I was ordered to attend appointments or else face poverty and starvation. When the pandemic hit I was still ordered to come or else I would be poor as well as sick. Things were looking bleak.
I explained to the one dealing with me that I couldn't find a job because of the pandemic, but they still threatened me with poverty. Just then a gang of beautiful ladies broke in to the room.
They subdued the agents of cruelty and placed big goldfish bowls on their heads. They said "See how YOU like being sick!". They then got sprayed with the virus directly. They started getting very sick. They coughed uncontrollably while the ladies hacked into their bank accounts. "See how YOU like being poor and sick!" they said, draining all their money.
The jerks were left all tied up and choking in their goldfish bowls. Meanwhile the ladies gave me some facemasks, hand sanitiser, and took me away with them. I was no longer poor and I was still at risk of getting sick in the pandemic, but I was in much safer hands.
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