My girlfriend and I walked past dozens of restaurants with all kinds of exotic names. However, they all had one thing in common. All they served was chicken, only with different sauces.
We went into one place that didn't have an obvious menu. It was the same story. All they had was chicken.
There was a beef option but it was really expensive. Being as hungry as we were and didn't feel like walking anywhere else, we ordered the beef option.
The waiter was dressed as a chicken and all. He actually put our order down as chicken at first but changed it back to beef when we corrected him. He apologised and said he misheard us. I didn't respond but... how can you mishear "beef" as "chicken"?
We got our meals and the beef looked nice enough! We ate heartily. We looked around us though at the other people eating chicken who had heaps of food on their plates. We were finished and still half hungry.
The guy in the chicken suit came back and asked us if we wanted any more chicken. At this my girlfriend punched him in the head, making his chicken mask twist around before he fell to the ground. "Ahhhh! I needed that!" she said.
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