"Meeeeee toooooo" they groaned as they shuffled around the streets. They were everywhere and society was crumbling. "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve meeeeeeeee" was the message everywhere, even online. With hammers in hand, my girlfriend and I were ready.
I started with one zombie who was moaning the word "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape". Before they could finish, I bashed their head in with my hammer. My girlfriend whacked another zombie who was moaning the word "Culllllllllllturrrrrrrre", making their face cave in.
It was a large crowd of zombies so we had to move quickly. Some of them had weapons too so it was very risky.
"Toxxxxxxxiiiiiic maaaaaaaale priiiiiiiiivileeeeeege" another one moaned as I smashed its teeth in with my hammer. My girlfriend decapitated another one who was moaning "Killlllllll alllllll meeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn".
It was tough work and we were getting thirsty. To our delight we heard a normal human being saying normal sane human things! "PEPSI!" they called out "Geeeeet your Pepsi!". My girlfriend and I held hands and went up to the guy, greeting him. He was glad to see normal sane human beings too. He gave us plenty of Pepsi and it quenched our thirst well! We bid him farewell and went back to bashing zombies.
"Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve survivorrrrrrrrrrs" another zombie moaned as I knocked its eyes out of its skull.
After a long time the bodies of the disgusting lying zombies were lying on the ground. It was all quiet except for one last faint "meeeeeeee tooooooo" groan. My girlfriend found it and took one last swing with her hammer, making its head explode.
In celebration we leaped into each others' arms. Hate was over. Division was over. Love had won.
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