184 A Kiss For New Year's

The countdown was fast approaching. I wanted a quiet, reflective evening but she had other ideas. The crowd called out the numbers. I said nothing and looked down at the piece of paper she gave me. It was an appointment letter for a kiss at midnight.

183 It Was a Tough Year

When 2018 started I began rebuilding my home, which was destroyed by an evil gang. I thought I had outlasted them, but they returned. I decided to fight back.

182 Blonde Bombshell's Milkshake

I went to a fast food place and ordered my favourite burger and strawberry milkshake. It was there I saw the girl of my dreams. Her long, full blonde hair with fringe caught my eye at first and when she turned around she got better and better. Her huge round breasts packed into a sweater came into a view, followed by her face. She had intense deep set blue eyes and massive plump lips. Her eyes fell upon mine and she smiled. My knees went wobbly at the sight of her. She was heading my way!

181 Another Recession

My girlfriend is big into conspiracy theories. She worries about a lot of things I don't even think about most of the time but I always have an ear for her.

180 Post Christmas Slump

I woke up in a strange room. Well, it was my own room, but it was strangely quiet. Over the past few days my older siblings were home for Christmas with their kids so it was pretty animated. They went back to their own homes.

179 My Secret Agent Girlfriend

I went for my usual everyday walk. Everything was grand and quiet, but then I noticed a lot of policemen in uniforms passing through the local area. They looked like they were keeping an eye on traffic, but there was an awful lot of them...

178 The Girlbanders Versus The Boybanders and Manhaters

Chart music was pretty exciting in the late 90s. We did have terrible music back then but we had tons of awesome music too, and there was always the hope that the good would stomp the bad in the charts.

177 A Girlfriend For Christmas

I knew I was too old for Santa Claus but I was just desperate and lonely. I had nobody and I was sick and tired of having nobody. I wrote to Santa Claus, asking for a girlfriend.

176 Everything Shuts Down For Christmas Day, Except Love

Christmas presents were all bought, but now I had to find and buy supplies for when the shops all closed for the big day! With my girlfriend by my side, we scrambled around the supermarket with a shopping trolley.

175 Daughters of the Broken-Hearted

I spent years mastering martial arts. My body grew strong and remained strong for decades due to my training. I faced many sparring opponents, who came and went. I was even able to fight the next generation of fighters. Girls took more of an interest in martial arts and I often found them challenging me. More and more of them sought to face me and one day a girl even said "I am going to destroy you".

174 Watching Other People Christmas Shopping

My girlfriend and I always did Christmas shopping before the crowds came, but we would go right back to the shops just to check out the crowds!

173 Be Merry With Me

"Don't go" she said, throwing her arms around me. "It's too early to leave the party!". I felt weird being around people who partied so much, but she had a look of longing in her eyes. I said "okay" and she covered my face with sloppy kisses.

172 Her Smile Warms The Snow

It hadn't been a good winter. It was grey, dark, very gloomy, wet, windy, and cold. By the time the snow came I had enough already. I had to go for a walk to deal with the cabin fever.

171 Love Island

"I wonder what happens here?" I said as I arrived on the island.

"Love, of course!" the girls chimed in as they linked my arms and took my luggage.

170 A Peaceful Walk During Wartime

War broke out in the city and unfortunately my family had to evacuate. Thankfully all was still peaceful in the countryside where my cousins lived and I met a girl who lived on the other side of a field between our houses.

169 A Nice Trekkie Girlfriend

I wasn't a Trekkie, but my girlfriend was. I had only seen the first season of the first series, but that was all about to change when I met her.

168 Wobbly Table, Wobbly Breasts

Everybody hates wobbly tables but wobbly breasts, that's another matter!

167 Please Wear a Teddy Bear Costume

My girlfriend never made me go to a convention or anything, but she loved... really loved teddy bears.

166 Belmont Babe

The Belmont family were well known for fighting the forces of evil. Many were big hulking powerful men but the one tasked with fighting Dracula this generation was a gorgeous blonde lady with huge tits. She also happened to be a dear friend of mine.

165 Girls are Chasing me Everywhere! What to do?

One day at school a girl came up to me and told me she liked me and that I should be her boyfriend. That didn't happen very often and it was nice! However, more girls started coming up to me to say the same thing.

164 Her Massive Breasts In My Face at the Jungle Jim

It was a long time since I was home. I wondered if the place was any way the same at all. So much had changed but the playground was still the same! It was just as I remembered it. Memories of being on the jungle jim with my best friend came flooding back. I loved her. There was no one here now except for a fully grown woman in a white top with very large breasts.

163 My Girlfriend Gives Me A Bath

My girlfriend loved giving me baths. I don't know why and I wasn't crazy about it at first, but I grew to appreciate them and she loved giving me baths.

162 Beat Me At Soccer Or You Have To Be My Boyfriend

"Beat me at soccer or you have to be my boyfriend!" she said, as she ran rings around me with the ball. "I told you, I don't even like soccer!" I said, not budging. "Oh... so you forfeit, my love?" she teased, making a kissy face, a very cute and annoying kissy face.

161 Let Me Kiss You

I buried my head under the bedsheets. My girlfriend was a morning person but I wasn't. I wanted to stay in bed more but she was very active. "Let me kiss you" she said.

160 The Fit Girl Who Wouldn't Stop Kissing Me

I took up walking and it was a nice thing to do. I would see the same people doing their walking and exercise routines as well and I got to say hi to them a lot. There was this girl though I started seeing jogging everywhere.

159 She Chased Me With Mistletoe

I didn't know who she was but this crazy lady I started seeing in random places started chasing me with mistletoe, always looking for a kiss.

158 A Thirst Upon Her Thick Plump Lips

"Don't go there!" people kept saying to me. "The girls there have disgusting fat lips!" was another thing people kept saying to me. They also said other things like my life being ruined or whatever but... I couldn't help going. I always loved big lips!

157 She Tumbld Into My Life and Held My Hand

There was nothing fun to do in the metropolitan area anymore. Everything that was fun was either made illegal or shamed to heck and back. You weren't even allowed to hold hands with a sweetheart. The only thing left to do was work yourself into an early grave, fed up with life too quickly.

156 Enjoying Tea With a Lady

"I say what a lovely little man you are!" she said to me. She was an English lady with a soft, delicate voice and beautiful, soft and fair features. I was immediately charmed.

155 My Girlfriend's Advent Calendar

"Open it up!" my girlfriend said to me. She had made a special advent calendar with beautifully decorated doors. I didn't see what the big deal was until I opened it up and saw a special message.

154 Her Swagger, Swinging Shoulders, Massive Swinging Tits

Some girls swung their hips, this girl swung her shoulders. She had this weird powerful swagger with big arms and big shoulders. She was unmistakably female though, as she also had massive tits she swung around with her shoulders. It made me weak at the knees!

153 Laughing At First Sight

Our eyes met. We were perfect strangers. We kept looking at each other, then we both smiled and then we both just started laughing.

152 She didn't want to have a period, so she got pregnant

"You, me, baby, NOW" my girlfriend demanded. It was happening again. I pleaded with her, saying we had only known each other a few months, but already she wanted to have a baby.

151 Pretending to be a Good Dog

My girlfriend loved dogs but couldn't own one because of allergies. Whenever she was sad I would pretend to be one and it made her very happy!

150 Midnight Light

I pulled back the curtain and looked out into the night sky. There, in the hills in the distance was a shining light. This was the front yard light of my girlfriend's house and it felt special to me that I could be with her in some small way from my bed. We were too young to be together otherwise.

149 Saved by the Angel of Education

I didn't have a job and I didn't want one, which put me in a rough place in this rough world. I was "invited" to these "meetings", which consisted of a hag screaming at me because I didn't have a job. She was going to have me put in the most horrible kind of slavery possible and it was looking bad.

148 I Love ASMR Podcasts

I once had a winter commute and it was always dark when I was travelling on the rural bus route. The bleakness of the scenery, the noise of the bus engine and the obnoxiousness of the other passengers got me down. I got my headphones, MP3 player and looked on the internet for podcasts...

147 Meeting the Girl Who Stalks Me

I didn't have the same relationship with my stalker as most people did with theirs. In fact, we were lovers and I didn't think anything at all was wrong with it. She was intensely attentive but... she was attentive at least...

146 I Announce My Fifth Pregnancy

"I announce my fifth pregnancy!" my girlfriend said, even though we hadn't conceived this pregnancy yet. Everyone clapped, including our daughters who were there too.

145 Very Big Family Dinners

Having children with three different mothers made life more complicated, but I was lucky that my girlfriends' families were well off. I didn't have to provide much except for birthdays and Christmas and I had a welcome place in every one of their homes.

144 The Last Table and My Nerdy Girlfriend

My girlfriend was awesome at maths. Give her any two numbers and an operator and she would give the correct answer. Even with the really huge numbers.

143 The Mother in the Queue

I queued behind a mother who had a massive litter of children. Some were older and some were very young children who were nursing on her teats. She had no fear in her at all. In fact, she turned to look at me and said "Mmm... I could do with a refill...".

142 Fight Love

She threw the first punch as I was too shy to. Then I punched her back. She was so happy she gave me four or five more punches. Then we just brawled in a dust cloud of love.

141 My Girlfriend The Fugitive

I was sitting on my usual bus route, feeling bored and sad when a gorgeous and glamorous girl sat next to me.

"Hey sexy! Come spend an evening with me huh? Whatta ya say?"

"But I..."

"Whatta ya say?" she said again, pulling a massive bankroll of money out of her cleavage and shoving it into my pocket.

140 The Screwball Princess Bride

I didn't come from a country that had a monarchy, so I wasn't used to things in this kingdom. When the princess saw me, she stepped out of line and ran up to me declaring "My sweet boy, though I have seen you but once in my life, I am desperately in love with you!" before showering my hand with her dainty kisses.

139 She Takes me for a Spin

When my girlfriend started driving she wanted to drive me everywhere. Her favourite thing to do was to take me to make out point though.

138 Install and Play Around

When I installed my robot girlfriend, I took the advice from various video tutorials and played around with her features.

137 Of course she asked me out! It's twenty-eighteen!

"Uh.... hey. Uh... Wanna go out?"

She had a droopy expression with big lips and she had hair covering one of her eyes, but from her slight shaking she seemed pretty nervous and excited.

"Ok!" I answered. I wasn't used to this kind of attention and it was really nice of her to ask me out.

136 Our Love Revives The City

It was lonely in the city without her but she had to go home overseas. Now, months later, she finally came back!

135 Taking Refuge in an Oldschool Cosy Chat

Before the internet went to heck and became abominable to use, my girlfriend and I decided to get ready and use an old school text only chat service to communicate with each other. Then the big awful change happened.

134 Climbing Her Mountainous Breasts

I started climbing the mountain. It was steep, vast and every step I took was squishy and sunk deep.

133 My New School Kisses

I was a little nervous starting my new school but I soon felt at home as my classmates couldn't have been more welcoming. In fact, the girl whose job it was to welcome me wouldn't stop giving me the kiss on both cheeks greeting every two minutes. She was French and she was very welcoming. A little too much so!

132 Let's Make A Baby Shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo)

I was terrified of having children but somehow my girlfriend eased me into it. She found a song online that had billions of downloads and wouldn't. stop. singing. it.

131 Holding Each Other Up From Lack of Sleep

My girlfriend and I went through a major routine change. Before, we were night owls and stayed up all night watching videos on the internet. Then all of a sudden we had a baby. It certainly needed attention at night but it also needed attention during the day.

130 Stuck Between Breasts Like a Sardine

I hadn't used public transport in a while, which was why I was so surprised to see how much more traffic there is nowadays. So many commuters now and the train is always packed.

129 Assembling and Voting

I met my girlfriend at work, like so many people do. We were able to live and work the best we could until our working lives started getting less and less tolerable. The work culture got more excessive and started taking over our lives completely. We had to do something about it.

128 Sweaty Summer Days Playing Video Games With My Girlfriend

"Hey man, get outta here. Your girlfriend's waiting for ya".

I stopped doing what I was doing and went out to her. She gave me a hug and sniffed my clothes. Working in a bakery had its perks. When she wanted me though, she wouldn't leave until I stopped working at what I was doing and went out to her. She saved many a good summer day for me that way.

127 Visiting Another Town For Ideas During the Great Recession

My hometown was hit pretty bad by the Great Recession. Many of my friends growing up left to other lands or otherwise just vanished. Things weren't going great for me either. One day I decided to visit a town where I used to visit family a lot when I was a kid. It was always such a bustling town which was pretty different to ours. I thought a trip down memory lane would do me good and also to see if I could get any good ideas.

126 Watching 90s Music Videos with the 90s Girlfriend I Never Had

I finally met the girl I grew up dreaming about meeting in the 90s. It took me until the late 2010s but I found her!

125 My Girlfriend Saves me from being Misfiled

Sometimes people get misfiled by accident without any malice behind it. This happened to me and it was like I was erased from existence. Thankfully I wasn't erased from being my girlfriend's boyfriend and she was able to help.

124 Watching DVD Boxsets with my Girlfriend

Frustrated that we couldn't get the internet working, my girlfriend and I dug into the emergency home video entertainment stash. Some of it was dusty. We hadn't used it in a while!

123 I Met My Girlfriend On Halloween

I once heard a rumour that girls get wilder during Halloween. I never really believed it, but this year SHE changed my mind.

122 My Girlfriend Prefers Winter to Summer

My girlfriend was from one of the parts of the world where it was dark for six months of the year. When she came to live with me she hated our summers but loved our winters, especially when the hour went back and the evenings got dark sooner.

121 Meeting Together

We couldn't find a quiet moment anywhere without being interrupted. My girlfriend and I tried the coffee shop, but the noise of the machine and the strong smell of coffee put us off. We went to the classroom, but one of my friends or one of her friends kept interrupting us. We had to find somewhere.

120 Super Girlfriend 64

My girlfriend didn't like parties much. There was nothing we liked more than to wrap up on a cold dark evening in front of the game console, playing some adventure game.

119 Video Games and Pizza with my Girlfriend

It was one of those Sundays where nothing was going on. Then the internet cut out so REALLY nothing was going on. I was watching one of my favourite streamers on Twitch for company but now that was cut off. I couldn't play any video games either because all of them depended on the internet. I got a text from my girlfriend asking what was wrong. She noticed I was gone from the stream chat. When I texted her back saying what happened she was like "OMG!" and said she'd be over in 30 minutes...

118 Why is Life Like This Sometimes

I was doing the same thing I did everyday, which was to walk among people who were similar to me. All of a sudden, a hand grabbed my shoulder and pulled me into a dark alley.

117 I Think My Girlfriend is a Werewolf

It was a fresh, crisp autumn evening. I went for a walk with my girlfriend. The footpaths were dry and the roads were quiet.

116 Breastfeeding Habits of City Girls

I wasn't used to city girls at all. They dressed less conservatively and they were much colder. Back home, the girls would ask politely or at least announce that they were going to shove their breasts in my mouth, but in the city, a complete stranger you wouldn't know from Eve would come right up to you on a crowded train and whip her huge breasts out of her shirt before shoving them in your mouth.

115 Lady Knight Tries to Rescue me from a Demon Girl

My beloved and I shouldn't have sneaked out of the castle to gaze at the stars but we did. She assured me she would protect me though. She spoke too soon, for a demon girl swooped from the sky and took me away.

114 Trick or Treat, Get Boobs in the Face

When I moved to the city I didn't go outside at Halloween. I was always afraid at how wild it got out there, like it was The Purge or something. However one Halloween I had to do some errand and commute home on foot. I met many strange characters, mostly busty ladies with lots of cleavage showing.

113 Men Need Romance

The "Exploitation Romance" genre solved the male suicide crisis. Even men who weren't at risk of suicide stopped killing themselves with work. Thanks to these movies, culture was influenced enough to make men's lives better. Society stopped expecting men to work so much for so little in return. Society stopped calling men toxic.

112 The First One to Body Slam Him Gets to be his Girlfriend

The girls at my school loved wrestling. They even did kayfabe and brought it to ridiculous levels. At least, I think it was kayfabe...

111 Winning One Hundred and Eleven

We had exactly two hundred and twenty two students at my school. One day the principal had the crazy idea of putting us all in a soccer game together just "to see how the numbers would play out.". So not only did we have to play soccer against dudes that were bigger than us, but also girls that were much bigger than us...

110 Gimme Pasta Power If Ya Can!

My girlfriend got the lasagne recipe from the restaurant that served us such an awesome meal last time we were there and decided to make it at home for me.

109 Boss THIS!

"Boss THIS!" I yelled as I punched my boss in the face.

"National Boss Day" was everyday where I worked. The egomaniac had statues of himself everywhere and held meetings about meetings about meetings about why he was so great. On today of all days we all rose up against him.

108 How I Met My Girlfriend by Playing a Video Game About Trucks

Conventions were rare in my part of the world. Every year an anime one was held at a college in the city but there were none about video games. That was all set to change when they announced one would be held in my hometown.

107 Making Crispy Bacon on a Lazy Sunday with my Girlfriend

I always loved how easy going my girlfriend was. She had long blonde hair, sleepy blue eyes and a soft gentle smile with a round face. She came home with me for the weekend. We didn't plan anything special. We just wanted to hang out.

106 Our Love Survived Thanks to the Internet

When my girlfriend and I were growing up, grown ups thought it was cute and sweet to see us holding hands and spending so much time together. When we became teenagers however, they did all they could to keep us apart. We kept in contact through the internet.

105 How I Met My Moth Girlfriend

After the storm I needed to buy a new light switch. However, the hardware store was closed so I ended up looking in some unusual curiosity shop out of desperation. To my luck they had a light switch! I bought it despite some warning or other from the shop owner about a curse. I fitted the light switch and flicked it on...

104 Eating Lasagne and Chips with my Girlfriend

One day my girlfriend and I went to a little café where we both ordered lasagne and chips. It was a very pleasant meal and we had such a nice time while we gazed into each other's eyes. The lasagne was perfect!

103 My Girlfriend Rescues me from an evil scientist

My uncle and I heard about a lost world in the wild forests to the north so we went exploring. My girlfriend was going to come with us but she got stuck with babysitting duty for her cousin. She was really disappointed as she loved going on adventures with me. It's a good thing she didn't come though because my uncle and I got kidnapped by an evil scientist. She came to our rescue. She got to go adventuring after all!

102 Uncle rescuing adventures

My girlfriend and I loved going on adventures together but this adventure had extra meaning because my uncle was kidnapped by pirates.

101 Busty College Girlfriend

I didn't meet my girlfriend at college. We signed up for the same classes together and stayed together. We had an idea of what the experience was going to be like. We were just there for the piece of paper at the end though. She stuck out quite a bit, being a gorgeous blonde with humongous tits.

100 She's Hungry for more Babies! Our Family is Getting Bigger and Bigger!

My girlfriend and I were still quite young but we had over a dozen children together. Despite being yelled at by our parents, our teachers and even our religious studies teachers, we wouldn't stop making babies. They gave up bugging us when we brought so many into this world. I couldn't follow their advice if I tried, as my girlfriend is bigger and stronger than me, both in her physical stature and desire to have babies.

99 Fake Accuser Zombie Apocalypse

"Meeeeee toooooo" they groaned as they shuffled around the streets. They were everywhere and society was crumbling. "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve meeeeeeeee" was the message everywhere, even online. With hammers in hand, my girlfriend and I were ready.

98 Lactation Compensation

My teacher called me to stay after class. She had huge breasts and she was gorgeous.

97 A Special Treat on National Boyfriend Day

I was the only boy in our class. I already had a girlfriend but my other classmates called themselves my girlfriends too. They treated me very well but on National Boyfriend Day they really spoiled me.

96 My Girlfriend Kisses my Eyes Better after a Strenuous Gaming Session

After a lengthy gaming session I finally switched the game console off. I rubbed my eyes. The night was still young but I was already exhausted. Luckily my girlfriend, who liked to watch me play games, opened up her arms and wrapped me in the blanket she was using.

95 The Secret Menu

For a while I had a commute through the city centre. At first I was excited to stop and have meals at all the various interesting and fancy looking places to eat but I quickly found out that the food was terrible everywhere.

94 Is Everyone Dressing up as Bowsette for Halloween?

I couldn't wait to dress up for Halloween. I had the sweetest costume prepared. It was of a super obscure character from a cartoon from the mid nineties. I debated with myself whether it was a good idea or not, but then I imagined how cool it would be to meet people who recognised the character.

I really felt like the odd one out when almost everyone dressed up as Bowsette for Halloween!

93 Night Of The Living Bowsette Amiibo

The ending for Super Mario Odyssey was so awful that it made people into mad scientists. One in particular, a Professor E. Madd, decided to make his own creation to take over the world. He created several characters but one actually did succeed! Her name was Bowsette!

92 Biker Bowsette the Crispy Bacon Heroine

I pulled my truck into the parking lot near the café for some grub. It was a long trip and I needed a good hearty breakfast. I ordered the full breakfast and sat down in a comfortable booth with a newspaper. It was very quiet here. A little too quiet...

91 Dragon Ball Fusion: Bowsette Edition

Mario and Goku were captured by Fawful! He had absorbed the great power of the Ice guardians on Icy Ice Island and used his new power to enhance his own body to become unstoppable. Bowser and Peach were battered and bruised from battle. Fawful was powering up an icy attack. What hope had they now?

90 I Was a Useless Man, But She Loved Me Anyway

"I love you" she said.

"But... I don't have a job" I said.

89 A Date with Bowsette

Mario was excited about his date with Princess Peach. He brought flowers and got all dressed up. When she answered the door though, she looked a bit different. A bit spikier. She also had a snaggletooth. "You're late ya bozo!" she barked at him.

88 The Ol' Princess Switcheroo

Bowser and his Koopalings approached Princess Peach's castle. What they didn't know was they could be seen and Mario had a trick up his sleeve...

87 Let's Make Her Jealous

After all I had been through, the princess just walked past me! What gives?! The guy I fought for her thought it was messed up as well. The two of us sat for a while, nursing our bruises when he got an idea to teach her a lesson...

86 The Weather is getting colder... Please Wrap up!

Although it was September, I refused to believe summer was over. I just didn't want it to go away. I was still walking around in a t-shirt and people started looking at me funny. It was getting pretty chilly as well but I stood fast. My turtleneck wearing busty best friend convinced me to wrap up warm...

85 Why does my Rich Girlfriend like Boats so much

My girlfriend comes from a very rich family. She's very spoiled and gets whatever she wants, but still has a down to earth personality. There were times of course when she demanded something, such as the time she just decided I was her boyfriend on meeting me for the first time. She took me out to dinner.

84 My Girlfriend Ignores the Advice to have Babies Later

"I love you and we're having babies NOW" my girlfriend demanded over and over. I brought up every excuse I could, including the fact that we were both too young to consent and were both doing major exams in school. She just mocked what I said in a whinging mimicking voice before having her way with me. I loved her too and didn't know what to do, but love found a way.

83 My Sex Education Teacher shows my Girlfriend how it's done

My girlfriend and I were very close. She was a nice quiet girl and we spent a lot of time holding hands and looking at each other. Our lives changed forever when we had sex education class. We thought it was about being a real and loving human being but our teacher had a different kind of lesson to teach...

82 I Dream of a Half Genie Hero

I got captured by pirates! I was terrified to see what their leader was like. When I was brought before her, I was surprised to see she was this hot babe with big breasts! Wow! She was still pretty dangerous though... She would stifle my breathing with her breasts. She really liked rubbing them in my face...

81 Love Blossoms at the Presidential Rally

I didn't know why I came to this rally. I figured because I was feeling very down in the dumps that I'd get out of the house to a place where people were feeling excited and positive about something. That they cared about something and that it would rub off on me.

80 Back to the 80s to find a Girlfriend with Long Hair

Women didn't look like women anymore and it made me depressed, especially when I would come across some 80s memorabilia with gorgeous models from that decade with long, full lion's mane heads of hair. They looked so hot... I wanted to go back in time to that era and I found a way!

79 The Man who saved my life goes into Exile

A sequel to story "70 The Pug Guru".

I had the worst luck with women until this bearded man with a pug gave me the best advice and coaching I ever got. Now the girls were crazy about me. I wanted to thank him but he just disappeared off the face of the earth. My girlfriend who worked for the airline got me a free flight to the country in eastern Europe where he was staying. I arranged to meet with my other girlfriend who lived there and was bilingual and my other girlfriend whose dad owned car rentals and my other girlfriend whose family ran a hotel chain. Even with so much support it was difficult to find him.

78 Obsessive Gamer Girlfriend

I never thought I would meet such a hot girlfriend who was into games as much as I was. In fact she was even more so.

77 Worried About Getting Girls Pregnant

I had a really hard time when girls my age started getting broody. I thought they were nuts. Don't get me wrong, I was interested in them but... We were still too young to be parents! It didn't stop them from going after me though...

76 My Girlfriend's Sister keeps hitting on me

My girlfriend's sister was always aggressively sexual towards me. Any chance she got she would take off her clothes before throwing them at me before throwing herself at me. The scariest was when she would say "I want your babies!"

75 Dragged into the Bushes to Escape the Bullies

The bullies were coming after me. All I could do was run and weave between bushes but they were gaining on me. At one point I lost sight of them but knew they were extremely close by. Just in the nick of time, a girl from my class pulled me into the bushes with her. The bullies trampled by.

74 My Girlfriend's Memories

My girlfriend took me on a trip to New York. We needed to get away from everyone for a while and she wanted me to see where she grew up before her family moved shortly after the terrorist attack.

73 Simple Romance

Once upon a time there was a girl who liked a guy. She asked him out and he said yes. They became boyfriend and girlfriend.

72 Kiss Catch

It was P.E. class. I went and got changed but no other guys were there in the locker room for some reason. I went into the hall and saw all the girls in our class. They had heavy lipstick on. They stared at me. "Uh... what's going on today?" I asked them and they yelled "Kiss catch!".

71 The Funny Girl

The girls in our circle of friends were pretty quiet. It wasn't so easy to talk to them. All except one of them, who talked a lot. She joked a lot and she always had me in stitches!

70 The Pug Guru

I was desperate for a girlfriend and tried everything. It cost me a lot. I went from offering to buy women drinks during the night to buying them coffee during the day. The only thing I got out of it was a job at the café as they all thought I was working there. It was the easiest job offer I ever got. However I still had no girlfriend. I was ready to give up and stick to the grind. My luck changed when I served a bearded man who had a pug with him. He was typing crazy fast on his laptop and was surrounded by books...

69 Nice Encounter With an Amazon

I was lost with my girlfriend in the jungle. We heard some sounds in the bushes and feared the worst. Then we looked we saw a tall blonde woman with huge lips staring at us. She said something in her language and grabbed me, lifting me up by the ankles.

68 Castlevania: Update of Obsolescence

The age of robot girlfriend companions was upon us and it was good. I loved mine. I was able to adjust her breast size to whatever I wanted, able to make her hair as long as I wanted... I could do loads of stuff... even if I got bored! There were endless possibilities. One day however, news spread that the company who manufactured her was putting out an update that was going to remove the girlfriend feature from their robot companion products entirely...

67 Something Is Afoot - My Girlfriend Versus The Evil Bureaucrat

My girlfriend was pretty dangerous. Around me she was gentle but in martial arts competitions she was unstoppable. She was gorgeous from head to toe but she was just as deadly. She had the most beautiful and deadly feet in the world. She came to save me one day when I got a phone call telling me I had been "misfiled".

66 Hurricanes Damage but Social Media Downtime Devastates

My girlfriend was proud of her lips. True enough, they were really beautiful and soft and very kissable. She spent a lot of time on social media posting kissy faces in random places, by a gate, near a tree, next to a dog, just random. She was distraught however, when the service was down.

65 Her Singing Kept Me Going Through Tough Times

Dropping out of college was a very painful experience. Life goes on though and society forces you to adapt. I found myself in a bad relationship. I was forced to do stuff I didn't want to do. Forced to work jobs I didn't want to work at for no money. Forced to watch TV shows I didn't want to watch. I felt trapped. The one thing that kept me going was this quirky, glamorous blonde girl who participated on one of those many singing shows on TV.

64 Six Sexy Soccer Girls

As a kid I never enjoyed soccer because I was bad at it, so whenever I heard the words "Game of soccer lads?" I would cringe. But it was different this time when I heard a female voice ask. I didn't think girls played soccer. I turned towards them and beheld six huge healthy girls looking down at me in full kit. Their red jerseys stretched at the chest under the pressure of containing their huge boobs. "Yeah!" I said, thinking I could take these girls on no bother. Big mistake...

63 My Girlfriend The President's Daughter

My girlfriend was always very good to me. On dates she would pick me up in her family limo. Her family was very well off yes, but I loved her for who she was. Plus, she was gorgeous. She had big brunette hair with an adorable fringe like a country music singer and she was very busty too. I didn't know anything about her family as it was a secret but there was something familiar about her...

62 The Girl Who Grew So Big She Didn't Care Anymore

She was enormous. My friend locked me in the room with her. "Hey what's going on?" I said as he locked it. "Don't worry, she's friendly!" he yelled back. I looked at her. She gazed at me with big droopy easy-going eyes, moving towards me.

61 My Busty Girlfriend Sends me to Dance with Cute Beach Girls

I remember moving in with my girlfriend to her beach house for the summer. It was such a beautiful place I didn't want to leave! Plus, my girlfriend was a gorgeous brunette with a lovely smile and massive knockout tits, each bigger than her head. The only problem that came about was that eventually I literally had no notion of ever leaving the house.

60 Back to School with my Girlfriend and Teachers are Already Talking about Christmas Tests

August! It's still August! Why did we have to start school now? Couldn't we wait for a few more days? I hadn't seen 8 o'clock in the morning in a long time. It was chillier than I remembered. I felt warmer when I met my girlfriend at the bus stop. Her hugs gave me some warmth at least.

59 Going Blackberry Picking with my Girlfriend and our Dog

Autumn was here and the rush hour traffic of the city was getting worse. Schools and back to school sales were back and that meant I had to spend hours in traffic every morning and evening. It was so nice to see the greenness of my hometown in the countryside and of course, my dog and girlfriend, who were so happy to see me.

58 Smothered By Jynx's Lovely Kisses

After collecting all the Pokémon, I started battling other people. I was more into collecting than battling, but other Pokémon players just wanted to battle and would challenge me everywhere I went, so I just went along with it.

57 The Girl in the Leather Jacket who was Passionate about Catholic Singing

My Confirmation was coming up and our teacher had us march to the church every afternoon to practise our singing. There was no mass on so we had the use of the place. Not another soul was here from the parish except for this older girl in a leather jacket who kept smiling at me.

56 My Girlfriend makes me Crispy Bacon Pizza for Dinner

It was a long, lecture filled day at college and I had to make the two mile walk home in the dark winter evening. What kept me going was the thought of my wonderful girlfriend's homemade crispy bacon pizza she was making us for dinner at our warm comfy home. As soon as the time came I got ready and zipped up my jacket.

55 Autumn Amour

My girlfriend and I slowed our pace when we reached the prettiest street in the city. We loved taking our time here and she held my arm closer to her soft pillowy chest. We watched the red and brown leaves fall from the trees.

54 She Gets Turned On By My Language

Tourist season! The time of year when the bus empties out of scholars and fills up with beautiful ladies from neighbouring countries! One day I was lucky enough to be sitting next to one of them.

53 The Arcade That Survived The Recession

I hadn't been to my hometown since my family fled during the Great Recession. When I got a chance to run an errand there I got excited about seeing it again, seeing what happened since. Maybe I would even meet my childhood sweetheart.

52 Pizza Delivery Through A Protest March

I wasn't supposed to be hiding behind the counter as I was a delivery guy at this pizza place, but it looked so dangerous outside with the protest march walking by. I thought I could get away with it as business itself was so quiet today, but then the phone rang. Dang. I had to go out into that awful crowd to deliver pizza.

51 SEGA Dreamcast Girlfriend

The internet was a pretty new thing in the late 90s, especially in my hometown. Life offline wasn't the most exciting and I didn't have anyone to share my passion of video games with. When the SEGA Dreamcast came out it offered an answer to my problems.

50 Amazon Shop Assistant

My favourite place to shop wasn't at a big website, but at a local corner shop where a lovely BIG girl worked.

49 A Nice Walk Away From The Job Zombies

All I wanted to do was to get home to my girlfriend and our dog. Everyone I met on the footpath and in the supermarket were stopping me to ask me what my job was. When you're unemployed this is no fun. Everywhere I turned, all I could hear was "JOB JOB JOB" like I was surrounded by zombies who only knew that word.

48 The Big Secret Garden

I remember when I first got into birdwatching. I was so fascinated to see rare specimens I explored local areas in more detail, going as far off the beaten path as I could. One day I found a very rare specimen. Not of bird, but of human female, with HUGE tits.

47 Saved From Cuddle Poverty

I lost everything and was left homeless. I wandered the streets, trying not to be a nuisance but it got very tough very quickly. I was losing strength and hope fast. Then she found me before it was too late.

46 Sunday Offline

It was a dull, dreary Sunday afternoon. It was too rainy outside to go anywhere. My girlfriend and I wanted to binge watch a bunch of videos but there was just one problem — the internet was down completely.

45 The Last Jedi Remake [first draft]

So there's this Jedi, right. And she's got HUGE boobs. I'm talking big badonkaroos, jumongous jabbathehutteroos. Also she's Luke's girlfriend. Rey sees them and she gets breast envy.

44 Rebel Leader

I sat next to the other poor souls at the government's "attend this or else" seminar. The lady who was speaking went up to the podium and sniffed at us before speaking. She literally had a perpetually upturned nose which made her seem like she was looking down at whoever she was speaking to. She had the most horrible condescending voice...

43 Office Breast Rest

I had nowhere else to turn so I poured out my feelings of despair to the lady who was serving me at my appointment.

42 Busty Teacher vs Petite Girlfriend

My girlfriend in school was a petite little thing. We hung out as much as we were allowed. We chatted a lot during lunch break but for some reason we kept bumping into my teacher I had for English. Usually a very soft squishy bump.

41 It Happened So Fast

I had just broken up with my new girlfriend. I remember our time together very well because we had only been dating for 4 hours.

40 A Quiet Walk Around The Football Pitch

Neither of us were into football at all so we didn't think much of the local football pitch and how expensive it was to build and keep. We did however, love when no games were being played, because it meant we could go for long quiet walks around it while holding hands.

39 Traditional Girls Are Dying Out

She was the most smiley girl in school. She was always happy and it was because she was in love with me. I knew she was in love with me because she baked cakes for me everyday. Cakes with icing that read "I F*!#ING LOVE YOU" on them.

38 Artificial Sweetener VS The Real Thing

After a long and thirsty journey I came across two shops side by side that sold cold drinks. I noticed the people who were going into the bigger shop with the massive banners were smiling, whereas the people who were going into the old fashioned and more humble shop were frowning.

37 Singing Small and Humble

I couldn't stand the radio but the girls at the place where I worked had to have it on all the time. Their favourite chart-topping pop song came on a lot and they had to turn the volume all the way up when it did. It was a song about big butts and small chests and kicking guys in the balls. There was a line that actually said "Pears are better than melons". Bleh.

36 Fond Kindly Ladies

When I had a job in a supermarket as a teenager I was being hit on by a lot of the old ladies who were regulars. You could say it was an occupational hazard just for the opportunity to afford some video games, but I saw it as one of the perks!

35 Milk House

I was nervous about meeting my girlfriend's family. I was even more nervous in case they'd ask what she did with me when we were alone together. You see, she was very much into breastfeeding as a fetish. Her breasts were quite large too and well... there was always a lot to feed on.

34 Jobless Friends

I was unemployed for a while. I quickly realised that all everybody wanted to talk about was jobs. If I was meeting someone for the first time, I would be asked what my job was before I was asked what my name was. I got so tired of it that I avoided speaking to people entirely. However, I still got asked. When I did I just told them I didn't work. This usually stunned people into silence. It was a great way to filter people out! I didn't expect HER to respond the way she did though.

33 Umbrella Knight

It finally rained again. Don't get me wrong, it was nice to get a break from the rain, but the heatwave went on for so long that the grass was starting to lose its colour.

Not everyone was happy about it either. The first chance I got to have a day out in ages, it rained heavily. I stood at the entrance to the bus shelter, waiting for the rain to let up. There was a lovely rainbow I could've watched for ages, but the movie I wanted to see at the cinema was starting soon. Then I saw her, a lone figure carrying an umbrella.

32 L'anarchiste

I arrived at my appointment. The man interviewing me had a city accent. "Good morning. For security purposes we run our interviews where the client wears handcuffs and a big shiny red nose that lights up and gives you the full force of a punch in the face if you're caught lying." I hated coming to these appointments.

31 Heavenly Hairdresser

Hairdressers are a lot different now than when I was a kid. Back then it was a sweet old lady who was always very friendly and chatty while she cut my hair in her kitchen. She wasn't like girls my own age, who weren't friendly or chatty and only cared about their make up and nothing else. I loved her and I miss her very much.

30 Cinema Date

My best friend in school was an unusual kind of friend. She was a big girl all over but especially her breasts and her lips. When hanging out with me she would always press her boobs into my arm and smile a cheeky soft smirk for no reason at all. This is just how our friendship worked. Sorry if you don't understand. I spent a lot of time with her. She had lovely long light brown curly hair as well.

29 Hateful Hottie

She seemed like such a nice girl. I couldn't understand why everyone hated her. I often met her when I was out walking and she always greeted me in the most friendly and warm way. She had an unusual style of clothes, like it was from decades ago. Then one day we got talking. Before I knew it we were out on a date and before I knew it we got closer and closer.

28 Rainy Relief

It was a very hot summer. I didn't like going out in the heat but the girl next door absolutely loved it. She always loved parading and frolicking around in her yard. Even when she grew up she still loved it. And boy she really GREW. Her breasts were massive now and they jiggled as she enjoyed dancing in the summery weather. She grew taller than me as well. Must've been all the sun she was getting. I didn't like the sun much.

27 Robot Girlfriend

It was love at first sight. I started college and she was the only other student in the class. It was very strange but I didn't mind at all! She was gorgeous. Bright blue eyes, long blonde hair with fringe, amazingly soft looking plump glossy lips and big boobs. It was great to talk to her as well! We chatted for hours on the first couple of days.

26 Better Moon Moment

I chased the monster who kidnapped the princess all the way to the moon. With his magic he turned his lair into a church and everyone who entered it into wedding guests. When I went inside my overalls turned into a top hat and tails. It looked weird and tacky and made no sense whatsoever except for melodrama and maybe to sell merchandise. In any case I wasn't going to let this wedding happen.

25 Saved by a holy girl

"Brother please! Don't do this!"

24 Twins with twins

"Hey honey" I said to my wife before giving her a kiss "when are we expecting your twin sister over?"
"Um... I am her twin sister." she said and I looked at her stunned.

23 Musical remake

For the longest time musicals were terrible and getting worse. They mysteriously disappeared and I was happy for a time, because no one dragged me out on a date to go see one.

22 Dare to kiss another girl

My girlfriend was the quiet type. She didn't go to parties but often felt like she was missing out. She said quietly and sadly that she wanted to go to a party. I looked at her bespectacled little face, brushed aside her brown hair, looked in her brown eyes and said "of course babe". I didn't like parties either but I wanted to see her happy.

21 The Royal Hairbrusher

I was doing some chores at home when I heard some commotion from the castle. I knew it was only a matter of time until they showed up.

20 Love and revolution

At School NoLove it seemed like everyone was against us. Teachers tried to separate us, make an example of us and the other kids were encouraged to tattle on every single thing we did outside of class. Our love was none of their business and they were trying to interfere and destroy it.

19 The boyfriend stealer

My girlfriend was the most popular girl in school. It went to her head though and it turned her ugly inside and out. She used to have long blonde hair but she cut it and dyed it red. It used to be soft and luxurious but now it was a wiry eyesore. She also constantly talked about kicking me in the balls. Yet she was still popular. She did have the biggest boobs in school, but they were still very tiny, barely fitting a B cup.

18 Breaking right out of here

The bell wouldn't ring for ages and I was stuck in a very boring class. "Come on bell!" I would wish hard to myself. "Come on bell! Come on!".

17 Lollipop girl

You could hear a pin drop in this library. She didn't care though. She took out a fresh lollipop and unwrapped it, the crinkling made me look at her. She stared hard back at me and raised her eyebrows as a cheeky greeting. She smiled a dazzling smile. Her teeth were pearly white and her lips were really big and glossy. I looked away. I could hear more crinkling and it was distracting.

16 Absence makes the heart grow angrier

Whenever my teachers tried to separate me from my girlfriend in school she got very angry. She would argue, she would sometimes scream and even just cling onto me for dear life.

15 Teacher's rest

My English teacher had very large breasts. It wasn't distracting or anything, it just made her classes more enjoyable. I was only too happy to pay attention in class and when she bent over to correct homework, it was the best thing ever, especially when she was close.

14 Power cut at school

My teachers did whatever they could to separate me from my girlfriend in school. They told us what we were doing was disruptive and disrespectful. Jealous classmates were in cahoots as well and snitched whenever we were seen together. It was a tough time but we did at least manage to get seats next to each other.

13 Quest for crispy bacon

One day I went to my favourite place to have breakfast, order crispy bacon and got served half raw, floppy bacon. I took a peek into the kitchen and saw that they had hired the evil floppy bacon witch as head chef. The bad rap music blasting through the speakers should've given it away. I never ate at this place again.

12 Summer of stability

I never really understood what a "student town" was until summer came along. I was one of the lucky few who got a job and I was able to stay in my student apartment on campus with my girlfriend thanks to it. It was just a part-time work-from-home gig for the summer. We had more than enough free time together to do what we wanted.

11 Strawberry Sisters

One summer I got a job picking strawberries at a local farm. The lady who ran the place... she looked a bit like a strawberry. She had green eyes, freckles and large, plump red lips. Her long hair was strawberry blonde as well. I was only half thinking about working there but after meeting her, I was much more enthusiastic! We made a deal, but that was before I knew what I was in for.

10 A proper breakfast

I lived two miles away from college. No direct bus route, so I eventually just walked all the time. Then winter came along and it was dark when I left in the morning, and dark when I got home. I never had time to make meals because I was living with 8 other people in my accommodation and only one kitchen. There was always, always someone in there, making some smelly disaster.

9 College girlfriend

After spending my whole life going to school in my small hometown, I was looking forward to going to college and meeting new people. But most of all, I was hoping to finally get a girlfriend.

8 Chatting up

I hadn't left the house in weeks and was desperate for some female attention. I looked up advice for chatting up women online. I got lots of tips and tricks from all the best gurus. I learned the rules, got coached with tough love, did some math and practised some tricks in the mirror. I was ready!

7 The bubblegum girl at the seaside arcade

When I was growing up, my favourite part of going to the beach was the trip to the seaside arcade afterwards. Back then my favourite type of games to play were platformers where two cute cartoony characters teamed up to fight some big evil boss and their cohorts.

6 Long blonde curtain

She sat in front of me in class. Before sitting she would always greet me with a smile. Sometimes her long blonde hair was up and sometimes it was down, but throughout the class she would always, always let it loose and swish it around.

5 Picnic with a pony

It had been a few weeks after I arrived in this strange land but the locals were very welcoming. Granted they were all talking ponies but they helped me get a house and home of my own until I could figure out how to get back to my own world. I felt like Lemuel Gulliver. I sat lost in thought one day when the doorbell rang.

4 Camp NoLove

Summer at last! After suffering another year at School NoLove, I was looking forward to the freedom of the holidays. Little did I know my parents decided to send me to summer camp.

3 From big man to little man again

When I was twelve years old it felt good to be the at the top of the school. I was finally bigger than all the other kids so no one messed with me. I had some confidence too so I was able to chat with the girls without any shyness.

2 The girl with the biggest lips in school

After meeting the new girl in school my life was never the same again. One morning while arranging my locker I heard some activity in the one next to mine. No one used that locker so I was curious to see who was there.

1 This is how it begins

"Can we please make another baby?"

My girlfriend asked me as we stood over our three sleeping children. We had finally gotten them to sleep.