420 The Girl who Described Everything as "Like Being on Drugs"

I once knew a girl who described every thing she liked as "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!" This is what life was like with her.

When we first met she walked right up to me and stared into my face, saying "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever she kissed me she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever we went out for food and she enjoyed it she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever we saw a good movie she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever she licked my armpits she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever she woke from a dream she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever she saw the number 4 followed by the number 2 and a number 0 she was like "EH? EHHHHHHHHHHH?"

Whenever she saw a dog wag its tail she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Whenever she sniffed my crotch she was like "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!"

Weird thing was neither of us were on drugs. I guess she just wanted to sound cool or something.