I got home super late from the Public Department of Pointless Crap and my girlfriend was worried sick. She clung to me desperately and asked what happened. I said I had to fill mountains of paperwork and I was so tired I fell asleep in her arms. She took me to bed, vowing revenge on the powers that be...
Some time later I woke up in our bed to a message from my girlfriend. It simply said "This is for you, my love x" and there was a video attached.
The video showed her standing in front of the PD PC building, waving and blowing a kiss at the camera. She kept the camera rolling and burst into the building. Receptionists were like "Can I help y-" and before they could answer, my girlfriend grabs her face and gouges her eyes out with her bare hands. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Next, security guards came up to her and she made a complete mess of them, tearing their genitalia off and leaving them writing in pain. Next she went into the various offices, ripping apart the various employees. I saw the one who was dealing with me earlier and she gave him the most gruesome death of all, ripping and tearing parts of his body off and shoving them down his throat. The video continued for several minutes and I couldn't stop watching.
Finally it showed my girlfriend leaving the building and making a political graffiti statement on the walls, all written in blood. Then she turned the camera to her smiling, blood splattered face, blowing me a kiss and saying "This is for you, my love!" before the video cut out.
I sat up and looked around frantically for the TV remote control, giving it a dusting before switching on the news. They reported that a hate criminal murdered innocent hard workers and they blamed the violence on video games.
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