670 My Girlfriend Invents the Short Warp

My girlfriend was inspired by cartoons and games to make an invention that would warp you a short distance away. She was a genius so it worked. She was like a ninja, warping all around me and hugging me from behind, but she wanted to try it on something else...

669 Nice Passage Through the Cave

My girlfriend and I came across a big cave on our journey. This cave had its own feelings and it wouldn't open its mouth to let us through. We asked any way we could but it eventually got bored and started looking at Twitter. My girlfriend had an idea.

668 My Native Language Girlfriend

The every day language I speak is different to the traditional one of my homeland. I like that language, but I've used it so little since school that I got rusty. When I met the girl of my dreams, I learned that her only language was our native one.

667 Crisp Sandwich

The mere sight of the deli counter gave me a stomachache. I was hungry, but for a certain thing. I didn't know what. Suddenly the gorgeous deli counter worker gave me a big friendly hello and asked me what I would like.

666 Evil Girl

I was hanging out with my girlfriend, all cosy together in our secret place, when the figure of a woman appeared before us. She had horns, sharp teeth and an evil cackle. She also had humongous mouth watering tits. "Hello, baby!" she said to me, licking her thick plump lips.

665 Shy and Dirty

A girl in my class approached me one day. She was always very mousy and quiet and blushy, so I expected her to say something harmless. Instead she said "Umm... can I !&*$@ you?"

664 Bad New Crisp Flavour

My girlfriend brought home lots of crisps, you know, the essentials, and I always liked going through them before putting them in the cupboard. Sometimes there would be exciting new ones in what she bought, and there was today.

663 Evil Girlfriend Fails to Frame Hot Girlfriend

My girlfriend was a pretty terrible person. She wanted me to paint graffiti on the school, saying the hottest girl in our class was trashy. I had trouble saying no to people so I said I would, though I was going to throw it away in the trash later.

662 Disorient on the Express

I was taking a train ride for the first time in years when a girl burst into my booth and called for help. She said her friend had been murdered. I hopped to it and went out with her.

661 Avoiding the Queue at the Supermarket during Pandemic

When the pandemic was declared, all the supermarkets no longer had queues. At least not indoors. You had to queue outside just to get in the place. I stood in line for a few minutes until I heard a "psst!" coming from somewhere.

660 Three Score Club

I was sitting on a bench one day, looking out for cops when three beautiful girls approached me. "We are the NoDrugs Club and since you haven't done drugs, we would like to nominate ourselves to be your lovers.

659 Chess Challenge Attempt Against my Girlfriend

My girlfriend rocked my world in body, mind and spirit. She did things to me that made my brain feel mushy and it was a real challenge to keep up with her. One day I took a notion to have a chess game with her.

658 Affection from a Distance

I heard many stories during the pandemic about people getting together without getting together. People playing tennis on different roofs, drive by birthday parties, blowing kisses from the building across the street... all these little stories were inspiring. I particularly liked that last one.

657 Fluffy Haired Girlfriend Helps me with Walking Blisters

My girlfriend had a fluffy sheep's head of hair. Pure white blonde beautiful hair. I came home one day after a long walk and my feet were sore from blisters. She told me to lie down...

656 Dove Girlfriend

I heard my doorbell and went to answer the door. Nobody was there except for a dove that flew away the moment I opened the door. The next day, the exact same thing happened, right down to the dove flying away. What was going on?

655 Written Permission from my Girlfriend

The curfew was in full swing and my girlfriend wanted me to come visit and to bring the letter of permission she wrote. I had no excuse now, so I left home for her place, despite my nerves.

654 My Girlfriend Pretends to be a Corona Cop

My girlfriend dressed up and pretended to be a cop one day. She thought it would be the only way we could go for a walk without being questioned. I was a bit nervous about it.

653 Risking Lockdown Patrol to get Spicy Food

My girlfriend and I liked the local food but a few weeks after the quarantine ordinance we started to long for the spicy stuff we could only get from the city. We left the house, avoided the roads and took a route through the wilderness.

652 Mushroom Breast Enlargement

My girlfriend was pretty busty but she also liked to feel bigger once in a while. She kept a question mark block at her house where she had Super Mushrooms.

651 Pizzamancer Girlfriend

My girlfriend had a weird ability to conjure up a pizza every 24 hours. Whenever I was hungry she would make the most delicious pizza ever out of thin air.

650 Hedgehog Girlfriend

My girlfriend was very shy and mostly liked to spend time by herself, but she liked being with me more than anything else. People generally stayed away from her because her hair looked scary, but I thought it was cute.

649 Surprise in the Janitor's Closet

My girlfriend worked for a while in a college as a janitor. She said the days were long and lonely, so I decided to surprise her one day with a visit and some flowers.

648 My Girlfriend's Female Flatmate

My girlfriend shared a flat with her friend, another girl she knew. She was a nice girl and was good to me whenever I visited, but she had no boyfriend of her own. She was pretty outspoken about it and she looked at me with those eyes...

647 Sandworm Girl

I found myself walking through a vast desert. I was getting thirsty and weak. Suddenly I felt the ground rumble. I didn't think this was another mirage...

646 Sleep Deprived Girlfriend

My girlfriend threw everything she had into her new hobby. She loved it so much that she had to remember to sleep. Whenever she forgot to sleep I had to make sure she was ok.

645 Quarantine on a Wet Day

When the quarantine measures came out, people still went outside because the weather was nice. Now that the weather got all glum, people really stayed inside.

I looked at the traffic on the road. Nothing to be seen for miles. It was a perfect day to go for a walk with my girlfriend.

644 TV isn't Supposed to be Depressing Now

My girlfriend and I had to spend time indoors because of the global pandemic. We switched on TV where there was a special event about keeping the hope alive. It ended up making us feel more hopeless.

643 The Worst Social Distance Jogger

I was relieved when the social distancing measures were brought in, because I tend to get anxious around people in general. And so, my walks outside became more enjoyable, apart from the joggers.

642 Holy Social Distancing

The social distancing measures were very difficult on me and especially my girlfriend, who was a very expressive person that loved to hug me. After many telephone conversations where the loneliness in her voice pierced my heart, I finally agreed that we would get together to pray... at a safe distance.

641 Police Checkpoint Bypass

My girlfriend and I took to the open road, tired of all the tyranny. Things were going well until we came across a police checkpoint up ahead in the road. We were prepared for this though.