243 My Girlfriend's Feet

My girlfriend had really big feet. It didn't stop her from buying cute shoes and socks. Sure it made shopping difficult, but she was comfortable and happy and madly in love with me. In fact, one time I thought she was going to propose.

242 The New Braless Food Trend

It was an unseasonably warm spring day and I noticed quite a few ladies weren't wearing bras. The bigger busted ones looked especially obvious and especially awesome.

241 Totally Not Wanting To Have Babies

My girlfriend was a little strange. She told me everyday she didn't want to have babies. She looked like she could produce beautiful offspring and she went and got pregnant with me anyway.

240 My Happypunk Girlfriend

When I was a teenager I got the blues a lot. I talked to a lot of people who offered different answers. Some insisted work made you happy, others insisted it was drugs. I eventually ran out of people to ask so I just went on searching for the answers within.

239 Abandoning Competitive Video Games for Cooperative Video Games

I hated competitive games. The trouble was they were the only kinds of games that anyone seemed to play and every single person I knew who played them were absolute jerks.

238 The Greatest Password Ever

I was going to break into the building but then there was this guy who demanded a password. I wasn't prepared for this and he caught me by surprise, so I ended up assassinating him and taking his place as a disguise. I decided to stay in disguise until I got my bearings on the building's security. I waited for the next person to come by to learn the password. It happened to be a gorgeous blonde with huge thick lips.

237 A Guy, Four Girls and a Pizza Place

My favourite pizza place seemed quieter than usual. I went in and this extremely friendly new waitress sat me down with a menu and disappeared for a while. When she appeared again she had four other waitresses with her and they surrounded me.

236 Work Related Anti-Social Skills

I had enough of these insufferable classes. I had to redo my C.V., Cover Letter, Resumé, prayer to the holy corporation and my 10 hail the teachers or whatever it was. Everything I had to do was to appease some jerk instead of helping myself to function like a normal human being. I took matters into my own hands.

235 Finding a Date Offline

I got frustrated with the internet and wanted a computer that didn't have to rely on it, so I tore all the conventional networking components out of it. It was after the latest online dating disaster I had and I decided I had the last straw.

234 Going Hard in the Rain

My girlfriend looked good in the rain. She knew it too, doing it deliberately, especially when it was my turn to do laundry.

233 Staying Home With My Girlfriend For Spring Break

My girfriend and I decided to stay at our student accommodation for spring break. All of our friends had big plans to go to some tropical place and drink, but we wanted to stay and relax.

232 The Intervention Backfires

I had a lifestyle others didn't approve of, so one day some randomer I knew decided to gather a big gang of people we both knew to force me to change.

231 The Last Day of School

There were three main things I wanted to do on the last day of school; one of them was to prove the teachers wrong, another was to stand up to the bullies and the third was to confess my feelings to the girl I loved.

230 Single Lady Valentine Epidemic

I don't know why no one ever mentioned this in my hometown, but every year on Valentine's night, the single ladies would go out by themselves and did extremely aggressive things. I used to think it was normal but... nope. This didn't happen anywhere else in the world...

229 Automatic Valentine Guarantee

Because of the vast inequality of Valentine gifts between the sexes, there was a government programme put in place that automatically gave men something for Valentine's Day.

228 Life and Times with my Jelly Girlfriend

My girlfriend was not like the other girls. She was made entirely of jelly, but other than that, she was an ordinary girl. Kinda.

227 Unwilling to be a Job Zombie

Some years into fighting against the job zombies, my girlfriend and I managed to stay safe in our own fortress. We managed to survive every physical attack so far, but now they were trying to use political will.

226 Long Hair, Long Sweater, Big Bouncy Boobies

My sister's friend practically lived at our house. She was over so often it really was like her second home. She was really pretty too, with long brown hair, always wore a long sweater with long sleeves, and had a massive rack.

225 Romantic Refuge for Valentine's Day

To celebrate Valentine's Day, mainstream TV decided to have a show where 5 men fought to the death and the last man standing had a chance of winning a date with an alcoholic woman. I decided not only to switch off the TV, but to flee the country entirely.

224 My Girlfriend Saves me from Slavery

My girlfriend and I lived an easygoing lifestyle and minded our own business and we were happy. One day though I was roped into an evil government scheme created to enslave the public. Or at least, enslave men.

223 Passing Through a Big Weird Town with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were inseparable on our travels. Whenever we came to a town like this we knew right away if it was going to be good or bad. Unfortunately, this was one of the bad ones.

222 Three Busty Girl Clique

At my school it was both a middle school and high school rolled into one since it was such a small community. There were three girls, one from the highest grade, one from my grade and one from the lowest grade that all had huge breasts. Together they formed some kind of weird clique that obsessed over me.

221 A Bus to the Busty Part of Town

Long ago I heard a rumour online that there was a certain area of the city where the women were mainly busty and the minimum size was a G cup, so one day I decided to take a bus ride I don't normally take.

220 Life and Times with my Rich Girlfriend

My girlfriend had a lot of money from playing sports. She was extremely athletic and had lots of sponsorships. As a result we had a lifestyle that was a little different from everyone else.

219 Her Prayer Power

One evening I found my girlfriend praying by our bed. It was an unusual sight but it was a lovely one. She looked so graceful.

218 Happy Ending

For some reason I started living the same day over and over again. I used this to my advantage and marry the girl of my dreams.

217 Hoppy Ending

For some reason I started living the same day over and over again. I used this to my advantage and get with the girl of my dreams.

216 It's Not Spring Yet

My girlfriend kept me wrapped up in the blanket with her and wouldn't let go.