I had a girlfriend that was amazing in every way and she hated anyone who treated me badly... but maybe a little too much...
Anyone in our path who treated me badly or was rude or snobby, she would murder them. Often in grisly ways.
A lot of evil people died but then anybody who forgot to say hi or smile at me would get killed too. Even people just minding their own business who had nothing to do with me got killed as well.
Soon the only people left in the world were nice people and girls who liked me. I looked at my girlfriend, who smiled back at me. She only did that when I was happy. I don't want to admit it, especially after what she did, but...
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