427 The Girl Who Stepped Out of my Comics

Growing up I was taught many things about girls. I was taught to think they were perfect when they weren't and I was taught to take what was in front of me, no matter what.

426 Professional Victim's Career End

The professional victim sat back as her latest public accusation was set in motion to ruin another guy's life. What she didn't know was that her latest attack affected the guy's lawyer girlfriend.

425 Taking a Peek Above Ground

My girlfriend and I were part of the community that went underground. We lived good lives and no one bothered us. Occasionally we got curious about what was going on above ground.

424 Leaving the Surface World to Visit My Girlfriend

"Good luck" the bus driver said as he let me off in the middle of the ruined city. He didn't understand why I wanted to get off here. I thanked him and made my way towards the entrance to the underground city, where many people fled. My girlfriend lived down here.

423 Triplet Sisters of Healing

My heart ached for this girl but she was just not interested in me. Worst of all, she took advantage of the fact that I was interested in her. Just before it got too far, her sisters introduced themselves to me.

422 Interrupting Bear

My girlfriend and I went to the park so we could have some quality time together. We spent some time kissing in her car until we got a knock on the window. There, looking in at us, was a bear.

421 Lipstick Kiss Chase

When my girlfriend in school started wearing lipstick she absolutely loved making kiss marks on my face at random times and I had to clean it off afterwards.

420 The Girl who Described Everything as "Like Being on Drugs"

I once knew a girl who described every thing she liked as "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!" This is what life was like with her.

419 Overzealous Murderer Girlfriend

I had a girlfriend that was amazing in every way and she hated anyone who treated me badly... but maybe a little too much...

418 Sleep Kissing

Some people walk in their sleep. My girlfriend kisses in her sleep.

417 Jinkies!

My redhead girlfriend introduced me to one of her friends. She looked me up and down and said "Jinkies!"

416 Diving down to the Convention

I looked down at the city from my airship one mornng, while eating breakfast. I had arranged to meet my girlfriend below.

415 Sweet Jelly Girlfriend

My jelly girlfriend came up to me one day and told me I had been a good boyfriend lately, so she was going to reward me with some sweets!

414 Say hi to your Dad for me!

When I was growing up, ladies in the local area would note in delight how much I looked like my dad. Then they would tell me to "Say hi to your dad for me!"

413 Tomb Raider Generations

I got captured by savages! I was all tied up and looked on helplessly as they got their pot ready for dinner. Suddenly I was rescued by two women!

412 Titspervert Girlfriend

My girlfriend squeezed my chest. "Come on babe, take out them tiddies!" she cooed.

"But honey" I said "We're in public..."

411 Cool Cleavage

While out and about I met this girl who was out for a walk herself. It was a nice day and we got chatting.

410 Random Masochist Girl

One evening a random girl on the street came up to me and got in my face yelling at me to hit her.

409 Girlfriend Virus

My girlfriend put a virus on my computer as a prank.

408 Meeting my Childhood Babysitter Years Later

I met a lady one day who started laughing with joy when she saw me. She ran up to me and started hugging and kissing me. I slowly realised who she was.

407 Unwinding in the Lobby

I met this girl at a hotel party. She was pretty but seemed quiet. I mixed with other people as well.

406 Girlfriend Simulator PD

I searched through archives of old computer games magazines in search of a particular public domain game. Was it real or something I imagined?

405 In the Front Seat

An unbelievably beautiful woman drove up to me one day and offered me a lift. "Howdy! Care for a ride?" I couldn't help but smile and I couldn't say no. She squealed with delight and told me to hop in.

404 Offline due to Lovemaking

I was working very hard on my computer, trying to solve a problem. My girlfriend had other ideas though, and was trying to pull me away for some good quality time.

403 Back in Fashion

For about 10 years, romantic aggression was strongly discouraged in women. It used to be all the rage, and younger people didn't believe me when I told them, but now it was coming back into fashion!

402 Oversleeping and almost missing my date at the fast food place

One evening I went for a nap and overslept. When I woke up, the takeaway I planned on visiting was already closed!

401 I'm the Boss!

The first time my girlfriend got on top of me she said some stuff to me like, "Who's the boss?"

400 Never too many Girlfriends

My girlfriend gently nuzzled me awake in the morning, or a least, I thought it was her. I knew from her freckles that it was her twin sister. She gave me a kiss. "Morning!" she purred.

399 The Sight of Summer Ending

My girlfriend and I stood on the top of some rolling hills full of long grass during sunset. Below we had a clear view of the town we were staying in for the summer and our stay was coming to its end.

398 College Dream Girl

I met a girl in college who had the most beautiful big lips. I thought about her a lot. When she started moving her lips when she chatted me up, she amazed me.

397 A Job for Super Girlfriend

One day I was feeling a bit sad. My girlfriend noticed this and was worried. I told her it was ok and she yelled out loud, "This looks like a job for... Super Girlfriend!!!" before running off.