To celebrate Valentine's Day, mainstream TV decided to have a show where 5 men fought to the death and the last man standing had a chance of winning a date with an alcoholic woman. I decided not only to switch off the TV, but to flee the country entirely.
This was the social norm in this country. For every woman there were at least 5 dudes competing for her, no matter what she looked like. I couldn't take this anymore — especially not for Valentine's Day — so I decided to set course for a different country where guys like me were appreciated a lot more.
Thanks to the internet I learned all about different countries and their customs. Over the years my horizons broadened from books I ordered online and I set course for a place where it was women who competed for guys.
Not long after I arrived I was approached randomly by amazingly beautiful girls. It was Valentine's Day and they each gave me chocolate, saying things like "It's love at first sight!" and "Please accept this!". I did so gratefully and had my choice of girl at last! It was the best Valentine's Day ever!
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