I met this girl who seemed so completely perfect in every way, that I was quite nervous about talking to her. She seemed so comfortable though. Then she made the biggest loudest fart all of a sudden.
I looked at her in amazement. She fanned the stench away. "Whoo! Hope the breeze catches that one!" she said. Then we both burst out laughing.
I rubbed my eyes. The angel wings and divine aura were gone but she was still absolutely gorgeous and we continued chatting for ages.
Then we got together and things blossomed from there.
She just farted again... and we in bed. At least the nights will never be cold with this central heating.
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