549 Working Mom Comes Home

I had everything tidied up for the day and tucked our daughter in to bed. My wife was looking forward to going to bed and so was I to be honest. I missed being close to her.

548 Sleepy Reflective Day at the End of the Year

I sat around the house with my girlfriend, finishing what was left of Christmas snacks and we reflected on the past year, on the best and worst movies and events and stuff.

547 Praying at the Lost Temple

I took a walk through a secluded area, far away from modern civilisation. There was a road I followed, but it hadn't been in use for quite some time. I came across very few people and they were dressed in strange old clothes. They didn't greet me with much warmth. I continued until I came across a church.

546 Taking Advantage of Y2K

Back in 1999 a girl in my class came up to me crying. She was worried she would never have sex before the end of the world in 2000 and begged me to be her partner. I wasn't really into her but she tugged at my heart strings. I agreed to it.

545 Lone Amazonian Heroine

My home village was being attacked by bandits who came and did whatever they pleased, ruining everyone's lives. Hope was running out until she showed up.

544 Texting Christmas Greetings

It was after dinner and everyone in the house was relaxing. Older relatives were sleeping, younger ones were playing with toys and I was absentmindedly looking at the film on TV with the sound off, feeling a bit lonely. Just then my phone buzzed.

543 Blind Date in the Snow

I agreed to go on a blind date and when I got to the meeting place, I came face to face with a huge pack of husky dogs. A head popped up from them and a pretty girl with rosy cheeks pulled back her hood, saying "Hi!"

542 My Busty Girlfriend Tricks me with a Scary Movie

"You'll love this movie, babe!" my girlfriend said to me, her enormous breasts jiggling as we walked to the cinema. "I literally know nothing about it though" I said timidly. She ruffled my hair and said "It's full of girls like ME in it!" before kissing me and rubbing her breast off my face. I backed away shyly and she grabbed me, not letting me get away. "Come on, you'll love it!" she said.

541 A Nightwalk on Christmas Eve

I was at home with my family and everyone was getting distracted or falling asleep. I didn't have a lot to do and the dog was looking at me as if it wanted to go outside, so I decided to take it out for a walk.

540 The Warm Cave

I passed by a cave and it sounded like there was a girl inside who was distressed. I called out to her and she called back, telling me to come in.

539 Ninja Kisses

I came face to face with the beautiful kissing ninja, who declared "Prepare to be kissed!" before assuming a fighting stance. I assumed one as well. Then there was a flash.

538 Early 2000s MTV Girlfriend

I stared at the blank box of my online dating profile, thinking about what to write. I decided on something that took my fancy at the time, an interest in meeting a girl who was into MTV in the early 2000s when there was fun showbiz stuff and when chart music was still consistently good. I was stunned to see that I had gotten a response to that very thing!

537 Enjoying a Show with an Old Flame

I spent many years alone when one day, it was announced that an actor I hadn't seen in a long time was putting on a show with a character he hadn't used in a long time. Memories came flooding back, including ones of an old sweetheart of mine.

536 Pre-Christmas Slump

I didn't have my shopping done, I was getting over a cold, I was running out of money and I felt terrible. My girlfriend was a pillar of strength though and I always felt better meeting up with her.

I urgently wanted to meet with her and when I did, I started crying in front of her. She hugged me and asked me how I was. I talked, babbled and hugged.

535 A Famous Actress With Big Lips Cures My Stuffy Nose

I bumped into one of my favourite celebrities. She was a gorgeous star with big lips. I would've been more excited, but I had a stuffy nose that was making me feel miserable. She saw that I was feeling miserable and asked me was I okay.

534 Escape from the City of Violence

My girlfriend and I stood at the top of a skyscraper building, leaning against the railing. We could see the whole city, the other buildings and skyscrapers. We could also see what was going on below, with the sirens and violence. We thought about stuff and chatted about stuff.

533 My Girlfriend Helps me get over the Flu

I woke up one morning feeling very tired and weak and full of snot. I didn't want to do anything except stay in bed. My girlfriend rushed to my side and stayed with me.

532 Can I Have this Seat?

I got out of the house just for the sake of it and went to a bar. I didn't usually go as it wasn't my thing, but I was feeling out of it.

When I got there I saw many beautiful girls, one of whom came up to me and asked "Can I have this seat?"

531 My Girlfriend Makes Me Feel Less Unlucky

It wasn't my day. I was falling over things, bumping into things and was generally accident prone. It got all bummed out over it too. My girlfriend saw me so unhappy and gave me a hug, saying we'd do something special.

530 Job Zombie College Programme

I was enjoying college. I liked every subject except for the slave labour module, which was mandatory and absolutely horrible. Luckily my girlfriend stepped in to help.

529 Job Zombie Election Apocalypse

The election was really crappy. All the candidates promised jobs. All the hollering constituents were job zombies themselves. Meanwhile, those of us opposed to slavery were mostly unheard.

528 Racquetball Girl

When I got on in years I would walk past the old racquetball court. There wasn't any life in the place until recently, when I suddenly started hearing activity in there while on my walks. I met a pretty girl in there once when I was younger. One evening, I decided to visit old memories.

527 The Wrong Stop

I woke up on the train and knew I was in the wrong place. Nothing looked familiar and I panicked a little. I didn't cause too much trouble, but I managed to get off the train before it got any further. When I got off it was in a place where it was full of women and they all stared at me.

526 Making out with a Frog Girl

I went to a weird disco one night. Lots of people were in costumes but one was actually the real thing, blending in. She was a hot girl. Much like many other hot girls, except she made froggy noises like "ribbit!" and "croak!"

525 My Dad and I Investigate The Secret of the Mystery on the Mountain

One evening I looked out the kitchen window and saw a mysterious light shining from the mountain road. I said it to my dad and he said it certainly was mysterious. We decided to drive up there to check it out.

524 My Girlfriend's Gun

I was on my way to meet my girlfriend. I saw her in the distance and some guy came up to her and started hitting on her. Then she hit on him, with her gun. I knew I didn't have to hurry.

523 Chocolate Orange Sponge Cake

I met a very big girl who liked dressing in orange. Her body wobbled  with her huge breasts heaving around the place. She asked me if I liked chocolate orange sponge cakes. I said I did.

522 Random Outbursts of Song

My girlfriend gets passionate when she sings. When she starts singing I know I'm in trouble. It could be in the middle of nowhere, it could be in the middle of a crowd, but she will spontaneously explode into song.

521 My Girlfriend's Video Game Collection

"I like games too!" said my girlfriend. "Come to my place and I'll show you my collection!" I thought this was some charming pick up line, but when I got to her place, she turned on the lights and my jaw dropped as light fell on shelves upon shelves full of classic games.

520 In the Land of Hot Girls Clubs

It was club signup day. I had to join one for my final grade. The problem was that it was kind of weird... The stands advertising their clubs were named "boy kissing club", "sex with boys club", "tickling boys club", "kiss and tickle boys club", "tickle boys and have sex with them club" and so on.

519 Nursed Back to Health with Kisses

My legs were in bad shape from an injury and it was frustrating to walk. Things were looking bleak until this beautiful nurse showed up.

518 Playing Video Games on the School TV

One day in school, many classes got cancelled. We still had to stay around though and be supervised because of some weird insurance thing and attendance and stuff or whatever. It was a pretty boring day. At lunchtime however, my girlfriend and I were at the shops and saw that they were selling a retro knockoff console.

517 Ordinary Friday

I woke up to someone knocking on my bedroom window. I forgot why I was getting up this morning. I opened the window to my girlfriend all excited. She told me to hurry up as she wanted to see bargain hunters kick the crap out of each other.

516 Popular Girl Learns She's Been Fighting for the Wrong Cause All Along

My whole class was getting ready for the walkout and going on the protest. It was a good cause, but it wasn't the one I was interested in. I was getting fed up of no one caring or even being aware of the cause I cared about, so I decided to put my walkout to good use.

515 Obnoxious New Mother

At home my sister burst in through the door. "I just had another baby so I'm entitled to anything and everything. GIMME"

My girlfriend grabbed my hand and we went to my bedroom to get away from it all. Felt sorry for my parents though.

514 The Dumb Fat Selfish Idiot Who Smokes in the Bus Queue

There was this moron who stood in the queue for the bus and started smoking, poisoning the air for everyone around them. Out of politeness I put up with it. My girlfriend had a different approach...

513 Hell Spat Her Back Out

One day I came across a huge hole that seemed to be bottomless. I looked in there and it was just inky darkness. Then I heard some belching and screaming coming from there.

512 Intense Fangirl

There was this girl I thought was really cute but my friends warned me about her. They said she was a weirdo who was really into a certain toy franchise. I could see that she was wearing the franchise character all over her clothes. It was unusual but I still thought she was really cute. I decided to check the franchise out.

511 My Girlfriend's Ex Returns

One day my girlfriend was looking nervous. I asked her what was wrong and she said he ex was coming. Coming whether we liked it or not.

510 Overwhelming Love on Social Media

My girlfriend loved Twitter and was always trying to get me to sign up. Eventually I did. She immediately sent me mushy messages of love! I smiled and sent some back. She responded, saying "I LOVE YOU MORE!!!!" and it became a "love-off" challenge.

509 Escape From The Job Zombie Debate Club

I tried out a few social clubs in college. One of them was about fighting for rights and I wanted to check it out. Unfortunately, it was full of job zombies.

508 Idiot Deathmatch

It was the biggest school event ever. The worst person I ever knew was fighting the worst person my girlfriend ever knew. The whole school gathered at the fight... except for us. We watched the whole event via someone who was livestreaming the event on their phone.

507 Creepy Lights in the Middle of the Night

For a while at night, I would look out the window and could see a creepy light in the distance flashing. For ages I wondered what it was. Then I realised it was in morse code.

506 Shy Camera

I was filming a girl to help her make her vlog. She was a very busty and shapely girl and I was trying to stay respectful with the camera. Suddenly she asked "Why aren't you zooming in on my tits?"

505 If You Date in the Game you Date for Real

In the corner of a DVD shop I spotted a video game that seemed pretty different. It was one of those weird Japanese budget titles that offered the promise of something completely original. I bought it at a bargain price.

504 Running Across Rooftops

One night I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I walked through streets that were quiet until I got surrounded by big dark figures with weapons. Just when everything seemed dark I found myself high above the streets, being carried across rooftops.

503 Random Helicopter Girl

One day I was minding my own business, chilling in a field. A helicopter came out of nowhere and landed near me. A really hot girl got out of the pilot seat and came out to me.

502 Butter Melting Mouth

I sat down with my girlfriend for some good old bread and butter for supper. Only problem was, the butter was straight out of the fridge and it was hard as a rock.

501 Emergency Curry

It was the middle of the night and I couldn't sleep. I had a stuffy nose and a dry mouth and I couldn't breathe the way I wanted to. It was frustrating and lonely. Suddenly I got a text from my girlfriend. "Made extra curry. Want some?". I immediately responded "yes".

500 Beautiful Terminators

Robots started appearing from the future. They were shaped like incredibly beautiful women. Why did they come here? When asked, they said they wanted to "destroy feminism"

499 Commuting with Late Night Party Girl

It was the last bus of the night. She got on and she was staggering and giggling. Then she saw me and said hi, sitting next to me, tossing her lovely soft blonde hair around. She did all this and she was a complete stranger.

498 Kiss Internship

Part of my studies required me to give free labour to some jerk. Time was running out and I hadn't chosen to give my free time to anyone. Multiple times I was threatened with getting a failing grade and things were looking bleak. Suddenly a beautiful, kind girl said she'd take me under her wing.

497 Kiss Toll

I was in a hurry to get to my next class, but a girl stood in the doorway, using her body to block me. "You gotta pay the toll! One kiss!" she said, puckering her lips.

496 Fantastic Nosage

It was another sleepless night where I couldn't breathe through my nose. My girlfriend was tired of seeing me so miserable and walking around the house like the world was ending, so she decided to do something. She went to her laboratory.

495 Praise The Youth

A family moved into the neighbourhood to start a new life. We gave them a welcome party. They had an adorable little girl who looked very quiet and sad. I said hi to her and told her a few jokes. She smiled.

494 Terrifying Make Up

I got captured and everything went dark. I woke up tied to a chair in a room with no windows, just a door and another chair in front of me. I waited for a long time. At one stage, a pretty and smartly dressed lady came into the room and sat on the chair on front of me. She ignored me and started putting on make up.

493 Prize of the Princess

I hid inside a cannon to escape the princess, who was madly in love with me. She searched the castle high and low and I heard her several times run past my hiding place, calling my name. A sneeze gave me away, making her go "Aha!" fumbling with the cannon. Suddenly I was flying through the air as she set it off, making me fly through the air into the enemy's castle.

492 Sweater Weather

I came home from a short walk to the bottle bank. My girlfriend was home from work early and, being one of the first cold days of the year, I knew she was doing something crazy like building an igloo or something, even though there wasn't any snow.

491 Blanket Weather

I came home from town one cold day and knew my girlfriend would be home from work early. I also knew that since this was one of the first cold days, she would be building a pillow fort for warmth or something. I stepped inside the house cautiously...

490 Snot Girl

I did an unpaid internship in a mad scientist's laboratory. One day, I breached one of the health & safety rules by sneezing into the vat of weird goopy goop. Suddenly it started bubbling and the form of a shapely girl with pigtails emerged from the goop.

489 Hotel Hallway

Hanging around the same old places was getting me down, so I decided on a change of scene to meet and mingle with new women. However, the journey was so draining that when I got to my hotel, I didn't want to leave.

488 She Almost Lost Her Head

I once went out with a girl whose body and mind often disagreed with each other. In fact, they disagreed with each other so much that she was able to disconnect her head from her body.

487 David S. Pumpkins' Dancing Skeleton Girls

David S. Pumpkins suddenly appeared in front of me.

"Wah! Who are you??" I yelped.

"I'm David Pumpkins!" The grinning man said to me, making finger guns. Suddenly, a curvy woman dressed as a beat boy skeleton appeared and started dancing very close to me.

486 Shy Bedbody

I was in the mood to meet a big fat girl with big fat breasts one day, so I got ready and went out for a nice walk. A little girl tugged on me and told me she wanted me to meet her sister.

485 Shallow Pals

One of the reasons I found dating was always a nightmare for me was due to other guys trying to woo the girl I was trying to woo. Even if I just found her attractive without having any particular intentions, a guy would show up outta nowhere and look at me like I was his eternal rival. I wanted every dude in the world to get lost and let me love in peace.

484 Greedy Attention-Seeking Girl Gets Cursed

Attention was a currency in school. A very greedy girl who was ugly on the inside had a lot of it but wasn't satisfied and always tried to exploit me for my attention. Unfortunately for her, I had a girlfriend, a fiery, passionate and incredibly powerful lover.

483 My Girlfriend Begs Another Girl to Kiss Me With Her Huge Lips

I was hanging out with my girlfriend one day when a girl walked by with huge, soft red lips. My girlfriend said "Wow... you see that?". "See what?" I asked her. "That girl with the LIPS!" she said back. I blushed. I noticed alright but didn't want to let on...

482 The Very Friendly Ghost

One dark evening I was out for a night walk when I came across a beautiful girl with a very sad face. I wasn't that good at talking to girls but somehow I felt less afraid here than normal. I said "hi" to her when I passed her. She gasped and said "Hello!" back in such a friendly way that I felt compelled to stop and hang around for a while. She looked at me for a moment and then smiled widely. It made me weak at the knees.

481 Growth Spurt Wars

My childhood friend was always bigger than me. She had a big, wide, rounded body and was much taller than me. She used to dote on me and pat me on the head, calling me her sweet baby. As a kid, it annoyed me to no end.

480 She Came From the TV

The time came to throw out the old CRT TV and bring in one of those newfangled flat screens. I felt sad about doing this and when the time came, I heard a girl's voice cry out "Please! Don't!"

479 I'm in Love With the Most Hated Woman in the City

Some time after my girlfriend rescued me from slavery, she started activism to reveal to the world about the horrible regime that enslaved me. When no one would listen to her, she turned to vandalism with extremely offensive graffiti. That got attention.

478 I'd Kill For You, My Love

I got home super late from the Public Department of Pointless Crap and my girlfriend was worried sick. She clung to me desperately and asked what happened. I said I had to fill mountains of paperwork and I was so tired I fell asleep in her arms. She took me to bed, vowing revenge on the powers that be...

477 Social Media Robot

One day a little robot came up to me in the park. I couldn't believe it when I saw it when it tugged at my pant leg. It said "Could you please come to see my mistress?" It was so cute I couldn't say no, so I went along with it home to his mistress' place.

476 Dystopian No Love Future

I unplugged the TV and put it in the closet. I couldn't take it anymore. The news was reporting yet another story about how "evil" men were. Then it would be a movie about the evil man, a programme about another evil man and the weather report, where it was gonna be raining evil men. I decided to go outside.

475 Big Tits Graffiti

I love big breasts but I was always embarrassed about it because it was viewed as perverse or toxic or whatever. As time went on, I found it harder and harder to conceal my love for them and thanks to a video that went viral on the internet, my reputation and character were smeared.

474 She Sang and Made the Clothes Melt Off My Body

She got up on stage and looked straight at me. She said "This song is for a very special boy" and got to singing.

473 Talking Friends (edited)

I met this lady who was friendly but quiet, and she always seemed exhausted. I liked her quite a lot and thought a lot about her friends, who were very beautiful. One day she came up to me and said "My friends would like to talk to you".

472 Lonely Emergency

The girls in my class at school were horrible. They called me stuff like "stalker" and "entitled" and "toxic", even though I never did anything to anyone. One day, a girl from another country joined our class. She had a friendly face and big soft lips. She was very different.

471 The Girl I Found Attractive But No One Else Did

I met this nice girl and we quickly became friends. She was easy-going, chatty and not as skittish as girls would usually be. Also I was crazy hot for her.

470 A Hot Mysterious Girl Heals My Broken Heart

A girl I liked, or thought I liked treated me very badly. She did unspeakable, horrible things to me, even in public in front of other people. She knocked me down on the ground and was about to deliver the killing blow when a gorgeous, beautiful girl appeared and vowed to protect me.

469 Nice Long Blonde Hair from the Tower

I took a leisurely walk in the countryside when I happened across a tower. Up, in the tower, was a gorgeous blonde girl looking out the top window, smiling down at me. She waved to me and I waved back. She then let her hair down, which flowed like a lovely blonde waterfall all down to the ground in front of me. Just when I thought I was living in a fairy tale, the hair came to life and wrapped itself around my arms and legs!

468 Predetermined Psychic Girlfriend

I had girlfriends where I couldn't hide anything from them apart from my thoughts. I could think what I liked as long as I kept it in my own head. One day however I met a girl who could read minds.

467 Predators of a Parallel World

I came across a weird inter-dimensional portal and thought it was gonna take me to a weird cool new world, but it was the exact same place... or so I thought. People were largely the same but the women looked at me in a certain weird way.

466 My Slimy Girlfriend Has a Cute Face

I explored dungeons, finding treasures and fighting monsters, but I never met anyone like my girlfriend. I thought she was just another monster at first but when I saw her big eyes, fluttering eyelashes and friendly face, I knew she was something... someone special.

465 My Girlfriend Cures my Fear of Breasts

My whole life I was threatened with violence if I even glanced at a girl's breasts. This had a bad effect on me and I ended up having trouble relating to them. Then I met my girlfriend.

464 Letting Her Take Me In

She acted very gently. It took a long time for us to get to the lovemaking stage and she really wanted to be with me, but I had to deal with the trauma of past abuse...

463 Reclimbing Boob Mountains

I went to the deli of the local shop and a girl I knew from school was now working there. It was a nice nostalgic trip down memory lane, especially when the song "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira came on the radio.

462 My Babysitter's Big Boobs

I had a wonderful babysitter when I was growing up. She was wonderful because she was friendly, warm and kind. She also had very big soft breasts and was very generous with hugs.

461 Horror DVD Shopping

October was now here and my girlfriend was excited. I was watching an online video and she burst into the room saying "Let's go DVD shopping!" I was like "Okay..." and checked what year it was before we went out.

460 Establishing the Classroom Base

My three girlfriends and I stood by the classroom door, waiting anxiously for our teacher to open it. It was the start of the year and we had to pick and choose our seats for the year quickly.

459 My Girlfriend Ate My Homework Time

When I got home my girlfriend leaped up into my arms and covered me in kisses. "How was school? I missed you so much!" she said. "Good but I missed you too..." I said back, holding her in my arms. "Let's watch movies and eat pizza!" she suggested. "Oh sorry babe, I got homework" I said, and she gave me this look.

458 Don't Tell My Girlfriend What to Do

My girlfriend never left my side and always had at least one hand on me and vice versa. Some jerk showed up one day to try and separate us for more than a few minutes.

457 Scientist Wife

One of my childhood friends was a girl who loved science and was amazingly intelligent. I was delighted when she chose me to be her boyfriend, eventual husband and father of our children.

456 My Girlfriend Convinces me Velma from Scooby-Doo! is Hot

I was hanging out with my girlfriend when we were checking out some top 10 list of hottest cartoon babes online. "Where's Velma from Scooby-Doo?" she said and I was like "Huh? You mean Daphne, right?" She gave me a look.

455 My Girlfriend's Busty Friend

My girlfriend's friend was over for dinner. My girlfriend had big tits but her friend's were even bigger. I gotta admit, I was pretty hot and bothered the whole time we ate. After dinner, I went to our room to recover...

454 Our New Prison Escape Plan

My girlfriend and I sat at our usual table in the cafeteria. We noticed it was getting more crowded with dangerous looking people so we drew up an exit plan.

453 My Busty Girlfriend Distracts Me From Paranormal Research

I was burning the midnight oil, doing research on a particular topic. Out of nowhere my girlfriend comes up from behind me and whispers in my ear "Whatcha doin'?"

452 Defenestration of a Dictator

My girlfriend marched me to the office. "Now" she said "Tell me which one of these offices belongs to your boss" I pointed it out and she was in through the front doors like a shot.

451 Girlfriend For Free

I once had an exceptionally beautiful girlfriend and when we were together it often turned heads. One girl who saw us nodded and smirked and came right up to us, asking "How much are you charging him?"

450 Old Meme Girlfriend

I met an unbelievably gorgeous girl and everything was going great with her. The one thing about her though was that she loved to spout old memes and it made me cringe a lot.

449 Hunter Becomes the Hunted

Sometimes I get lonely and look for some company. Nothing wrong with that right? At least I hope there's nothing wrong with it. Set backs are so discouraging. Then again, sometimes things go too well.

448 No Concept Of Clothes

One time while exploring I found a place that seemed untouched and uncharted. There, I found the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and she was completely naked and unfazed about it.

447 First Tacos

My girlfriend treated me to Mexican food. I never had it before and I was looking forward to finding out.

446 Sunset Bridge

My girlfriend and I walked over the bridge to get to the bus station. We noticed some people were stopping to take pictures of the sunset, so we hung out a while.

445 Ideal Customer

For a while I worked as an escort of sorts. It was a living and I had some decent customers and some not so good ones, but there was one girl who was just the best customer ever.

444 Four Before Four

My girlfriend's family ran a fried rice bar that did a menu special called the "4 b4 4". It was kind of like similarly named specials from other places, but this was much better.

443 My Girlfriend's Lipstick Gets Everywhere

My girlfriend had the biggest softest lips and I considered myself to be the luckiest guy in the world. When she wore lipstick it was then I realised just how much I relied on her love.

442 Double Crossing Office Diva

My life hung on someone in an office processing a bit of paperwork that would allow me to live life in a kind of halfway decent way. When I got my paperwork in, I was told she was on holidays. That was the first bad sign.

441 My Classmate's Cool Hot Sister

There was a girl in my class who liked me a lot. She was a cute little thing with pigtails and glasses and she kept inviting me to her house for dinner. One day I finally agreed to it.

440 Remember the Girlfriendamo!

Just because I happened to have a girlfriend, it seemed everyone was trying to get me. It got so bad that I was driven to a last stand with people of all kinds trying to get at us.

439 Building Our Revolution

I sat across from an old friend in the cafeteria of a reeducation centre I was sent to. I knew her from happier times and now we were both sent here by evil politicians. We started talking.

438 All Chocolate Kit Kat Chunky

When I was a kid, chocolate bars were kind of expensive. Cheaper chocolate bars had wafer inside. The most popular girl in the schoolyard was the one who always got all chocolate Kit Kats, thanks to her amazing luck.

437 Tribal Praise

My girlfriend and I were on a journey when we met a tribal lady. She was very tall, very strong looking and very beautiful. She looked at me for some time.

436 The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway

I liked to see my girlfriend who lived in the mountains. I didn't get to do it very often, but it was always worth it.

435 My Girlfriend Teaches My Sister a Lesson

My girlfriend was always looking forward to meeting my family but I kept putting it off. There came a point where I couldn't really put it off any longer and I brought her home to meet everyone.

434 Chatting with my Wife, The Queen

I didn't have much time to speak with my wife as she was so busy, even though she was pregnant.

433 My Part Time Job in High School

I had a job in high school. It wasn't a paper round or anything like that. I was working with girls. A typical client would come up to me and say "Can you do me now? I have a stressful class in 20 minutes"

432 The Girl Who Started Screaming in a Fast Food Place For No Reason

My girlfriend and I went for a nice meal at a fast food place. Suddenly, a crow-faced girl started yelling out loud for no reason.

431 The Bed of Pillowy Breasts

The bed looked inviting and it was all mine for the night. I was so tired all I could see was a bed full of pillows. Little did I know that it was a bed full of very well endowed women.

430 False Accuser Gets Run Over by a Big Car

I sat on a bench in the schoolyard, waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up. Meanwhile, a popular girl got wind of this and out of jealousy, decided to falsely accuse me of abuse.

429 A Toyboy for Thirtynothings

When I was a teenager I somehow became a toyboy for a lady who was turning 30 years old. She gave me money and gifts for my company. Word got around and soon I was giving my time to many of her friends as well, who also gave me lots of nice things.

428 Sunny Rock

I recently had an accident where my water bottle opened up in my backpack. My electronic stuff was okay but a lot of my books were saturated. My girlfriend had an idea.

427 The Girl Who Stepped Out of my Comics

Growing up I was taught many things about girls. I was taught to think they were perfect when they weren't and I was taught to take what was in front of me, no matter what.

426 Professional Victim's Career End

The professional victim sat back as her latest public accusation was set in motion to ruin another guy's life. What she didn't know was that her latest attack affected the guy's lawyer girlfriend.

425 Taking a Peek Above Ground

My girlfriend and I were part of the community that went underground. We lived good lives and no one bothered us. Occasionally we got curious about what was going on above ground.

424 Leaving the Surface World to Visit My Girlfriend

"Good luck" the bus driver said as he let me off in the middle of the ruined city. He didn't understand why I wanted to get off here. I thanked him and made my way towards the entrance to the underground city, where many people fled. My girlfriend lived down here.

423 Triplet Sisters of Healing

My heart ached for this girl but she was just not interested in me. Worst of all, she took advantage of the fact that I was interested in her. Just before it got too far, her sisters introduced themselves to me.

422 Interrupting Bear

My girlfriend and I went to the park so we could have some quality time together. We spent some time kissing in her car until we got a knock on the window. There, looking in at us, was a bear.

421 Lipstick Kiss Chase

When my girlfriend in school started wearing lipstick she absolutely loved making kiss marks on my face at random times and I had to clean it off afterwards.

420 The Girl who Described Everything as "Like Being on Drugs"

I once knew a girl who described every thing she liked as "Whoa man this is like being on drugs!" This is what life was like with her.

419 Overzealous Murderer Girlfriend

I had a girlfriend that was amazing in every way and she hated anyone who treated me badly... but maybe a little too much...

418 Sleep Kissing

Some people walk in their sleep. My girlfriend kisses in her sleep.

417 Jinkies!

My redhead girlfriend introduced me to one of her friends. She looked me up and down and said "Jinkies!"

416 Diving down to the Convention

I looked down at the city from my airship one mornng, while eating breakfast. I had arranged to meet my girlfriend below.

415 Sweet Jelly Girlfriend

My jelly girlfriend came up to me one day and told me I had been a good boyfriend lately, so she was going to reward me with some sweets!

414 Say hi to your Dad for me!

When I was growing up, ladies in the local area would note in delight how much I looked like my dad. Then they would tell me to "Say hi to your dad for me!"

413 Tomb Raider Generations

I got captured by savages! I was all tied up and looked on helplessly as they got their pot ready for dinner. Suddenly I was rescued by two women!

412 Titspervert Girlfriend

My girlfriend squeezed my chest. "Come on babe, take out them tiddies!" she cooed.

"But honey" I said "We're in public..."

411 Cool Cleavage

While out and about I met this girl who was out for a walk herself. It was a nice day and we got chatting.

410 Random Masochist Girl

One evening a random girl on the street came up to me and got in my face yelling at me to hit her.

409 Girlfriend Virus

My girlfriend put a virus on my computer as a prank.

408 Meeting my Childhood Babysitter Years Later

I met a lady one day who started laughing with joy when she saw me. She ran up to me and started hugging and kissing me. I slowly realised who she was.

407 Unwinding in the Lobby

I met this girl at a hotel party. She was pretty but seemed quiet. I mixed with other people as well.

406 Girlfriend Simulator PD

I searched through archives of old computer games magazines in search of a particular public domain game. Was it real or something I imagined?

405 In the Front Seat

An unbelievably beautiful woman drove up to me one day and offered me a lift. "Howdy! Care for a ride?" I couldn't help but smile and I couldn't say no. She squealed with delight and told me to hop in.

404 Offline due to Lovemaking

I was working very hard on my computer, trying to solve a problem. My girlfriend had other ideas though, and was trying to pull me away for some good quality time.

403 Back in Fashion

For about 10 years, romantic aggression was strongly discouraged in women. It used to be all the rage, and younger people didn't believe me when I told them, but now it was coming back into fashion!

402 Oversleeping and almost missing my date at the fast food place

One evening I went for a nap and overslept. When I woke up, the takeaway I planned on visiting was already closed!

401 I'm the Boss!

The first time my girlfriend got on top of me she said some stuff to me like, "Who's the boss?"

400 Never too many Girlfriends

My girlfriend gently nuzzled me awake in the morning, or a least, I thought it was her. I knew from her freckles that it was her twin sister. She gave me a kiss. "Morning!" she purred.

399 The Sight of Summer Ending

My girlfriend and I stood on the top of some rolling hills full of long grass during sunset. Below we had a clear view of the town we were staying in for the summer and our stay was coming to its end.

398 College Dream Girl

I met a girl in college who had the most beautiful big lips. I thought about her a lot. When she started moving her lips when she chatted me up, she amazed me.

397 A Job for Super Girlfriend

One day I was feeling a bit sad. My girlfriend noticed this and was worried. I told her it was ok and she yelled out loud, "This looks like a job for... Super Girlfriend!!!" before running off.

396 The Long Queue to Beat up the Bully

My girlfriend and I sat on the roof of the school. We had the best seats. Down below, the school bully was getting punished.

395 Twenty Thousand Leagues on the River

In a fit of despair I abandoned the human world and went straight to the river. I bought myself a houseboat and vowed never to set foot on dry land again.

394 Sign up for College now and get a FREE Girlfriend

At last, my first day in college! Everything I did in school was leading to this and after years of hype and not feeling good enough, I was here! Up ahead at the gates, I could see what looked like promoters of energy drinks.

393 Retro Game Fangirl

Before my girlfriend and I started dating we were just chatting like anyone would in polite company. Then the topic of video games came up.

392 Exhausted from Trying for a Baby

My girlfriend and I were trying for a baby for ages. I would get tired before long but she seemed to have all the stamina in the world...

391 Ice Cream Mistake

My girlfriend and I had a blissful summer routine all figured out where we went to the supermarket for our favourite ice cream everyday. We had no worries. That was until we saw a tourist make a video of herself licking ice cream before putting it back in the fridge.

390 Shade to Shade

It was a roasting hot summer. I looked out the window and could actually see people sunbathing. It was too intense for me. I put on my wide brimmed hat and set off for my girlfriend's place when she invited me.

389 Going for Supermarket Ice Cream with my Girlfriend

Another hot day. This time my girlfriend and I didn't want to go into the city centre for ice cream. We decided to go to the supermarket on the outskirts of town.

388 Going for Expensive Ice Cream with my Girlfriend

It was dangerous times, especially with this heat. I nodded nervously when my girlfriend suggested going to town for ice cream. I was nervous because this nice weather brought out all kinds of crazies.

387 Instant Foodstand

One day I went hillwalking and really got out in the middle of nowhere. The views were breathtaking and I was having a great time but I was feeling hungry.

386 The War on Beauty in the Future

My girlfriend and I accidentally went to the distant future in a time machine... but that's another story. This story is about what kind of clothes we saw people wear.

385 Job Zombie Leader Destroys Peace on Earth

It was a landmark moment in human history. The job zombie leader and the representative of the free people were coming to a deal and were about to make an announcement. I was watching along with my mob of girlfriends.

384 She got the mom job

There was this girl looking at me all the time and following me around. She made declarations of love to me and asked me out. I was in some situation.

383 Four Seasons in One Bra

My girlfriend and I were out and about where the weather seemed like we were having the four seasons in one day.

382 Breast Milk Thirst

"Are you thirsty?" my girlfriend said to me and before I could answer her, she had already shoved her massive breast into my mouth.

381 Trading Video Games for an Obscure Console

When I was growing up I was the only one in my neighbourhood who had a games console that played cartridges. Everyone else had CD playing machines... or so I thought...

380 Condiment Sachets Cost Extra

On our travels, my girlfriend and I got very hungry and had to stop somewhere to eat. It was a pokey little café with uncomfortable seats that were too close together, but we were starving and stopped for a bite anyway.

379 Holding Hands in the Shade

My girlfriend and I loved holding hands. Trouble was in the summer when our hands would sweat constantly.

378 Stay at Home and Kiss

I sighed when I pulled my work shirts out of the laundry. There were still lipstick marks all over them.

377 Business Studies Girls

When we got to the part of school where we had to pick electives, the girls in my class all chose business studies and I stayed well away from it. After some time, a change came over them...

376 Assertive Fox Girl

I went to the meet up just to see if I could broaden my horizons and meet new people. Within moments a girl with fox ears and a tail came up to me and placed her hands on my chest. "Hi!"

375 The Kingdom of NoJobs

I was eating my favourite pizza when I heard some thumping outside. I took the elevator to the roof and looked below to see that there was a gang of of job zombies trying to ram the door of the castle.

374 Breed or Die

An oppressive government measure came in that "did away" with people who didn't have children. I didn't have any and they were closing in...

373 Crispy Bacon Cooperative

For a time I fled to a place to get away from my enemies. It was a peaceful place for the most part, but the cafeteria only served raw, floppy bacon. Luckily, my girlfriend was working there...

372 Rival Scientist Girls

I knew these two scientist girls who were rivals. One of them had huge breasts and she was my girlfriend. The other was her rival and she was a lot more petite.

371 Big Invisible Breasts

My girlfriend was very busty. I was a little worried that she would get a lot of attention because of it but it seemed that everyone around us treated her normally.

370 The Classroom is a War Zone

The classroom! You got desks for the students, a desk for the teacher and a blackboard. You go in there to learn, simple as that, right? Wrong. The classroom is a war zone.

369 Nice Spider-Man Kiss

My girlfriend always wanted to do the Spider-Man kiss. When we did it the first time, she wanted to keep doing it and took every opportunity!

368 Bath Brew

One day while I was playing video games, a witch came up to me and asked me for my bathwater.

367 Third Wheel Skateboarder

One day I was hanging out with my girlfriend when some weirdo showed up with a skateboard.

366 A Leap Year's Worth of Romance

On the first day a girl asked me out, I was amazed and flattered. We had a nice time. On the second day a girl asked me out, I was just as amazed. This trend continued for weeks and even months...

365 One Year of Romance!

It had been one year since my girlfriend asked me out. "Did a year really pass?" I thought to myself.

364 My Girlfriend Yeeted me in Bed Last Night

"Is it safe to yeet?" my girlfriend texted me.
"It's safe to yeet." I texted back. I stood by the window to keep an eye out for her.

363 Adopted by a College Student Girl

"What's your job?" the cop said, pointing his gun at me. "If you don't have one, your life ends here!". I was screwed. This was the new law and I couldn't do a thing about it. When it was all about to end, a girl's voice from somewhere said "He's my butler!"

362 My Unethical Girlfriend

My super cute and super busty girlfriend looked at me sadly. I asked her what was wrong and she said she got kicked out of the small boobs club.

361 The Sensory Garden

My girlfriend and I tried to get some peace and quiet together, but there was nowhere in the leisure building retreat that was actually quiet. There was always somebody exercising or humming during their meditation.

360 The Videogame Console that Almost Destroyed Videogames

It was a strange old time in videogames. There was a big push to make them like movies and the last of the surviving gameplay console companies was just about hanging in there. In what seemed like overnight, a big ugly company came out of nowhere and tried to destroy the videogame scene entirely by trying to buy their way in.

359 School Shed Memories

My girlfriend and I decided to revisit our old school from when we were growing up. We noticed lots of changes, but it was largely the same and we got super nostalgic.

358 Escape from the College Student House

Exams were over and I was walking back to my girlfriend's place with a pizza I just ordered. It was our favourite: crispy bacon and sausage toppings. The student community that lived on this street was buzzing with parties. It was a warm summer night and I was feeling good. That all came to an end however, when I looked in the corner shop window and saw my girlfriend's parents asking about her. I broke out into a run.

357 Nintendo Switch Couple

"Hey wanna play a game?" said the lady next to me on the plane, taking out her Nintendo Switch. "Sure" I said and she detached the little controllers, giving one to me.

356 Honey & Lemon Breasts

I was bedridden with the worst cold I ever had even though it was summer. I was given awful medicine and suffered a lack of sleep from not being able to breathe through a stuffy nose. I threw the medicine out the window and tried to get some kind of rest.

355 Spicy Takeout Food Girl

Summer came and so did a very bad cold! Without fail I would get a cold every year when the weather got warm. I would have the shivers while other people would walk around in t-shirt and shorts.

354 Kissopoly

Kissopoly was a kind of house rule that my girlfriend and I played. Kisses were like another currency that we used as well as the regular currency in the game.

353 Six Word Succubus

She'll love your body

352 Young Fathers Deserve Better than Slavery

"Fun's over now! HAHAHA!" I kept hearing from various peers when the news came out that I got my girlfriend pregnant.

351 My Girlfriend Helps Me to Survive

I once went out with a vegetarian girl during my anarcho survivalist days. To tell the truth, she was also a social studies student and I was her unpaid internship, so neither of us had much money back then.

350 The Evil Finger

It became a popular but dangerous trend for girls to ruin the lives of men simply by pointing a finger to ruin their lives and in turn get loads of attention for themselves.

349 Post E3 Slump

I laid on the living room couch exhausted, my eyes sore, my brain overstimulated. My girlfriend was cleaning up the remains of takeaway boxes we had over the past week.

348 My Girlfriend and I Watched E3 from home and we're Exhausted

Going to E3 must be a nightmare. My girlfriend and I watched it from home and we're still exhausted from reading all the news coming from it.

347 Taking a break from E3 to buy snacks

E3 isn't all exciting and sometimes it's too exciting. You often have to wait for things and you often have to take a rest because too much is happening. My girlfriend and I were watching at home and ran out of snacks so we had to get some more.

346 Watching E3 at Home with my Girlfriend

I felt someone stirring me awake. It was my girlfriend. "The E3 show is about to start babe! Come on I made you breakfast!" she said. I groggily got out of bed and went to the living room where everything was set up.

345 Free to say what you don't want to say

The local gossip once asked me if I would let any woman sleep with me. I thought it was a weird and dumb question, so just for the fun of it I said yes! The next day a huge line of women lined outside my door. "We've come to sleep with you!" they said.

344 Attack of the Clone Girls

It was an eerie corridor. The walls were laden with incubation chambers with female clones. They were all of the same exceedingly beautiful woman. I was here on a mission and I called for more instruction.

343 The Site Where Girls Actually Message You

I never believed these ads or the guys that stopped me on the street talking about it. It was when women who almost jumped my bones talking about it that I started paying attention.

342 Love at First Sight on a Picnic

I was friends with this shy girl and one day she invited me to come to a picnic with her and her friends. I wasn't in the mood but I didn't want to disappoint her so I went along with it.

341 My Girlfriend Destroys the Brewery

For a while I went out with a girl from outer space. I don't know exactly where she was from but I was charmed by her custom of courtship. In her culture it was the girls who chased the guys.

340 Assigned Robot Girlfriend

In high school I was assigned a robot girlfr... um I mean robot assistant. I'm not supposed to use the other word. It was the closest thing I had to a girlfriend in high school though.

339 Grubby Girl

My girlfriend was very easy going in the hygiene area. I was pretty ok with that, as I was easy going that way too!

338 Do not Censor my Breasts

My girlfriend had the most magnificent breasts I had ever seen! As polite as I tried to be, I couldn't help holding back that silly grin whenever she poked fun at them. This lead to her choosing me to be her boyfriend! Unfortunately, too many people thought her breasts were obscene...

337 Cosy Video Rental Store Too

I got home safely with the girl from the video store and our bags full of VHS tapes. I looked around outside. The coast was clear. I put the dog on guard duty with the promise of some pizza.

336 Cosy Video Rental Store

Everyday I walked the dog past the old video store and I would look back on fond old 90s memories. It was closed down now of course. Or at least that's what I thought... One day I noticed someone moving around inside...

335 My Girlfriend Wants to Learn to Love

"Do we have to go?" I asked my girlfriend, who wanted me to come to her lovemaking lessons again "I still haven't recovered from that lady from last time"

334 Hedgehog Girlfriend

Everything about my girlfriend was huge, her body, her breasts and even her hair. When we started going out it looked like I disappeared whenever she hugged me.

333 Triplet Girlfriends

Things were beginning to get serious with this girl I was going out with. We were having one of those dates where we promised each other we would be honest about stuff. It was then I learned the triple truth.

332 She Climbs

My girlfriend was a climber. No, not a social climber, but a climber of buildings and trees and mountains. She was a natural pro at it!

331 Pepsi Man's Food Stand

My girlfriend and I wandered the streets, hand in hand. We could hear and feel the rumble of our tummies. Everywhere where gaudy flashing signs for really awful food that made us sick.

330 The Language of the Wind

I heard a story about the wind and how if you listened to it carefully it would tell you secrets and tales of times past. I decided to go out and listen to it for myself...

329 Movie Poster Actresses Come to Life

One of my favourite things to do on a trip to the cinema was to look at posters for upcoming movies. There was a big quiet hallway on the way to the toilets that was full of them.

328 Dreamcast Pastries

I was so happy that arcades were making a comeback! It was one of the cool things about throwback culture that was going on. A local girl I knew had an idea...

327 Friendly Neighbourhood Government

One day I was going for a walk hand in hand with my girlfriend. We were having a nice time until someone popped out of nowhere and said to us "Hi! I'm the government!"

326 A New Quiet Beginning

My friends and I pulled up outside the abandoned school of the quiet rural village to have a look. It did indeed look like it was just built and it seemed like a great place for us to start our own school.

325 Observing the Volunteer Job Zombies

My girlfriend and I documented many types of job zombies that appeared since the apocalypse. We had many more to identify, which was why we were lucky when we discovered a certain type of job zombie that started doing its routine not too far away from the hideout.

324 Superhero Girlfriend Comes Out

It was still early in my relationship with my girlfriend and things were starting to get serious. She normally wore blue but this time she was wearing something red and exciting looking underneath.

323 Protect me from the Wild Ones!

My girlfriend and I went travelling and explored strange new lands. Sometimes we had a tour guide, often times we didn't and could only rely on local rumours. In one area we were passing through, we heard there were two tribes that competed fiercely over mating rituals.

322 Summer is Coming

My girlfriend was really into this TV show and she was in a depression that it was coming to an end. The summer looked like it was going to be nothing but repeats of lame shows. She perked up when I suggested we watch repeats of her favourite show together.

321 Tourist Girl Mob

I stood at the top of the cliff with my girlfriend. We came here every year around this time to see the boatloads of tourists come in from the continent.

320 Praying for the Wellbeing of her Loved Ones

I wasn't particularly religious but my girlfriend grew up with it and it was a big part of her background. I didn't mind going to church with her now and again.

319 Building Site Babes

I walked past a building site and heard whistles and whooping aimed at me. I looked up and to my surprise I saw that it was all women in hard hats and they were making lewd comments at me.

318 Virgin Sacrifice

"Guys! There's nothing wrong with being a virgin!" I said to the others as I stood on the edge of the volcano in handcuffs at the point of spears.

317 Credit Card Crazy

My girlfriend and I liked living low tech but we still had an awareness of trends through various forms of advertising. When she pointed out to me the lady who appeared in all those credit card adverts, my face went pale.

316 Dancing on the Rooftop

One sunny calm evening I decided to relax on the roof of the apartment building on a seat with a cold drink. My neighbour on the other hand, had other ideas.

315 Name Your Non-Poison

It was the first summer since there was a ban on sugar in drinks and have it replaced with poisonous chemicals for the "greater good", whatever that was. Meanwhile, weather was getting thirstier and people were getting desperate.

314 Karaoke Kiss Kiss

There was a girl in my class who wasn't at all shy about her interest in me. She often made big public declarations of love for me, so karaoke night was a big opportunity for her.

313 A Bloodier Story Than Twilight

My girlfriend was the prettiest girl in school. She was unimaginably, perfectly, immaculately beautiful. She did have a weird snaggletooth but she only showed it to me. It was one of our special things.

312 Bored Corner Shop Girl

One day I was hanging around the house with not much to do. I just wanted to relax. My busty friend texted me "Come on over. I'm bored at work" so I decided to go visit her.

311 Potato Ring Fingers

My girlfriend once wanted to dress up as a popular internet cartoon character. She wanted to put her own spin on it so she put potato rings on her fingertips.

310 Big Girl Racer

I didn't like this racing game anymore but I just though I'd try it again for old times sake. There were many new characters added, including heavy female characters.

309 Bird Girl

I went out bird watching one fine day. I heard them singing from my back yard and decided it was a good time to go spotting.

308 The Girl Who Rounded me up with her Sheepdogs

Back in the day, there were many little wild walks in the countryside around the village. Sometimes I bumped into this lovely local girl who had three big dogs. She didn't keep any of them on a leash. You didn't have to in those days.

307 Sports Cars and Milkshakes

One warm day I decided to go for a milkshake at the stand. I went to the counter and sat on the bar stool, not knowing what to get. I heard a loud engine roar behind me. A glamorous blonde in sunglasses stepped out of her red sports car and said "Hey cutie, wanna work up an appetite?"

306 The Sceptre of Marriage

When I was young, I played a lot with a local girl in the grasslands near home. My favourite thing to do was chasing and her favourite thing to do was wrestling, mostly because she was bigger and stronger than me.

305 Lady Trespassers

My wall was almost complete. Those last few hammerings were extra sweet! No one would trespass now!

304 Calming Down Godzilla Tits

A big lady with big breasts was smashing everything downtown. Nobody knew why she was doing it and nobody could stop her.

303 My Girlfriend Knits

For as long as I've known her, my girlfriend loved knitting. It was unusual to see someone wearing goth gear and also knitting.

302 Hot Salsa Girlfriend

I wasn't a big fan of spicy girls before I met my girlfriend but she changed my mind. I didn't like the idea of getting burned but she was mild... but oftentimes she was hot!

301 Night Walk Reward

It was the middle of the night and I made my way along country roads. I had to be quiet so I darted between different hiding spots.

300 This is Snu-Snu

Near our home village lived a tribe of beautiful but savage and deadly women. They granted us mercy but demanded that every moon we leave out a male tied to a tree on the outskirts of the village. No male ever came back alive.

299 Delicious Cage

My girlfriend was a feeder. At first I thought it was cute and the food was awesome but after a while it got kinda weird.

298 Catboy gets Adopted

Once there was a stray catboy who was all alone in the world. He had no one to take care of him and give him cuddles. That was until he was discovered by a beautiful girl with a heart of gold.

297 Beginners Welcome

I really wanted a girlfriend but I had no confidence and pop culture didn't help. There were music videos of girls singing verses of their demands and I really didn't match up. I decided to switch off the TV and head outside.

296 Hope for the new Generation

I was popular with the girls in school. The only trouble was, it was the girls from the junior classes. I wasn't popular with girls my own age at all.

295 Bra Adjustment

I was sitting on a bench one day and this lady came along with no fear in her at all. She had a top on that made her large breasts wobble nicely.

294 The girl called Lemonade

The nice weather brings them all out. I sat on a bench in the shade, looking at all the pretty girls out in the park to enjoy the weather.

293 The Girl with the Tail

The new girl had a lot going on down there. That is to say, it was pink, long and reached down to her ankles. This girl had a tail.

292 S-She's Fast!

One day a dreamy, glamorous blonde noticed me looking at her race car. She walked right up to me and offered me a ride. She was so sweet and beautiful I couldn't say no to her.

291 Yellow Jacket Chain Gang

One of the times I was captured and sold into slavery was when I had to join the road works in the middle of the night. We all had to wear high visibility jackets.

290 The Struggle to make Romance Movies for Guys

I was fed up of every movie making me feel angry or bored, so I decided to make my own.

289 Becoming City Folk for a While

For a while my girlfriend and I went to school in the city centre. We couldn't believe our luck as it was so handy and close to everything. The rest of our classmates were used to it, but everyday we wanted to do stuff in the city!

288 Escape from Planet Frigid

For a long time I was stranded on a cold, unfriendly planet. It had people alright, but they were all women and all unfriendly.

287 Building up our Army

My girlfriend was not only beautiful, but she had the sufferings of the poor on her mind and in her heart, being poor herself. I was poor too and we relied on one another.

286 Blob Girl

I made sure to input all my favourite fetishes into the machine, but in my haste I forgot to put any other human details before hitting the "generate" command. It was too late! She was being created!

285 Detour to the Mile High Club

"I'm gonna take you to the mile high club!" she said to me as she drove me to the airport. I was very nervous as I had never flown before.

284 The Lady in the Hall of Mirrors

I went to a hall of mirrors for fun. I didn't see my reflection at all but instead I saw many reflections of a slim lady in a red dress, smiling at me.

283 The Girl Who Kicked the Car that Beeped at me

I walked along the footpath and the usual jerks drove alongside me and beeped at me, calling me names. Out of nowhere a girl appeared in the middle of the road, her hands on her hips.

282 She Forces Her Hands Into Mine

"Hey cutie" she said, cornering me in the hall, "Wanna hold hands?". I got very embarrassed.

281 Sleeping in Fantasyland

I woke up in a disorganised mess. I had no idea what was going on, where I was or who the beautiful girl with huge breasts was that was snoozing next to me, her arms wrapped around my body. I tried to recall the events that got me here.

280 Big Boobs along the Pier at Sunset

I decided to get away from the people for a while and go for a walk along the boardwalk. It was sunset and the light was dazzling and beautiful. That wasn't the only thing that was dazzling and beautiful though...

279 Cucking Attempt Backfires

This girl in my class was making it very obvious. She hugged all the boys but not me and every time she did, she would look right at me and smirk. What she didn't account for was the other girls in our class...

278 Demanding Respect from the Women in my Life

I woke up in a daze in the middle of the night. Something came over me and I said to myself enough was enough. I was going to demand respect from the women in my life.

277 A Date in the Car Park

One of the more unusual date meetings suggested to me was in a car park. This girl didn't sound like she was joking but I thought it was nice and quirky, so I went along with it.

276 Taking a Break from Study

I looked over the balcony at the rest of the student apartment block. I didn't do this very often but I was exhausted and drained. I needed to look at something that wasn't a book or a word processor.

275 The Beautiful Clown Girl

Once day a cute girl with a big smile gave me a flier for the circus. I took it and decided to go... Maybe I would see her there!

274 Breast Man Trap

I had a job interview at a company. I heard rumours that they took security seriously and they had a man trap at the front door. When I got there I didn't find such a thing, but instead it was a very tall and large woman, with very large breasts looking at me. "Welcome!" she said, opening her arms. "Come here for security clearance!"

273 The Job Zombie Convention

A friend of mine recently became unemployed like me. She was feeling down and out and was looking for options. She wanted to go to some jobs event and convinced me to go along with her.

272 Her Psychic Powers

This girl I knew liked to stare at me a lot. Even before I knew her, there she was wherever I went and she was staring. One day she finally said hello to me and told me she wanted to show me something.

271 The Cute Big Eyed Girl that Could Kill You

I couldn't believe such a cute and slight looking girl could kill me with her superhuman strength, but it was true. I fully believed she could however, with her incredible eyes.

270 Two Hundred and Seventy Nights

I wasn't keen on being a father at all and avoided my girlfriend whenever she got broody. That was until she started telling me stories.

269 Nice Little Roll in the Hay

I had no choice but to work hard on the farm. Everything about it was a handful, especially the farmer's daughters.

268 Spoiled For Choice

I had just been to the shops and was walking home down the street where I lived. I passed by the busty blonde's place and she came out and stopped me for a chat.

267 Sugar is Good For You Actually

She had the plumpest, sweetest lips I had seen in a long time, but I dared not give in to temptation. She said "Did you know that sugar is actually good for you?". I said "What?" and she silenced me with a deep, soft kiss. Her lips felt amazing.

266 Happy Girl Noises

My girlfriend put her nose up to my skin and started sniffing feverishly. I smiled. "What are you today hun?" and she said "A doggy!".

265 Huge Girl's Huge Tits Poking in my Arm

"Gather around" the teacher said, wanting to demonstrate something he couldn't do on the blackboard. I knew what it meant. We all huddled together around the thingamajig he wanted to show us and this girl in my class would be standing too close to me...

264 Robot Girlfriend Tester

I was chosen as part of a programme to test robot girlfriends. It was quite a journey.

263 Soft Breathing

My girlfriend climbed into bed with me and started snoozing when her head hit the pillow. She worked hard for us and I was only too happy to cuddle up with her as she slumbered.

262 Exclusive Leaked Trailer

One of my best friends was a nerdy girl with huge tits. One evening online she sent me something she called a "leaked trailer".

261 A Quiet St Patrick's Day

It the cities and towns it was quite animated with the parades but in villages like this one it was quite sleepy. St Patrick's Day was here and in a quiet place like this you could plan the perfect crime... or the perfect date.

260 Coaching the Ladies Rugby Team

There wasn't much going on in my life, so the community volunteer office forced me to coach a team of rugby players. I was too weary from pointing out how wrong this was and how many times I told them I had no interest in sports, so I just kind of agreed to it.

259 The Eligible Bachelor Database Leak

Women started chasing me when the big leak happened. Friendly civil hellos became flirty winks and often more.

258 Her Amazing Skin Colour

Her skin was a different colour to mine. It amazed me every moment we were together and I never got tired of exploring her body.

257 Bookish Vixen

I thought she was a quiet girl but it turned out she had a filthy mouth.

256 Milkmaid Hug

I never got tired of her sales pitch. She talked about her farm's magic milk while gesturing in a way that made her ample bosom stick out.

255 Last Bite

"I'm not that kind of vampire!" she said to me with a laugh. "What kind of vampire are you then?" I asked her fearfully. With a smile she said "I'll show you! Pull down your pants!".

254 Hail and Kiss Showers

My girlfriend had an unusual quirk to her. She had big soft lips and loved to kiss me, but only if we were under a shelter from the rain. At that point she couldn't stop kissing me.

253 My Girlfriend's "I LOVE YOU" Levels

My girlfriend was crazy about Super Mario Maker. She was always crazy about me and she put so much effort into her levels.

252 Jet Set Girlfriend

Whenever I went to the city I was fascinated by the skater subculture. Eventually I started dating one of the girls.

251 City Night Walk in Later Years

My legs aren't what they used to be but I still enjoy night walks in the city. These days I have a companion with me too.

250 Supporting The Students

We had a fight ahead of us. Unfortunately, we had to get our piece of paper first. This piece of paper was a certificate from an overpriced college.

249 Joining the Club

Women weren't allowed to join the club. I don't know why that rule was in place though and I didn't hang out with many women, so I didn't know how they felt about it.

248 The Truth About My 90s Girlfriends

During the 90s I went out with a few girls. We had long since grown apart and recently I heard some awful rumours about all of them. I got worried and decided to look them up.

247 Bubblegum Pop Time Warp

I was friends with this weird lady who liked making inventions. One day she told me to stop by and check out her time warp portal thingy, so I did.

246 Fizzy Cola Kiss

For my birthday my friends sat me in front of an internet video where a very glamorous girl with extremely attractive and expressive eyes and wearing braces was wearing different costumes and dancing around.

245 The Worst Restaurant Ever

I cringed as my friends decided by majority vote that we'd go to The Chicken and Grease... again.

244 I Tell Her The Truth About College

She was a student, had big round glasses, messy hair, big baby blue eyes and plump pretty lips. I looked at her with my tired, cynical eyes and even then I couldn't help but smile. She smiled back and started talking to me.

243 My Girlfriend's Feet

My girlfriend had really big feet. It didn't stop her from buying cute shoes and socks. Sure it made shopping difficult, but she was comfortable and happy and madly in love with me. In fact, one time I thought she was going to propose.

242 The New Braless Food Trend

It was an unseasonably warm spring day and I noticed quite a few ladies weren't wearing bras. The bigger busted ones looked especially obvious and especially awesome.

241 Totally Not Wanting To Have Babies

My girlfriend was a little strange. She told me everyday she didn't want to have babies. She looked like she could produce beautiful offspring and she went and got pregnant with me anyway.

240 My Happypunk Girlfriend

When I was a teenager I got the blues a lot. I talked to a lot of people who offered different answers. Some insisted work made you happy, others insisted it was drugs. I eventually ran out of people to ask so I just went on searching for the answers within.

239 Abandoning Competitive Video Games for Cooperative Video Games

I hated competitive games. The trouble was they were the only kinds of games that anyone seemed to play and every single person I knew who played them were absolute jerks.

238 The Greatest Password Ever

I was going to break into the building but then there was this guy who demanded a password. I wasn't prepared for this and he caught me by surprise, so I ended up assassinating him and taking his place as a disguise. I decided to stay in disguise until I got my bearings on the building's security. I waited for the next person to come by to learn the password. It happened to be a gorgeous blonde with huge thick lips.

237 A Guy, Four Girls and a Pizza Place

My favourite pizza place seemed quieter than usual. I went in and this extremely friendly new waitress sat me down with a menu and disappeared for a while. When she appeared again she had four other waitresses with her and they surrounded me.

236 Work Related Anti-Social Skills

I had enough of these insufferable classes. I had to redo my C.V., Cover Letter, Resumé, prayer to the holy corporation and my 10 hail the teachers or whatever it was. Everything I had to do was to appease some jerk instead of helping myself to function like a normal human being. I took matters into my own hands.

235 Finding a Date Offline

I got frustrated with the internet and wanted a computer that didn't have to rely on it, so I tore all the conventional networking components out of it. It was after the latest online dating disaster I had and I decided I had the last straw.

234 Going Hard in the Rain

My girlfriend looked good in the rain. She knew it too, doing it deliberately, especially when it was my turn to do laundry.

233 Staying Home With My Girlfriend For Spring Break

My girfriend and I decided to stay at our student accommodation for spring break. All of our friends had big plans to go to some tropical place and drink, but we wanted to stay and relax.

232 The Intervention Backfires

I had a lifestyle others didn't approve of, so one day some randomer I knew decided to gather a big gang of people we both knew to force me to change.

231 The Last Day of School

There were three main things I wanted to do on the last day of school; one of them was to prove the teachers wrong, another was to stand up to the bullies and the third was to confess my feelings to the girl I loved.

230 Single Lady Valentine Epidemic

I don't know why no one ever mentioned this in my hometown, but every year on Valentine's night, the single ladies would go out by themselves and did extremely aggressive things. I used to think it was normal but... nope. This didn't happen anywhere else in the world...

229 Automatic Valentine Guarantee

Because of the vast inequality of Valentine gifts between the sexes, there was a government programme put in place that automatically gave men something for Valentine's Day.

228 Life and Times with my Jelly Girlfriend

My girlfriend was not like the other girls. She was made entirely of jelly, but other than that, she was an ordinary girl. Kinda.

227 Unwilling to be a Job Zombie

Some years into fighting against the job zombies, my girlfriend and I managed to stay safe in our own fortress. We managed to survive every physical attack so far, but now they were trying to use political will.

226 Long Hair, Long Sweater, Big Bouncy Boobies

My sister's friend practically lived at our house. She was over so often it really was like her second home. She was really pretty too, with long brown hair, always wore a long sweater with long sleeves, and had a massive rack.

225 Romantic Refuge for Valentine's Day

To celebrate Valentine's Day, mainstream TV decided to have a show where 5 men fought to the death and the last man standing had a chance of winning a date with an alcoholic woman. I decided not only to switch off the TV, but to flee the country entirely.

224 My Girlfriend Saves me from Slavery

My girlfriend and I lived an easygoing lifestyle and minded our own business and we were happy. One day though I was roped into an evil government scheme created to enslave the public. Or at least, enslave men.

223 Passing Through a Big Weird Town with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were inseparable on our travels. Whenever we came to a town like this we knew right away if it was going to be good or bad. Unfortunately, this was one of the bad ones.

222 Three Busty Girl Clique

At my school it was both a middle school and high school rolled into one since it was such a small community. There were three girls, one from the highest grade, one from my grade and one from the lowest grade that all had huge breasts. Together they formed some kind of weird clique that obsessed over me.

221 A Bus to the Busty Part of Town

Long ago I heard a rumour online that there was a certain area of the city where the women were mainly busty and the minimum size was a G cup, so one day I decided to take a bus ride I don't normally take.

220 Life and Times with my Rich Girlfriend

My girlfriend had a lot of money from playing sports. She was extremely athletic and had lots of sponsorships. As a result we had a lifestyle that was a little different from everyone else.

219 Her Prayer Power

One evening I found my girlfriend praying by our bed. It was an unusual sight but it was a lovely one. She looked so graceful.

218 Happy Ending

For some reason I started living the same day over and over again. I used this to my advantage and marry the girl of my dreams.

217 Hoppy Ending

For some reason I started living the same day over and over again. I used this to my advantage and get with the girl of my dreams.

216 It's Not Spring Yet

My girlfriend kept me wrapped up in the blanket with her and wouldn't let go.

215 Dodge Rolling Right Into Her Arms

I had faced many huge and terrifying beasts in video games but nothing like this very keen and very large woman who had her eyes on me.

214 Using Computers to find Love

Unhappy with the luck in had in love, I decided to use computers to help me with it.

213 College Shopping

Frustrated with college brochures filled with vagueness and lies, I decided to visit the college campuses themselves. It was pretty eye-opening.

212 Sunset Girl

One sunset evening when I was a kid I fell in love with a girl at the playground. The sky was bright orange and she was on the swing next to my favourite swing. I was a bit shy but she beckoned me over.

211 Curvy Track Suit Girl

I was in the fast food place late at night grabbing a late bite. Nearby I could hear two girls talking loudly and angrily. One of them was dressed for a night out, one was dressed in a track suit.

210 Business Island

Business Island was the only area of the city that wasn't falling apart. I never really went there except for one day when I had to buy something at a company's warehouse.

209 Baby-Making Island

Travel to Baby-Making Island was strictly prohibited but my girlfriend and I found a way. We found out fairly quickly why it was called that and why it was prohibited.

208 Noodle Girl vs Rice Girl

Two girls were competing for my attention. To settle matters we agreed to have me hear out their cases.

207 Her Beaming Smile

"Hello again" I said to her as she sat in the chair, smiling at me with all her perfect white teeth. She didn't need to see a dentist, so why was she here?

206 A Red Pill

She sat in the chair opposite me, wearing dark glasses and a long, black jacket. "What'll it be?" she said, "Red pill or blue pill?". I picked red.

205 The Library They Don't Want You To See

I was happy enough going to public libraries because I always found the classics there, but my girlfriend always told me about the library her family had in their house.

204 Double Act Expansion

No business like show business! Double acts were rare nowadays but I was in one with a lovely and exceptionally talented lady. What happened? Well, here's the true Hollywood story...

203 Love Base

It was one of those long distance relationship things but we made it work. My girlfriend lived in a far off town but I managed to make a base with some support from one of my friends.

202 Quick Kiss on the Commute

My feet could barely touch the ground. I was so busy those days and didn't have a chance to see the girls I usually visited.

201 Trampoline Tourist

During one of the quieter periods of tourist season this incredibly busty lady was staying at the local hotel. She always greeted me warmly when I met her out for a walk. One day she invited me for a bounce!

200 Repopulating the Earth with Hope

I had only been watching TV for a few minutes but already I felt hopeless and full of self-loathing. The sight of my beautiful girlfriend walking into the room filled me with hope.

199 Protest With Me For A Little While

My girlfriend and I held hands once again and headed off to the protest.

198 The Movie Snack Girl

I had some time before the movie on the ticket I just bought was going to start, so I skipped back out the cinema and past the popcorn stand without stopping. I made my way to the other end of the shopping mall to the supermarket. When I reached the snack food aisle, I encountered this girl who seemed like she was waiting for me.

197 My Girlfriend Versus The Cuckold Pushers

It was everywhere. Messages subliminal and explicit in popular media encouraged women to cheat on their men. My girlfriend was ready to kill them.

196 Fast Food Tour

My girlfriend and I were quieter and a little more boring than other young people. We didn't drink or go to night clubs, but we loved fast food.

195 The Busty Hustler

"Read 'em and weep" she said, laying down her cards. How did she get good so suddenly?

194 Smash The Corporation

I stood with my girlfriend in front of the building. All we had were baseball bats and anger. We held hands and kissed one last time before we took the first swing at the window.

193 Fake Ghost Girlfriend Caught on Fist

I was in the woods with my girlfriend when we heard noises and a voice go "Wooo! Break up with her! Woooo!". I clung to her arm and was scared. She on the other hand snarled with anger.

192 Flash Mob of Beautiful Girlfriends

It was just an ordinary day on the city bus commute, daydreaming of having a girlfriend. Suddenly, as if my dream was coming true, a beautiful girl sat next to me and started showering me with attention and praise. "Hey boyfriend!" she said.

191 Very Busy for Little Women's Christmas

It was Little Women's Christmas and I was doing housework all day. I was glad to sit down and rest for the evening, but my girlfriend had other plans with me.

190 Breast Reward

I went up to the counter and ordered some food. The till clerk looked tired was in a frumpy work uniform, but her breasts were really big and jutting outwords!

189 Prepper Girl

"You've got good genes." she said, squeezing my cheeks with her coarse hands, "You'd make some good, strong babies that would survive when SHTF."

Why couldn't I get a seat next to one of the normal girls in school?

188 The Girl from the Music Video

She looked and sounded so good. "Oh! Hello!" I said. She locked my eyes with a soft, sultry gaze and smiled.

Then she started singing.

187 It's Too Soon For the Holidays to be Over

For Christmas I got my girlfriend a very long Santa hat that reached down to her mid-back. She loved it so much she didn't want to stop wearing it, even though Christmas was now over.

186 My Mother's Friend

Before I grew up and moved away, my mother's friend always came to visit. She was very kind and always gave me a big kiss on meeting me. She was also really gorgeous.

185 Hey Boy, Date Mah Daughter!

Most fathers would ask what my intentions were towards their daughters, but this father literally threw his daughter into my lap!