I sat on a bench in the schoolyard, waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up. Meanwhile, a popular girl got wind of this and out of jealousy, decided to falsely accuse me of abuse.
She had it all planned out. She got the rumour mill starting and a big posse of tattooed, pierced, rainbow haired losers, ready to gang up on me. She managed to do this all while I was sitting on the bench, minding my own business, humming a happy tune and waiting for my girlfriend.
They all appeared in front of me, surrounding me and blocking out the sun. I looked up at them. The popular girl got her pointing finger, ready to make her loud, public, false accusation.
Suddenly a big car drove into the schoolyard and plowed into the crowd. The mob got scattered everywhere. The tinted window rolled down. It was my girlfriend. "Looks like I got here just in time" she said.
There was loud screaming coming from one of the wheels of her car. She looked over and saw the popular girl there, her hair stuck under the wheel and she was swearing loudly.
My girlfriend took most of it on the chin but when the popular girl started telling lies about me, my girlfriend started up her car again. The wheel spun and the popular girl got her face crushed and scrambled under the wheel.
"Let's roll" my girlfriend said to me. "'K!" I chirped, jumping up and getting into the car with her. After that, she drove us into the sunset.
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