580 Immortal Murder Machine Girlfriend

The government hurt me a lot and I vowed revenge. However, time passes, wounds heal, anger subsides and you forget. I forgot I built a ninja robot girlfriend until she asked for a password to cancel her mission to kill the ones who hurt me. She said I had 10 seconds to comply.

579 In the Camper Van with my Girlfriend

"Isn't this cool?" my girlfriend said excitedly as she danced around inside the camper van, making it shake. I glanced out the window at her parents garden. "Yeah... really cool..." I said, unimpressed.

578 A Girlfriend's Whisper

"Hey come here I wanna whisper something in your ear", my girlfriend said, calling me over to her, grinning at me with her lovely big lips.

577 Attack of the Job Zombie Canvassers

One morning I opened the curtains to come face to face with job zombie politicians, holding flyers that said "JOBS". I closed the curtains again and woke my girlfriend. She reached for the nearest weapon.

576 Love on the Line

I was stuck in my room doing homework. I couldn't do anything else for hours and I got bored. I looked out my window. All I could see was the powerline out that little window. Just then, I saw someone walking across it...

575 Train Level Girlfriend

I was getting the train as usual, but this time I had my girlfriend with me. I thought it was going to be an ordinary and boring journey, but I was very wrong.

574 Cola Drop Breasts

My girlfriend took two soda cans and rubbed them on her nipples. "Ahhh that's better" she said to me, "but I'd rather rub YOU against them!" She came over to me and held my face in her hands...

573 Code to my Heart

For the longest while I stopped caring for the company of girls. I'm not sure what happened but I just wasn't interested in love anymore. One day, I met a beautiful girl that changed all of that.

572 All Wrapped up in her Muscular Arms

I used to go out with an Olympic power lifter. She was really beautiful. First I noticed her big round feminine eyes and face and of course, her V shaped body was amazing.

571 Tell Your Sisters to get out of my Chimney

Bees once decided to come live in my chimney. It was horrible. I could hear their buzzing in the middle of the night and it was unnerving. One day, one of them slipped out into the room and I caught it using a glass and a card.

570 Hanging Out With My Girlfriend and her Cat by the Pool

I wasn't much of a swimmer, but my girlfriend loved it. When she first invited me, I was surprised to learn that she had a pool at her family's house, especially considering the fact that she lived in the middle of the city.

569 Nice Day on the Couch Eating Crisps

Today was my day off and I did it in style. I sat on the couch watching TV, wearing nothing but a bag of crisps at the end of my hand. After several minutes of watching and munching, my girlfriend joined me.

568 Milk Teat Bar

She had me cornered. "You have two choices. You're either gonna suck my tits, or you're gonna suck my tits." she said. I made my choice.

567 Brash Girl Talkin' For Hours

I was a bundle of nerves about meeting this girl. What would I say? How can I keep the conversation going? Would she even like me? All I had was the ability to say "hello."

When I met her she started talking. She didn't stop talking. She said "Heyyyy, look at this cutie patootie over here! You wanna sandwich? I bet you do, eh? Eh? Come on!" which immediately made me smile and laugh. I said "sure!" and it flew on from there!

566 Pringle Duck Face

My girlfriend and I were hanging around the house one day with a tube of Pringles, munching away. She took two Pringles, put them in her mouth and made herself look like a duck. She did a little dance and everything.

565 Reverse Senran Kagura

"Reverse Senran Kagura? What's that?" my girlfriend's rival said to her. "Silence!" She replied as she started to explain the rules.

564 Polygon Fantasy

My girlfriend often asked me what my fantasies were and what drove me to be with an immensely busty girl like her. I was a bit hesitant but I told her about video games I played in the late 90s.

563 My Girlfriend Steals a Brothel Sign

I looked on in shock as my girlfriend put up a flashing neon sign that said "HOT B*TCHES INSIDE" in our apartment window. "Honey, I don't think this is a good idea" I said to her. "This is a GREAT idea!" she said proudly, hands on her hips. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "See? Customers already!" she said, going to the door.

562 Almost Private Concert

My girlfriend and I wanted to go to this concert but the tickets were sold out. She said she had an idea and took out her phone, taping and swiping rapidly at the screen. I didn't know social media like she did, so what I was about to see was magic.

561 Trucker Gal

I did some hitch-hiking and met some interesting characters on the road, but none more interesting than this truck driven by a beautiful girl, which I wasn't expecting. She gave me a big friendly "Hi!" before inviting me in.

560 A Hot Babe Online Hoax

I was doing some work on the computer one day when I got an unsolicited message from a computer offering a good time with a hot girl. I ignored it and went back to work.

559 A Hot Girl Punches my Girlfriend to stop her Complaining

I was hanging out with my girlfriend who was yelling at me. She didn't let me get a word in edge ways and I was just listening to her go on and on. Suddenly a hot girl showed up and said "Hey! Quit complaining or I'll punch you in the face!"

558 Strongest Girl Claims Her Prize

One day I was bored in school so I decided to watch this silly game the girls were playing. They were throwing a basketball at the hoop, like they were trying to break it. I watched as bits of wood crumbled off the board.

557 Twenty-One Today

I didn't decide to go to college until later on. I was worried about fitting in but my girl-filled class made me feel very welcome. I was also invited to this one girl's 21st birthday party.

556 A Smile of Hope on the Commute

The holidays were over. I stood at the front door and looked out at the dark void, listening to the rain hammer down. I sighed and took the first step back to work.

555 Phone Call from my Girlfriend

A hot girl came up to me one day. "Hey, you got a number?" she said, taking out her phone. My friends couldn't believe it. I was only too happy to share it with her!

554 Competing for Women Sucks

A beautiful girl came up to me one day with a big smile and a book of raffle tickets. She offered me a chance to win the opportunity to take her out on a date. I said "No."

553 Role Reversal Cinderella

I had exceptionally big feet, which was a big social faux pas where I was from. My foster family treated me badly and made me do all the chores at home. They went off to a night out, hoping they'd meet the hot celebrity babe that was coming to visit our town. I wished I could meet her. Just then my hot busty fairy godmother appeared to me.

552 Beautiful Lonely Jedi Girl

My girlfriend was a Jedi. Life was not easy because of our feelings for each other and her discipline in life. However, she was always by my side.

551 Biggest Bust Competition

"What girl do you like in our class?" I was asked one time. I didn't really know what to say. I said "I like the one with the biggest boobs!"

Suddenly a parade of girls from our class grouped up in front of me. I was nervous.

550 A Gang of Big Lipped Girls Kiss Me at Midnight

I found myself in the middle of a crowd on New Year's Eve. It was close to midnight. The strange thing about this gathering was that it was made up with unbelievably beautiful women with enormous lips. They also had huge spidery eyelashes and were staring intently at me.