She was enormous. My friend locked me in the room with her. "Hey what's going on?" I said as he locked it. "Don't worry, she's friendly!" he yelled back. I looked at her. She gazed at me with big droopy easy-going eyes, moving towards me.
Friday, 31 August 2018
Thursday, 30 August 2018
61 My Busty Girlfriend Sends me to Dance with Cute Beach Girls
I remember moving in with my girlfriend to her beach house for the summer. It was such a beautiful place I didn't want to leave! Plus, my girlfriend was a gorgeous brunette with a lovely smile and massive knockout tits, each bigger than her head. The only problem that came about was that eventually I literally had no notion of ever leaving the house.
Wednesday, 29 August 2018
60 Back to School with my Girlfriend and Teachers are Already Talking about Christmas Tests
August! It's still August! Why did we have to start school now? Couldn't we wait for a few more days? I hadn't seen 8 o'clock in the morning in a long time. It was chillier than I remembered. I felt warmer when I met my girlfriend at the bus stop. Her hugs gave me some warmth at least.
Tuesday, 28 August 2018
59 Going Blackberry Picking with my Girlfriend and our Dog
Autumn was here and the rush hour traffic of the city was getting worse. Schools and back to school sales were back and that meant I had to spend hours in traffic every morning and evening. It was so nice to see the greenness of my hometown in the countryside and of course, my dog and girlfriend, who were so happy to see me.
Monday, 27 August 2018
58 Smothered By Jynx's Lovely Kisses
After collecting all the Pokémon, I started battling other people. I was more into collecting than battling, but other Pokémon players just wanted to battle and would challenge me everywhere I went, so I just went along with it.
Sunday, 26 August 2018
57 The Girl in the Leather Jacket who was Passionate about Catholic Singing
My Confirmation was coming up and our teacher had us march to the church every afternoon to practise our singing. There was no mass on so we had the use of the place. Not another soul was here from the parish except for this older girl in a leather jacket who kept smiling at me.
Saturday, 25 August 2018
56 My Girlfriend makes me Crispy Bacon Pizza for Dinner
It was a long, lecture filled day at college and I had to make the two mile walk home in the dark winter evening. What kept me going was the thought of my wonderful girlfriend's homemade crispy bacon pizza she was making us for dinner at our warm comfy home. As soon as the time came I got ready and zipped up my jacket.
Friday, 24 August 2018
55 Autumn Amour
My girlfriend and I slowed our pace when we reached the prettiest street in the city. We loved taking our time here and she held my arm closer to her soft pillowy chest. We watched the red and brown leaves fall from the trees.
Thursday, 23 August 2018
54 She Gets Turned On By My Language
Tourist season! The time of year when the bus empties out of scholars and fills up with beautiful ladies from neighbouring countries! One day I was lucky enough to be sitting next to one of them.
Wednesday, 22 August 2018
53 The Arcade That Survived The Recession
I hadn't been to my hometown since my family fled during the Great Recession. When I got a chance to run an errand there I got excited about seeing it again, seeing what happened since. Maybe I would even meet my childhood sweetheart.
Tuesday, 21 August 2018
52 Pizza Delivery Through A Protest March
I wasn't supposed to be hiding behind the counter as I was a delivery guy at this pizza place, but it looked so dangerous outside with the protest march walking by. I thought I could get away with it as business itself was so quiet today, but then the phone rang. Dang. I had to go out into that awful crowd to deliver pizza.
Monday, 20 August 2018
51 SEGA Dreamcast Girlfriend
The internet was a pretty new thing in the late 90s, especially in my hometown. Life offline wasn't the most exciting and I didn't have anyone to share my passion of video games with. When the SEGA Dreamcast came out it offered an answer to my problems.
Sunday, 19 August 2018
50 Amazon Shop Assistant
My favourite place to shop wasn't at a big website, but at a local corner shop where a lovely BIG girl worked.
Saturday, 18 August 2018
49 A Nice Walk Away From The Job Zombies
All I wanted to do was to get home to my girlfriend and our dog. Everyone I met on the footpath and in the supermarket were stopping me to ask me what my job was. When you're unemployed this is no fun. Everywhere I turned, all I could hear was "JOB JOB JOB" like I was surrounded by zombies who only knew that word.
Friday, 17 August 2018
48 The Big Secret Garden
I remember when I first got into birdwatching. I was so fascinated to see rare specimens I explored local areas in more detail, going as far off the beaten path as I could. One day I found a very rare specimen. Not of bird, but of human female, with HUGE tits.
Thursday, 16 August 2018
47 Saved From Cuddle Poverty
I lost everything and was left homeless. I wandered the streets, trying not to be a nuisance but it got very tough very quickly. I was losing strength and hope fast. Then she found me before it was too late.
Wednesday, 15 August 2018
46 Sunday Offline
It was a dull, dreary Sunday afternoon. It was too rainy outside to go anywhere. My girlfriend and I wanted to binge watch a bunch of videos but there was just one problem — the internet was down completely.
Tuesday, 14 August 2018
45 The Last Jedi Remake [first draft]
So there's this Jedi, right. And she's got HUGE boobs. I'm talking big badonkaroos, jumongous jabbathehutteroos. Also she's Luke's girlfriend. Rey sees them and she gets breast envy.
Monday, 13 August 2018
44 Rebel Leader
I sat next to the other poor souls at the government's "attend this or else" seminar. The lady who was speaking went up to the podium and sniffed at us before speaking. She literally had a perpetually upturned nose which made her seem like she was looking down at whoever she was speaking to. She had the most horrible condescending voice...
Sunday, 12 August 2018
43 Office Breast Rest
I had nowhere else to turn so I poured out my feelings of despair to the lady who was serving me at my appointment.
Saturday, 11 August 2018
42 Busty Teacher vs Petite Girlfriend
My girlfriend in school was a petite little thing. We hung out as much as we were allowed. We chatted a lot during lunch break but for some reason we kept bumping into my teacher I had for English. Usually a very soft squishy bump.
Friday, 10 August 2018
41 It Happened So Fast
I had just broken up with my new girlfriend. I remember our time together very well because we had only been dating for 4 hours.
Thursday, 9 August 2018
40 A Quiet Walk Around The Football Pitch
Neither of us were into football at all so we didn't think much of the local football pitch and how expensive it was to build and keep. We did however, love when no games were being played, because it meant we could go for long quiet walks around it while holding hands.
Wednesday, 8 August 2018
39 Traditional Girls Are Dying Out
She was the most smiley girl in school. She was always happy and it was because she was in love with me. I knew she was in love with me because she baked cakes for me everyday. Cakes with icing that read "I F*!#ING LOVE YOU" on them.
Tuesday, 7 August 2018
38 Artificial Sweetener VS The Real Thing
After a long and thirsty journey I came across two shops side by side that sold cold drinks. I noticed the people who were going into the bigger shop with the massive banners were smiling, whereas the people who were going into the old fashioned and more humble shop were frowning.
Monday, 6 August 2018
37 Singing Small and Humble
I couldn't stand the radio but the girls at the place where I worked had to have it on all the time. Their favourite chart-topping pop song came on a lot and they had to turn the volume all the way up when it did. It was a song about big butts and small chests and kicking guys in the balls. There was a line that actually said "Pears are better than melons". Bleh.
Sunday, 5 August 2018
36 Fond Kindly Ladies
When I had a job in a supermarket as a teenager I was being hit on by a lot of the old ladies who were regulars. You could say it was an occupational hazard just for the opportunity to afford some video games, but I saw it as one of the perks!
Saturday, 4 August 2018
35 Milk House
I was nervous about meeting my girlfriend's family. I was even more nervous in case they'd ask what she did with me when we were alone together. You see, she was very much into breastfeeding as a fetish. Her breasts were quite large too and well... there was always a lot to feed on.
Friday, 3 August 2018
34 Jobless Friends
I was unemployed for a while. I quickly realised that all everybody wanted to talk about was jobs. If I was meeting someone for the first time, I would be asked what my job was before I was asked what my name was. I got so tired of it that I avoided speaking to people entirely. However, I still got asked. When I did I just told them I didn't work. This usually stunned people into silence. It was a great way to filter people out! I didn't expect HER to respond the way she did though.
Thursday, 2 August 2018
33 Umbrella Knight
It finally rained again. Don't get me wrong, it was nice to get a break from the rain, but the heatwave went on for so long that the grass was starting to lose its colour.
Not everyone was happy about it either. The first chance I got to have a day out in ages, it rained heavily. I stood at the entrance to the bus shelter, waiting for the rain to let up. There was a lovely rainbow I could've watched for ages, but the movie I wanted to see at the cinema was starting soon. Then I saw her, a lone figure carrying an umbrella.
Not everyone was happy about it either. The first chance I got to have a day out in ages, it rained heavily. I stood at the entrance to the bus shelter, waiting for the rain to let up. There was a lovely rainbow I could've watched for ages, but the movie I wanted to see at the cinema was starting soon. Then I saw her, a lone figure carrying an umbrella.
Wednesday, 1 August 2018
32 L'anarchiste
I arrived at my appointment. The man interviewing me had a city accent. "Good morning. For security purposes we run our interviews where the client wears handcuffs and a big shiny red nose that lights up and gives you the full force of a punch in the face if you're caught lying." I hated coming to these appointments.
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