457 Scientist Wife

One of my childhood friends was a girl who loved science and was amazingly intelligent. I was delighted when she chose me to be her boyfriend, eventual husband and father of our children.

456 My Girlfriend Convinces me Velma from Scooby-Doo! is Hot

I was hanging out with my girlfriend when we were checking out some top 10 list of hottest cartoon babes online. "Where's Velma from Scooby-Doo?" she said and I was like "Huh? You mean Daphne, right?" She gave me a look.

455 My Girlfriend's Busty Friend

My girlfriend's friend was over for dinner. My girlfriend had big tits but her friend's were even bigger. I gotta admit, I was pretty hot and bothered the whole time we ate. After dinner, I went to our room to recover...

454 Our New Prison Escape Plan

My girlfriend and I sat at our usual table in the cafeteria. We noticed it was getting more crowded with dangerous looking people so we drew up an exit plan.

453 My Busty Girlfriend Distracts Me From Paranormal Research

I was burning the midnight oil, doing research on a particular topic. Out of nowhere my girlfriend comes up from behind me and whispers in my ear "Whatcha doin'?"

452 Defenestration of a Dictator

My girlfriend marched me to the office. "Now" she said "Tell me which one of these offices belongs to your boss" I pointed it out and she was in through the front doors like a shot.

451 Girlfriend For Free

I once had an exceptionally beautiful girlfriend and when we were together it often turned heads. One girl who saw us nodded and smirked and came right up to us, asking "How much are you charging him?"

450 Old Meme Girlfriend

I met an unbelievably gorgeous girl and everything was going great with her. The one thing about her though was that she loved to spout old memes and it made me cringe a lot.

449 Hunter Becomes the Hunted

Sometimes I get lonely and look for some company. Nothing wrong with that right? At least I hope there's nothing wrong with it. Set backs are so discouraging. Then again, sometimes things go too well.

448 No Concept Of Clothes

One time while exploring I found a place that seemed untouched and uncharted. There, I found the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and she was completely naked and unfazed about it.

447 First Tacos

My girlfriend treated me to Mexican food. I never had it before and I was looking forward to finding out.

446 Sunset Bridge

My girlfriend and I walked over the bridge to get to the bus station. We noticed some people were stopping to take pictures of the sunset, so we hung out a while.

445 Ideal Customer

For a while I worked as an escort of sorts. It was a living and I had some decent customers and some not so good ones, but there was one girl who was just the best customer ever.

444 Four Before Four

My girlfriend's family ran a fried rice bar that did a menu special called the "4 b4 4". It was kind of like similarly named specials from other places, but this was much better.

443 My Girlfriend's Lipstick Gets Everywhere

My girlfriend had the biggest softest lips and I considered myself to be the luckiest guy in the world. When she wore lipstick it was then I realised just how much I relied on her love.

442 Double Crossing Office Diva

My life hung on someone in an office processing a bit of paperwork that would allow me to live life in a kind of halfway decent way. When I got my paperwork in, I was told she was on holidays. That was the first bad sign.

441 My Classmate's Cool Hot Sister

There was a girl in my class who liked me a lot. She was a cute little thing with pigtails and glasses and she kept inviting me to her house for dinner. One day I finally agreed to it.

440 Remember the Girlfriendamo!

Just because I happened to have a girlfriend, it seemed everyone was trying to get me. It got so bad that I was driven to a last stand with people of all kinds trying to get at us.

439 Building Our Revolution

I sat across from an old friend in the cafeteria of a reeducation centre I was sent to. I knew her from happier times and now we were both sent here by evil politicians. We started talking.

438 All Chocolate Kit Kat Chunky

When I was a kid, chocolate bars were kind of expensive. Cheaper chocolate bars had wafer inside. The most popular girl in the schoolyard was the one who always got all chocolate Kit Kats, thanks to her amazing luck.

437 Tribal Praise

My girlfriend and I were on a journey when we met a tribal lady. She was very tall, very strong looking and very beautiful. She looked at me for some time.

436 The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway

I liked to see my girlfriend who lived in the mountains. I didn't get to do it very often, but it was always worth it.

435 My Girlfriend Teaches My Sister a Lesson

My girlfriend was always looking forward to meeting my family but I kept putting it off. There came a point where I couldn't really put it off any longer and I brought her home to meet everyone.

434 Chatting with my Wife, The Queen

I didn't have much time to speak with my wife as she was so busy, even though she was pregnant.

433 My Part Time Job in High School

I had a job in high school. It wasn't a paper round or anything like that. I was working with girls. A typical client would come up to me and say "Can you do me now? I have a stressful class in 20 minutes"

432 The Girl Who Started Screaming in a Fast Food Place For No Reason

My girlfriend and I went for a nice meal at a fast food place. Suddenly, a crow-faced girl started yelling out loud for no reason.

431 The Bed of Pillowy Breasts

The bed looked inviting and it was all mine for the night. I was so tired all I could see was a bed full of pillows. Little did I know that it was a bed full of very well endowed women.

430 False Accuser Gets Run Over by a Big Car

I sat on a bench in the schoolyard, waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up. Meanwhile, a popular girl got wind of this and out of jealousy, decided to falsely accuse me of abuse.

429 A Toyboy for Thirtynothings

When I was a teenager I somehow became a toyboy for a lady who was turning 30 years old. She gave me money and gifts for my company. Word got around and soon I was giving my time to many of her friends as well, who also gave me lots of nice things.

428 Sunny Rock

I recently had an accident where my water bottle opened up in my backpack. My electronic stuff was okay but a lot of my books were saturated. My girlfriend had an idea.