everyone's lives. Hope was running out until she showed up.

544 Texting Christmas Greetings

It was after dinner and everyone in the house was relaxing. Older relatives were sleeping, younger ones were playing with toys and I was absentmindedly looking at the film on TV with the sound off, feeling a bit lonely. Just then my phone buzzed.

543 Blind Date in the Snow

I agreed to go on a blind date and when I got to the meeting place, I came face to face with a huge pack of husky dogs. A head popped up from them and a pretty girl with rosy cheeks pulled back her hood, saying "Hi!"

542 My Busty Girlfriend Tricks me with a Scary Movie

"You'll love this movie, babe!" my girlfriend said to me, her enormous breasts jiggling as we walked to the cinema. "I literally know nothing about it though" I said timidly. She ruffled my hair and said "It's full of girls like ME in it!" before kissing me and rubbing her breast off my face. I backed away shyly and she grabbed me, not letting me get away. "Come on, you'll love it!" she said.

541 A Nightwalk on Christmas Eve

I was at home with my family and everyone was getting distracted or falling asleep. I didn't have a lot to do and the dog was looking at me as if it wanted to go outside, so I decided to take it out for a walk.

540 The Warm Cave

I passed by a cave and it sounded like there was a girl inside who was distressed. I called out to her and she called back, telling me to come in.

539 Ninja Kisses

I came face to face with the beautiful kissing ninja, who declared "Prepare to be kissed!" before assuming a fighting stance. I assumed one as well. Then there was a flash.

538 Early 2000s MTV Girlfriend

I stared at the blank box of my online dating profile, thinking about what to write. I decided on something that took my fancy at the time, an interest in meeting a girl who was into MTV in the early 2000s when there was fun showbiz stuff and when chart music was still consistently good. I was stunned to see that I had gotten a response to that very thing!

537 Enjoying a Show with an Old Flame

I spent many years alone when one day, it was announced that an actor I hadn't seen in a long time was putting on a show with a character he hadn't used in a long time. Memories came flooding back, including ones of an old sweetheart of mine.

536 Pre-Christmas Slump

I didn't have my shopping done, I was getting over a cold, I was running out of money and I felt terrible. My girlfriend was a pillar of strength though and I always felt better meeting up with her.

I urgently wanted to meet with her and when I did, I started crying in front of her. She hugged me and asked me how I was. I talked, babbled and hugged.

535 A Famous Actress With Big Lips Cures My Stuffy Nose

I bumped into one of my favourite celebrities. She was a gorgeous star with big lips. I would've been more excited, but I had a stuffy nose that was making me feel miserable. She saw that I was feeling miserable and asked me was I okay.

534 Escape from the City of Violence

My girlfriend and I stood at the top of a skyscraper building, leaning against the railing. We could see the whole city, the other buildings and skyscrapers. We could also see what was going on below, with the sirens and violence. We thought about stuff and chatted about stuff.

533 My Girlfriend Helps me get over the Flu

I woke up one morning feeling very tired and weak and full of snot. I didn't want to do anything except stay in bed. My girlfriend rushed to my side and stayed with me.

532 Can I Have this Seat?

I got out of the house just for the sake of it and went to a bar. I didn't usually go as it wasn't my thing, but I was feeling out of it.

When I got there I saw many beautiful girls, one of whom came up to me and asked "Can I have this seat?"

531 My Girlfriend Makes Me Feel Less Unlucky

It wasn't my day. I was falling over things, bumping into things and was generally accident prone. It got all bummed out over it too. My girlfriend saw me so unhappy and gave me a hug, saying we'd do something special.

530 Job Zombie College Programme

I was enjoying college. I liked every subject except for the slave labour module, which was mandatory and absolutely horrible. Luckily my girlfriend stepped in to help.

529 Job Zombie Election Apocalypse

The election was really crappy. All the candidates promised jobs. All the hollering constituents were job zombies themselves. Meanwhile, those of us opposed to slavery were mostly unheard.

528 Racquetball Girl

When I got on in years I would walk past the old racquetball court. There wasn't any life in the place until recently, when I suddenly started hearing activity in there while on my walks. I met a pretty girl in there once when I was younger. One evening, I decided to visit old memories.

527 The Wrong Stop

I woke up on the train and knew I was in the wrong place. Nothing looked familiar and I panicked a little. I didn't cause too much trouble, but I managed to get off the train before it got any further. When I got off it was in a place where it was full of women and they all stared at me.

526 Making out with a Frog Girl

I went to a weird disco one night. Lots of people were in costumes but one was actually the real thing, blending in. She was a hot girl. Much like many other hot girls, except she made froggy noises like "ribbit!" and "croak!"

525 My Dad and I Investigate The Secret of the Mystery on the Mountain

One evening I looked out the kitchen window and saw a mysterious light shining from the mountain road. I said it to my dad and he said it certainly was mysterious. We decided to drive up there to check it out.

524 My Girlfriend's Gun

I was on my way to meet my girlfriend. I saw her in the distance and some guy came up to her and started hitting on her. Then she hit on him, with her gun. I knew I didn't have to hurry.

523 Chocolate Orange Sponge Cake

I met a very big girl who liked dressing in orange. Her body wobbled  with her huge breasts heaving around the place. She asked me if I liked chocolate orange sponge cakes. I said I did.

522 Random Outbursts of Song

My girlfriend gets passionate when she sings. When she starts singing I know I'm in trouble. It could be in the middle of nowhere, it could be in the middle of a crowd, but she will spontaneously explode into song.

521 My Girlfriend's Video Game Collection

"I like games too!" said my girlfriend. "Come to my place and I'll show you my collection!" I thought this was some charming pick up line, but when I got to her place, she turned on the lights and my jaw dropped as light fell on shelves upon shelves full of classic games.

520 In the Land of Hot Girls Clubs

It was club signup day. I had to join one for my final grade. The problem was that it was kind of weird... The stands advertising their clubs were named "boy kissing club", "sex with boys club", "tickling boys club", "kiss and tickle boys club", "tickle boys and have sex with them club" and so on.

519 Nursed Back to Health with Kisses

My legs were in bad shape from an injury and it was frustrating to walk. Things were looking bleak until this beautiful nurse showed up.