Wednesday, 31 October 2018

123 I Met My Girlfriend On Halloween

I once heard a rumour that girls get wilder during Halloween. I never really believed it, but this year SHE changed my mind.

Tuesday, 30 October 2018

122 My Girlfriend Prefers Winter to Summer

My girlfriend was from one of the parts of the world where it was dark for six months of the year. When she came to live with me she hated our summers but loved our winters, especially when the hour went back and the evenings got dark sooner.

Monday, 29 October 2018

121 Meeting Together

We couldn't find a quiet moment anywhere without being interrupted. My girlfriend and I tried the coffee shop, but the noise of the machine and the strong smell of coffee put us off. We went to the classroom, but one of my friends or one of her friends kept interrupting us. We had to find somewhere.

Sunday, 28 October 2018

120 Super Girlfriend 64

My girlfriend didn't like parties much. There was nothing we liked more than to wrap up on a cold dark evening in front of the game console, playing some adventure game.

Saturday, 27 October 2018

119 Video Games and Pizza with my Girlfriend

It was one of those Sundays where nothing was going on. Then the internet cut out so REALLY nothing was going on. I was watching one of my favourite streamers on Twitch for company but now that was cut off. I couldn't play any video games either because all of them depended on the internet. I got a text from my girlfriend asking what was wrong. She noticed I was gone from the stream chat. When I texted her back saying what happened she was like "OMG!" and said she'd be over in 30 minutes...

Friday, 26 October 2018

118 Why is Life Like This Sometimes

I was doing the same thing I did everyday, which was to walk among people who were similar to me. All of a sudden, a hand grabbed my shoulder and pulled me into a dark alley.

Thursday, 25 October 2018

117 I Think My Girlfriend is a Werewolf

It was a fresh, crisp autumn evening. I went for a walk with my girlfriend. The footpaths were dry and the roads were quiet.

Wednesday, 24 October 2018

116 Breastfeeding Habits of City Girls

I wasn't used to city girls at all. They dressed less conservatively and they were much colder. Back home, the girls would ask politely or at least announce that they were going to shove their breasts in my mouth, but in the city, a complete stranger you wouldn't know from Eve would come right up to you on a crowded train and whip her huge breasts out of her shirt before shoving them in your mouth.

Tuesday, 23 October 2018

115 Lady Knight Tries to Rescue me from a Demon Girl

My beloved and I shouldn't have sneaked out of the castle to gaze at the stars but we did. She assured me she would protect me though. She spoke too soon, for a demon girl swooped from the sky and took me away.

Monday, 22 October 2018

114 Trick or Treat, Get Boobs in the Face

When I moved to the city I didn't go outside at Halloween. I was always afraid at how wild it got out there, like it was The Purge or something. However one Halloween I had to do some errand and commute home on foot. I met many strange characters, mostly busty ladies with lots of cleavage showing.

Sunday, 21 October 2018

113 Men Need Romance

The "Exploitation Romance" genre solved the male suicide crisis. Even men who weren't at risk of suicide stopped killing themselves with work. Thanks to these movies, culture was influenced enough to make men's lives better. Society stopped expecting men to work so much for so little in return. Society stopped calling men toxic.

Saturday, 20 October 2018

112 The First One to Body Slam Him Gets to be his Girlfriend

The girls at my school loved wrestling. They even did kayfabe and brought it to ridiculous levels. At least, I think it was kayfabe...

Friday, 19 October 2018

111 Winning One Hundred and Eleven

We had exactly two hundred and twenty two students at my school. One day the principal had the crazy idea of putting us all in a soccer game together just "to see how the numbers would play out.". So not only did we have to play soccer against dudes that were bigger than us, but also girls that were much bigger than us...

Thursday, 18 October 2018

110 Gimme Pasta Power If Ya Can!

My girlfriend got the lasagne recipe from the restaurant that served us such an awesome meal last time we were there and decided to make it at home for me.

Wednesday, 17 October 2018

109 Boss THIS!

"Boss THIS!" I yelled as I punched my boss in the face.

"National Boss Day" was everyday where I worked. The egomaniac had statues of himself everywhere and held meetings about meetings about meetings about why he was so great. On today of all days we all rose up against him.

Tuesday, 16 October 2018

108 How I Met My Girlfriend by Playing a Video Game About Trucks

Conventions were rare in my part of the world. Every year an anime one was held at a college in the city but there were none about video games. That was all set to change when they announced one would be held in my hometown.

Monday, 15 October 2018

107 Making Crispy Bacon on a Lazy Sunday with my Girlfriend

I always loved how easy going my girlfriend was. She had long blonde hair, sleepy blue eyes and a soft gentle smile with a round face. She came home with me for the weekend. We didn't plan anything special. We just wanted to hang out.

Sunday, 14 October 2018

106 Our Love Survived Thanks to the Internet

When my girlfriend and I were growing up, grown ups thought it was cute and sweet to see us holding hands and spending so much time together. When we became teenagers however, they did all they could to keep us apart. We kept in contact through the internet.

Saturday, 13 October 2018

105 How I Met My Moth Girlfriend

After the storm I needed to buy a new light switch. However, the hardware store was closed so I ended up looking in some unusual curiosity shop out of desperation. To my luck they had a light switch! I bought it despite some warning or other from the shop owner about a curse. I fitted the light switch and flicked it on...

Friday, 12 October 2018

104 Eating Lasagne and Chips with my Girlfriend

One day my girlfriend and I went to a little café where we both ordered lasagne and chips. It was a very pleasant meal and we had such a nice time while we gazed into each other's eyes. The lasagne was perfect!

Thursday, 11 October 2018

103 My Girlfriend Rescues me from an evil scientist

My uncle and I heard about a lost world in the wild forests to the north so we went exploring. My girlfriend was going to come with us but she got stuck with babysitting duty for her cousin. She was really disappointed as she loved going on adventures with me. It's a good thing she didn't come though because my uncle and I got kidnapped by an evil scientist. She came to our rescue. She got to go adventuring after all!

Wednesday, 10 October 2018

102 Uncle rescuing adventures

My girlfriend and I loved going on adventures together but this adventure had extra meaning because my uncle was kidnapped by pirates.

Tuesday, 9 October 2018

101 Busty College Girlfriend

I didn't meet my girlfriend at college. We signed up for the same classes together and stayed together. We had an idea of what the experience was going to be like. We were just there for the piece of paper at the end though. She stuck out quite a bit, being a gorgeous blonde with humongous tits.

Monday, 8 October 2018

100 She's Hungry for more Babies! Our Family is Getting Bigger and Bigger!

My girlfriend and I were still quite young but we had over a dozen children together. Despite being yelled at by our parents, our teachers and even our religious studies teachers, we wouldn't stop making babies. They gave up bugging us when we brought so many into this world. I couldn't follow their advice if I tried, as my girlfriend is bigger and stronger than me, both in her physical stature and desire to have babies.

Sunday, 7 October 2018

99 Fake Accuser Zombie Apocalypse

"Meeeeee toooooo" they groaned as they shuffled around the streets. They were everywhere and society was crumbling. "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve meeeeeeeee" was the message everywhere, even online. With hammers in hand, my girlfriend and I were ready.

Saturday, 6 October 2018

98 Lactation Compensation

My teacher called me to stay after class. She had huge breasts and she was gorgeous.

Friday, 5 October 2018

97 A Special Treat on National Boyfriend Day

I was the only boy in our class. I already had a girlfriend but my other classmates called themselves my girlfriends too. They treated me very well but on National Boyfriend Day they really spoiled me.

Thursday, 4 October 2018

96 My Girlfriend Kisses my Eyes Better after a Strenuous Gaming Session

After a lengthy gaming session I finally switched the game console off. I rubbed my eyes. The night was still young but I was already exhausted. Luckily my girlfriend, who liked to watch me play games, opened up her arms and wrapped me in the blanket she was using.

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

95 The Secret Menu

For a while I had a commute through the city centre. At first I was excited to stop and have meals at all the various interesting and fancy looking places to eat but I quickly found out that the food was terrible everywhere.

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

94 Is Everyone Dressing up as Bowsette for Halloween?

I couldn't wait to dress up for Halloween. I had the sweetest costume prepared. It was of a super obscure character from a cartoon from the mid nineties. I debated with myself whether it was a good idea or not, but then I imagined how cool it would be to meet people who recognised the character.

I really felt like the odd one out when almost everyone dressed up as Bowsette for Halloween!

Monday, 1 October 2018

93 Night Of The Living Bowsette Amiibo

The ending for Super Mario Odyssey was so awful that it made people into mad scientists. One in particular, a Professor E. Madd, decided to make his own creation to take over the world. He created several characters but one actually did succeed! Her name was Bowsette!