So there's this Jedi, right. And she's got HUGE boobs. I'm talking big badonkaroos, jumongous jabbathehutteroos. Also she's Luke's girlfriend. Rey sees them and she gets breast envy.
She's all like "How did you come back to life?" and Luke's all like "I'm Luke friggin Skywalker" and shrugs, before walking off with his huge titty gf.
Rey has more questions so she runs after them, babbling more questions. She's suddenly silenced when Luke's huge titty gf takes out her massive mamabooboos which gives her breast envy again. Rey looks at the camera and says "I thought this was a Disney movie?!"
Luke fetches his drink container and attaches it to his huge titty gf's sweet teat, filling it up with delicious milk. He pulls it off and takes a big slug. Creamy white milk covers his whiskers. He looks at the camera and gives a wink "It sure is!"
[first draft]
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