I saw a really pretty girl one day and I wanted to talk to her. I decided to go and introduce myself when I was interrupted by an ugly girl, telling me it was against the rules.
"What?" was all I could say to her. What else could you say to a such a sociopath?
She said there were rules when talking to pretty girls and I was to check if I was worthy and even if I was there was a tax of some kind I had to pay and I had to pay her and I had to fit some kind of profile like how much was in my bank account or... there was all this dumb irrelevant criteria! When she finally stopped speaking I just stared at her.
"Well? If you can't answer then you're not allowed to talk to her. Go away." she said, putting a sassy hand in front of my face.
The pretty girl came up behind and cleaved the ugly girl's skull with a heavy object. There was an audible crack and squishing as the ugly girl's brains spilled out of her skull and she fell to the ground. The pretty girl came up to me and then smiled and said "Hi! Talk to me whenever you want, cutie!"
We had a nice chat after that.
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