I got frustrated with the internet and wanted a computer that didn't have to rely on it, so I tore all the conventional networking components out of it. It was after the latest online dating disaster I had and I decided I had the last straw.
Life changed quite a bit after that happened. I still got resources online but I transferred them to my computer by non-internet means. Moreover, I learned about alternatives to the internet, alternatives that mainstream services hadn't caught on to yet.
I met a girl on this alternative network, or rather, she met me. She was extremely hot and had massive breasts, so everyone on the regular internet always wanted a piece of her. She found relief in me, as my new resolution to go away from the regular internet suited her to the ground.
We contacted each other like pen pals and it turned out we didn't live so far from each other, so she came to visit a lot as well. When she did it was good times! The internet failed me with looking for a date, but the alternative internet helped me much better.
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