701 Don't Worry Mister!

One day I decided to sit on a bench and close my eyes. When I opened them again I noticed that there were three women surrounding me. One sitting on either side of me and another sitting opposite me on the bench in front of me. They were all really big and buff and had enormous breasts. "Don't worry mister, " one of them said, "we're lesbians!"

700 Covid Community Service

When I finished and e-mailed the last of my schoolwork for the summer, I decided to sign up to help people in my community. The lady who signed me up gave me some addresses and let me at it.

699 Tennis Girl's Message of Love

My girlfriend liked watching women's tennis. The reason why she liked it was because she could imitate the grunt noises and watch how roused I would get. I sat next to her helplessly.

698 Going for Take Out Food via Air

When my girlfriend heard that fast food places were opening in different towns, she got to inventing. We couldn't use regular transport due to the curfew, so she went into her workshop and started on something. She came out with these wheel-less scooters that hovered in the air. "Let's get some burger meals!" she said happily, standing on her one.

697 The Rules on Speaking to a Pretty Girl

I saw a really pretty girl one day and I wanted to talk to her. I decided to go and introduce myself when I was interrupted by an ugly girl, telling me it was against the rules.

696 Coach X

One day I got a letter from an ex-girlfriend, saying she wanted to meet my current one. I showed it to my current one and she was so amused, she said she would meet her. Next thing I knew it was happening.

695 Harpoon the Man!

My girlfriend was big into playing "Hunt the Boyfriend" type of games and I was in the middle of one. I ducked and weaved between bushes, trying to evade her eagle eyes. It was no good and she soon spotted me. "MAN THE HARPOONS AND HARPOON THE MAN!" she yelled, giving chase

694 Only One Fan

I laid in my bed one pleasant Sunday morning. My girlfriend was still snuggled up against me, snoozing soundly. I looked at the ceiling, thinking. I wondered if I had everything figured out or not. I decided to look up the latest trend.

693 Mad Exhibitionist Queen of Wonderland

I took a trip to Wonderland and met the Queen. She was a mad queen. "Off with his pants!" she said.

692 Offline But Not Off Love

My girlfriend and I loved the internet. Unfortunately sometimes it went down and this time it went out for quite a long time. We had to think.

691 Fly Five Hundred Miles

I was missing my robot girlfriend. She was far away looking for exotic snacks for me. Even though she was far away she was able to pick up on this.

690 Video Gamer Junkies

I was walking in the woods one day when I saw in the middle of the path, a rare, high quality game cartridge! I went for it and the next thing I knew, I was hanging upside down with a snare tied around my leg and two girls giggling around me.

689 Love Finds a Way During Totalitarianism

Flashing lights and drones shone outside, moving to and fro. I stood at the window with my hands in my dressing gown pockets. My girlfriend lived far away and I couldn't visit her by going outside.

I closed the curtains and switched on the transportation portal. It showed an image of the interior of my girlfriend's house. Then it showed an image of my girlfriend dashing towards the portal. The next thing I see is my girlfriend leaping through the portal and into my arms, kissing me all over. "I miss you so much!" she said as she kissed me all over my face, not giving me a chance to speak.

I switched off the portal and hung out with my girlfriend for the rest of the afternoon, not caring about whatever madness was going on outside.

688 Listening to Records in the 80s

By some sheer chance, my girlfriend had a wish she could use for anything. She grabbed my hand and asked to live an 80s fantasy. She gave the genie details on some paper and we were whisked away.

687 Little Black Book of Girlfriends

My girlfriends all knew about each other. No biggie. They knew all of my comings and goings. The problem was, I had so many that I couldn't keep track of them all.

686 Gamer Girls Compete for Me

I was at the arcade when the two daughters of the guy who ran the place appeared to pick on me. They were a lot older and bigger than I was but they both wanted to be my girlfriend. They took a break from tickling me to have an argument with each other. Then they decided to settle it with a game. They yelled "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" and went straight to the cabinet.

685 My Girlfriend Loves My Tummy

I put on weight during the lockdown. My girlfriend however, had a real thing for fat guys so she was delighted with me. She loved my tummy.

684 Farting Girlfriend

I met this girl who seemed so completely perfect in every way, that I was quite nervous about talking to her. She seemed so comfortable though. Then she made the biggest loudest fart all of a sudden.

683 Hydration Patrol

I was a little worried about the cops when I left the house, but I was cooped up for so long I wanted to get some exercise, so I went out.

682 Lovely Warm Memories Coming Back

It was a cold day lonely day in winter. I decided to take a trip down memory lane and take a walk to where I used to play while growing up. When I got there, it was all concrete, it was cold, windy, grey, miserable and very very sad... It started raining too. I stood under the eaves of the old football dressing rooms. As I shivered I reminisced on an old crush I had on a girl with beautiful red hair.

681 My Girlfriend's Lulls me to Sleep

My girlfriend was noticing I was grouchy around the house and said "Poor baby, you must be tired". She sat me down in her lap with a video game. My grumbles faded out as I played it.

680 I'm Not The Pillow Guy!

A beautiful babe ran up to me one day and said "You're the pillow guy!". I looked at her with confusion. I had no idea what she was talking about.

679 Flappy Girlfriend

I was walking along with my girlfriend one day when the ground started to shake and split. It shook us to the ground and it split open into a huge gorge that separated us.

678 Shy Rocker Girl's Love Song

I went out with a gorgeous rock chick who was incredibly talented at guitar. I thought she was too hot to want to out with me but it turned out she was just incredibly shy. I had no idea until she expressed her feelings through song.

677 Rainy Sleepy Dream of School Days

It was a very wet day outside but the air was calm and sleepy. It seemed like the world outside was asleep. My girlfriend and I looked out at it and we felt the urge to go out for a walk.

676 My Girlfriend Splits into Two Girlfriends

Sometimes my girlfriend couldn't make her mind. When this happened she would split into two.

675 But I Don't Want to go Back Out!

My poor girlfriend was beside herself with depression. She was very sporty and outgoing, so the pandemic quarantine was very difficult on her. I did my best to keep her amused and we both got through it.

674 Big Tiddy Science GF Sets The Record Straight on Eggs

After a long night of my girlfriend smothering my face in her large breasts, I was in the mood for some eggs, so we went out to a café to get some.

673 Green Curtains

My girlfriend and I sat on the bench in front of her house, just enjoying the day together. The trees in front of her house hadn't grown their spring leaves yet, so we could see the road.

672 Corporate Pizza Experience

My girlfriend and I ordered a pizza and looked for somewhere outdoors to eat it. We found a massive billboard screen advertising pizza and a couch in front of it with "The Pizza Experience!" printed on it. We sat and watched the screen for a while.

671 An Unusual Day in Droneville

I left my uncomfortable sleeping quarters to head to work. I made the mistake of yawning out loud. Out of nowhere, a drone with an automated voice barked at me to get to work. I cut my yawn short and got walking.