My girlfriend threw everything she had into her new hobby. She loved it so much that she had to remember to sleep. Whenever she forgot to sleep I had to make sure she was ok.
When she got tired she became really drunk-like, even though she didn't drink. She would be more playful, more flirty with me... which was pretty sexy. It was still worrying though and she did get pretty weird too.
"How's my lovely man..." she would say to me, patting me on the butt, rubbing my buttcheeks. "I'm gonna eat your butt... your big sexy man butt" she would continue in slurred speech. I reacted with a mixture of laughing and worry, which was a strange combination.
"Don... laugh at me... CHOMP!" she would say then, taking pretend bites out of my butt.
Some mornings I woke up and felt some bites down there. I would look and there would be lipstick marks on my buttcheeks.
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