640 Applying for a Girlfriend

I didn't have a girlfriend so I headed down to the local girlfriend office to apply for a girlfriend. I got asked some invasive and irrelevant questions. I also got a huge stack of paperwork to fill in.

639 Overground Quarantine Bunker

I sat in the living room of my floating apartment with my robot girlfriend. We watched a bit of news. Yup. The pandemic was still going on. It had been almost two weeks since we took refuge above the clouds. I was beginning to forget what the world below looked like.

638 Emergency Drink(edited)

 A lady who was very thirsty ran up to me one day in a panic. "Please! Give me something to drink!" she said.

637 Sharing a Crisp

It became illegal to share crisps for some reason. Specifically crisps. It became impossible to have a girlfriend when that law came in, so I used time travel to help find a girlfriend.

636 Delivering Food During the Pandemic

My girlfriend wasn't a job zombie, but she did work... for a delivery company. She had to make deliveries by motorcycle. When the job zombies told everyone to stop working because of the pandemic, she was still working.

635 Self-Isolating on a Deserted Island

One morning my girlfriend and I were dozing in bed when a group of burly women in uniform burst in and grabbed us. They took us to the roof of my girlfriend's apartment build and into a helicopter that took us away from the city and out over the ocean.

634 Offbeat Pizza

My girlfriend and I couldn't go to the centre of the city anymore. It was in ruins. We had no choice but to go somewhere else for pizza. We headed for the hills.

633 Not Another Chicken Restaurant

My girlfriend and I walked past dozens of restaurants with all kinds of exotic names. However, they all had one thing in common. All they served was chicken, only with different sauces.

632 Broken Ice

One day a gigantic pillar of ice appeared in the middle of the village that reached high into the sky and could be seen for miles around. However, we went on with our lives.

631 Picnic in the Deserted City Street

My girlfriend and I were driven outside from eating nothing but noodles for days. We turned off the news and curfew orders and went outside.

630 The News Sucks but The Weather Rules

I gave up saying "Any news?" as a greeting and started saying "Nice day!" instead. It was because the news was really really bad and made everyone depressed. It even endeared some girls to me, even one girl who I wouldn't normally meet...

629 Virtual Truants

One morning I opened up my college e-mail to a message from my lecturer, complaining that attendance was bad for our virtual class. I rubbed my eyes and groaned. I couldn't believe this was happening. My girlfriend came up behind me and used my shoulder as a pillow, asking me what was up in her sultry tired voice.

628 Spin the Bottle and Big Lips

I was coaxed into playing spin the bottle with a group of friendly looking people. One of them was a girl with huge red lips. She spun the bottle and it pointed to me.

627 Winter Sunshine Field

The cold winter day was even colder in the shade. However there was a dry patch of grass the sun was shining on. My girlfriend grabbed me and pulled me down into it.

626 No Pinching Allowed

I was watching TV one morning when someone in a suit appeared for an emergency broadcast. They called for an all-out ban on pinching. It sounded reasonable enough though kind of unnecessary, but I knew at least one gal with huge breasts who wasn't going to like this.

625 How Social Distancing Affected my Harem

It broke my heart when I had to tell the girls the bad news. I didn't want any of them getting sick, so I had to tell them, but I was going to miss not being around them for a while. I promised to stay in touch online and stuff, and that's when things got crazy.

624 Looking out over a Quiet City

My girlfriend and I went to the top floor of a multi-storey car park, or at least one of the ones that was still open.

623 Protecting my Girlfriend Against the Virus

I couldn't sleep. I was glued to the news about the global pandemic. The virus had spread to our area and I was terrified. I didn't want to wake my girlfriend, so I left her snoozing peacefully. I had to take action though.

622 My Giantess Girlfriend is Not Allowed to Hug Me

It took a while for me to recover from last time but my bones healed. Despite warnings from others I went to see my girlfriend again, because I loved her. After all, she often looked in my hospital window to check on me.

621 Biohazard Revenge on the Job Zombies

I was ordered to attend appointments or else face poverty and starvation. When the pandemic hit I was still ordered to come or else I would be poor as well as sick. Things were looking bleak.

620 Exclusive Cinema

My girlfriend and I sat on the couch in the lobby of the cinema. It was closed down due to the quarantine order by the government. We looked out the window to see how everyone else was doing.

619 A Game That Isn't Great Anymore

My girlfriend was very excited when she heard I could install games from her childhood on the computer. She asked for a game that wasn't great but was popular at the time. I sighed and put it on.

618 Hanging with my Girlfriend on a Super Monkey Ball Stage

I stood on the strange platform and void was everywhere else. My girlfriend waved at me to follow and I did. It was very nerve wracking.

617 Working Late Despite the Virus

"What are you doing here?" the caretaker asked me when he saw me at my workstation. Everyone had gone home except for me. I had stuff to catch up on but he had to lock the place up because of the emergency.

616 Viral Ghost Town

I stepped outside my house after reading about the panic online for so long. Not a soul in sight. How long was I online for? I decided to look around.

615 My Girlfriend goes into Quarantine

My girlfriend's family came back from a trip to visit their relatives. When they came back they had to go into quarantine.

614 Enjoying the New Recession

My girlfriend and I looked out the window at all the job zombies commuting. We missed the Great Recession when everything quietened down. Now it was all crowded and dangerous and annoying. That was, until the virus hit and was in the news 24/7.

613 Relaxing After a Week of College

I recently became a student in the city again and I was living the crazy lifestyle. At the weekend I lay around the house recovering from the week, gazing absentmindedly at the internet. I got a phone call from one of my friends in the city.

612 Professional Breast Milk Drinker

An apocalypse of sorts happened. All the jobs were gone and it looked like mankind was finally set free from the scourge of labour. All the job zombies were dead but paradise did not come. Scarcity was still a big problem. I was forced into a different kind of servitude.

611 Sharing the Movie Experience

Two beautiful girls were promoting a film festival. They were handing out confusing fliers to people. When they saw me they both talked to me energetically at the same time in a foreign language. They were pointing at screenshots of a movie they wanted me to see and they offered me a free ticket to go with them. Not inclined to say no, I went along with them.

610 A Surprise with the Sweetness

I found myself in a wild place. Not a natural place, but a noisy place built by man where people came to be wild. A girl came up to me and she looked very sweet. She had a sweet demeanour as well. She made chit chat with me and eventually offered me a taste. She seemed nice enough so I said yes.