I had enough of these insufferable classes. I had to redo my C.V., Cover Letter, Resumé, prayer to the holy corporation and my 10 hail the teachers or whatever it was. Everything I had to do was to appease some jerk instead of helping myself to function like a normal human being. I took matters into my own hands.
Instead of giving some crap company free labour for two months just to put my "foot in the door", I put my foot through the door and demanded to know what companies were about before I decided to apply for them. I demanded to know what the work environment was like, what the work day was like, what the pay was like, even what the perks were like.
I found as much information as I could. I found out what places had a weird smell or uncomfortable chairs. Very important information I wouldn't see on their stupid official website or propaganda filled brochure. I found out which of the staff were absolute jerks before chancing the lottery of ending up working with them for years of misery. I found out exactly what suited me and what didn't suit me and that was the main thing.
I stomped out of a company in my most recent excursion, finding out they only wanted free labour. Suddenly a car pulled up alongside me as I stomped along the footpath. A gorgeous lady with dazzling jewellery slid down the tinted window of her car and said "Hey kid... come work for me...", outlining what I'd be earning, the high quality office I would have, the perks of having personal time with her... I looked at her plump lips as she spoke these things. They sounded extra good. She had awesome huge tits as well. I decided to take her up on the offer of a tour.
And some tour it was. The workplace was indeed as wonderful as she outlined it. The personal time I had with her was very personal and with a generous amount of time! She had a couch in her office and I spent a good bit of time lying on it with my head between her big beautiful breasts. The money I was getting from my new job here changed my life too. Things finally made sense.
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