488 She Almost Lost Her Head

I once went out with a girl whose body and mind often disagreed with each other. In fact, they disagreed with each other so much that she was able to disconnect her head from her body.

487 David S. Pumpkins' Dancing Skeleton Girls

David S. Pumpkins suddenly appeared in front of me.

"Wah! Who are you??" I yelped.

"I'm David Pumpkins!" The grinning man said to me, making finger guns. Suddenly, a curvy woman dressed as a beat boy skeleton appeared and started dancing very close to me.

486 Shy Bedbody

I was in the mood to meet a big fat girl with big fat breasts one day, so I got ready and went out for a nice walk. A little girl tugged on me and told me she wanted me to meet her sister.

485 Shallow Pals

One of the reasons I found dating was always a nightmare for me was due to other guys trying to woo the girl I was trying to woo. Even if I just found her attractive without having any particular intentions, a guy would show up outta nowhere and look at me like I was his eternal rival. I wanted every dude in the world to get lost and let me love in peace.

484 Greedy Attention-Seeking Girl Gets Cursed

Attention was a currency in school. A very greedy girl who was ugly on the inside had a lot of it but wasn't satisfied and always tried to exploit me for my attention. Unfortunately for her, I had a girlfriend, a fiery, passionate and incredibly powerful lover.

483 My Girlfriend Begs Another Girl to Kiss Me With Her Huge Lips

I was hanging out with my girlfriend one day when a girl walked by with huge, soft red lips. My girlfriend said "Wow... you see that?". "See what?" I asked her. "That girl with the LIPS!" she said back. I blushed. I noticed alright but didn't want to let on...

482 The Very Friendly Ghost

One dark evening I was out for a night walk when I came across a beautiful girl with a very sad face. I wasn't that good at talking to girls but somehow I felt less afraid here than normal. I said "hi" to her when I passed her. She gasped and said "Hello!" back in such a friendly way that I felt compelled to stop and hang around for a while. She looked at me for a moment and then smiled widely. It made me weak at the knees.

481 Growth Spurt Wars

My childhood friend was always bigger than me. She had a big, wide, rounded body and was much taller than me. She used to dote on me and pat me on the head, calling me her sweet baby. As a kid, it annoyed me to no end.

480 She Came From the TV

The time came to throw out the old CRT TV and bring in one of those newfangled flat screens. I felt sad about doing this and when the time came, I heard a girl's voice cry out "Please! Don't!"

479 I'm in Love With the Most Hated Woman in the City

Some time after my girlfriend rescued me from slavery, she started activism to reveal to the world about the horrible regime that enslaved me. When no one would listen to her, she turned to vandalism with extremely offensive graffiti. That got attention.

478 I'd Kill For You, My Love

I got home super late from the Public Department of Pointless Crap and my girlfriend was worried sick. She clung to me desperately and asked what happened. I said I had to fill mountains of paperwork and I was so tired I fell asleep in her arms. She took me to bed, vowing revenge on the powers that be...

477 Social Media Robot

One day a little robot came up to me in the park. I couldn't believe it when I saw it when it tugged at my pant leg. It said "Could you please come to see my mistress?" It was so cute I couldn't say no, so I went along with it home to his mistress' place.

476 Dystopian No Love Future

I unplugged the TV and put it in the closet. I couldn't take it anymore. The news was reporting yet another story about how "evil" men were. Then it would be a movie about the evil man, a programme about another evil man and the weather report, where it was gonna be raining evil men. I decided to go outside.

475 Big Tits Graffiti

I love big breasts but I was always embarrassed about it because it was viewed as perverse or toxic or whatever. As time went on, I found it harder and harder to conceal my love for them and thanks to a video that went viral on the internet, my reputation and character were smeared.

474 She Sang and Made the Clothes Melt Off My Body

She got up on stage and looked straight at me. She said "This song is for a very special boy" and got to singing.

473 Talking Friends (edited)

I met this lady who was friendly but quiet, and she always seemed exhausted. I liked her quite a lot and thought a lot about her friends, who were very beautiful. One day she came up to me and said "My friends would like to talk to you".

472 Lonely Emergency

The girls in my class at school were horrible. They called me stuff like "stalker" and "entitled" and "toxic", even though I never did anything to anyone. One day, a girl from another country joined our class. She had a friendly face and big soft lips. She was very different.

471 The Girl I Found Attractive But No One Else Did

I met this nice girl and we quickly became friends. She was easy-going, chatty and not as skittish as girls would usually be. Also I was crazy hot for her.

470 A Hot Mysterious Girl Heals My Broken Heart

A girl I liked, or thought I liked treated me very badly. She did unspeakable, horrible things to me, even in public in front of other people. She knocked me down on the ground and was about to deliver the killing blow when a gorgeous, beautiful girl appeared and vowed to protect me.

469 Nice Long Blonde Hair from the Tower

I took a leisurely walk in the countryside when I happened across a tower. Up, in the tower, was a gorgeous blonde girl looking out the top window, smiling down at me. She waved to me and I waved back. She then let her hair down, which flowed like a lovely blonde waterfall all down to the ground in front of me. Just when I thought I was living in a fairy tale, the hair came to life and wrapped itself around my arms and legs!

468 Predetermined Psychic Girlfriend

I had girlfriends where I couldn't hide anything from them apart from my thoughts. I could think what I liked as long as I kept it in my own head. One day however I met a girl who could read minds.

467 Predators of a Parallel World

I came across a weird inter-dimensional portal and thought it was gonna take me to a weird cool new world, but it was the exact same place... or so I thought. People were largely the same but the women looked at me in a certain weird way.

466 My Slimy Girlfriend Has a Cute Face

I explored dungeons, finding treasures and fighting monsters, but I never met anyone like my girlfriend. I thought she was just another monster at first but when I saw her big eyes, fluttering eyelashes and friendly face, I knew she was something... someone special.

465 My Girlfriend Cures my Fear of Breasts

My whole life I was threatened with violence if I even glanced at a girl's breasts. This had a bad effect on me and I ended up having trouble relating to them. Then I met my girlfriend.

464 Letting Her Take Me In

She acted very gently. It took a long time for us to get to the lovemaking stage and she really wanted to be with me, but I had to deal with the trauma of past abuse...

463 Reclimbing Boob Mountains

I went to the deli of the local shop and a girl I knew from school was now working there. It was a nice nostalgic trip down memory lane, especially when the song "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira came on the radio.

462 My Babysitter's Big Boobs

I had a wonderful babysitter when I was growing up. She was wonderful because she was friendly, warm and kind. She also had very big soft breasts and was very generous with hugs.

461 Horror DVD Shopping

October was now here and my girlfriend was excited. I was watching an online video and she burst into the room saying "Let's go DVD shopping!" I was like "Okay..." and checked what year it was before we went out.

460 Establishing the Classroom Base

My three girlfriends and I stood by the classroom door, waiting anxiously for our teacher to open it. It was the start of the year and we had to pick and choose our seats for the year quickly.

459 My Girlfriend Ate My Homework Time

When I got home my girlfriend leaped up into my arms and covered me in kisses. "How was school? I missed you so much!" she said. "Good but I missed you too..." I said back, holding her in my arms. "Let's watch movies and eat pizza!" she suggested. "Oh sorry babe, I got homework" I said, and she gave me this look.

458 Don't Tell My Girlfriend What to Do

My girlfriend never left my side and always had at least one hand on me and vice versa. Some jerk showed up one day to try and separate us for more than a few minutes.