153 Laughing At First Sight

Our eyes met. We were perfect strangers. We kept looking at each other, then we both smiled and then we both just started laughing.

152 She didn't want to have a period, so she got pregnant

"You, me, baby, NOW" my girlfriend demanded. It was happening again. I pleaded with her, saying we had only known each other a few months, but already she wanted to have a baby.

151 Pretending to be a Good Dog

My girlfriend loved dogs but couldn't own one because of allergies. Whenever she was sad I would pretend to be one and it made her very happy!

150 Midnight Light

I pulled back the curtain and looked out into the night sky. There, in the hills in the distance was a shining light. This was the front yard light of my girlfriend's house and it felt special to me that I could be with her in some small way from my bed. We were too young to be together otherwise.

149 Saved by the Angel of Education

I didn't have a job and I didn't want one, which put me in a rough place in this rough world. I was "invited" to these "meetings", which consisted of a hag screaming at me because I didn't have a job. She was going to have me put in the most horrible kind of slavery possible and it was looking bad.

148 I Love ASMR Podcasts

I once had a winter commute and it was always dark when I was travelling on the rural bus route. The bleakness of the scenery, the noise of the bus engine and the obnoxiousness of the other passengers got me down. I got my headphones, MP3 player and looked on the internet for podcasts...

147 Meeting the Girl Who Stalks Me

I didn't have the same relationship with my stalker as most people did with theirs. In fact, we were lovers and I didn't think anything at all was wrong with it. She was intensely attentive but... she was attentive at least...

146 I Announce My Fifth Pregnancy

"I announce my fifth pregnancy!" my girlfriend said, even though we hadn't conceived this pregnancy yet. Everyone clapped, including our daughters who were there too.

145 Very Big Family Dinners

Having children with three different mothers made life more complicated, but I was lucky that my girlfriends' families were well off. I didn't have to provide much except for birthdays and Christmas and I had a welcome place in every one of their homes.

144 The Last Table and My Nerdy Girlfriend

My girlfriend was awesome at maths. Give her any two numbers and an operator and she would give the correct answer. Even with the really huge numbers.

143 The Mother in the Queue

I queued behind a mother who had a massive litter of children. Some were older and some were very young children who were nursing on her teats. She had no fear in her at all. In fact, she turned to look at me and said "Mmm... I could do with a refill...".

142 Fight Love

She threw the first punch as I was too shy to. Then I punched her back. She was so happy she gave me four or five more punches. Then we just brawled in a dust cloud of love.

141 My Girlfriend The Fugitive

I was sitting on my usual bus route, feeling bored and sad when a gorgeous and glamorous girl sat next to me.

"Hey sexy! Come spend an evening with me huh? Whatta ya say?"

"But I..."

"Whatta ya say?" she said again, pulling a massive bankroll of money out of her cleavage and shoving it into my pocket.

140 The Screwball Princess Bride

I didn't come from a country that had a monarchy, so I wasn't used to things in this kingdom. When the princess saw me, she stepped out of line and ran up to me declaring "My sweet boy, though I have seen you but once in my life, I am desperately in love with you!" before showering my hand with her dainty kisses.

139 She Takes me for a Spin

When my girlfriend started driving she wanted to drive me everywhere. Her favourite thing to do was to take me to make out point though.

138 Install and Play Around

When I installed my robot girlfriend, I took the advice from various video tutorials and played around with her features.

137 Of course she asked me out! It's twenty-eighteen!

"Uh.... hey. Uh... Wanna go out?"

She had a droopy expression with big lips and she had hair covering one of her eyes, but from her slight shaking she seemed pretty nervous and excited.

"Ok!" I answered. I wasn't used to this kind of attention and it was really nice of her to ask me out.

136 Our Love Revives The City

It was lonely in the city without her but she had to go home overseas. Now, months later, she finally came back!

135 Taking Refuge in an Oldschool Cosy Chat

Before the internet went to heck and became abominable to use, my girlfriend and I decided to get ready and use an old school text only chat service to communicate with each other. Then the big awful change happened.

134 Climbing Her Mountainous Breasts

I started climbing the mountain. It was steep, vast and every step I took was squishy and sunk deep.

133 My New School Kisses

I was a little nervous starting my new school but I soon felt at home as my classmates couldn't have been more welcoming. In fact, the girl whose job it was to welcome me wouldn't stop giving me the kiss on both cheeks greeting every two minutes. She was French and she was very welcoming. A little too much so!

132 Let's Make A Baby Shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo)

I was terrified of having children but somehow my girlfriend eased me into it. She found a song online that had billions of downloads and wouldn't. stop. singing. it.

131 Holding Each Other Up From Lack of Sleep

My girlfriend and I went through a major routine change. Before, we were night owls and stayed up all night watching videos on the internet. Then all of a sudden we had a baby. It certainly needed attention at night but it also needed attention during the day.

130 Stuck Between Breasts Like a Sardine

I hadn't used public transport in a while, which was why I was so surprised to see how much more traffic there is nowadays. So many commuters now and the train is always packed.

129 Assembling and Voting

I met my girlfriend at work, like so many people do. We were able to live and work the best we could until our working lives started getting less and less tolerable. The work culture got more excessive and started taking over our lives completely. We had to do something about it.

128 Sweaty Summer Days Playing Video Games With My Girlfriend

"Hey man, get outta here. Your girlfriend's waiting for ya".

I stopped doing what I was doing and went out to her. She gave me a hug and sniffed my clothes. Working in a bakery had its perks. When she wanted me though, she wouldn't leave until I stopped working at what I was doing and went out to her. She saved many a good summer day for me that way.

127 Visiting Another Town For Ideas During the Great Recession

My hometown was hit pretty bad by the Great Recession. Many of my friends growing up left to other lands or otherwise just vanished. Things weren't going great for me either. One day I decided to visit a town where I used to visit family a lot when I was a kid. It was always such a bustling town which was pretty different to ours. I thought a trip down memory lane would do me good and also to see if I could get any good ideas.

126 Watching 90s Music Videos with the 90s Girlfriend I Never Had

I finally met the girl I grew up dreaming about meeting in the 90s. It took me until the late 2010s but I found her!

125 My Girlfriend Saves me from being Misfiled

Sometimes people get misfiled by accident without any malice behind it. This happened to me and it was like I was erased from existence. Thankfully I wasn't erased from being my girlfriend's boyfriend and she was able to help.

124 Watching DVD Boxsets with my Girlfriend

Frustrated that we couldn't get the internet working, my girlfriend and I dug into the emergency home video entertainment stash. Some of it was dusty. We hadn't used it in a while!