I took a trip to Wonderland and met the Queen. She was a mad queen. "Off with his pants!" she said.
My pants were removed and she took them, adding them to her pants collection. She said I could only have them back if I let her do sexy stuff to me. I agreed.
In front of all of the subjects of Wonderland, the Queen took me in her arms and kissed me all over, taking off much more than my pants and had her way with me on public television.
She gave me back my pants and sent me on my way home, with a lot of money for my trouble. I wobbled away.
Along the way I met many Wonderland girls, looking at me and fluttering their eyelashes and blushing. The broadcast got around.
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