Monday, 6 January 2020

555 Phone Call from my Girlfriend

A hot girl came up to me one day. "Hey, you got a number?" she said, taking out her phone. My friends couldn't believe it. I was only too happy to share it with her!
Later on I was hanging out with my friends when I got a call from her. She called me her new boyfriend. She told me she was watching me from a distance. I looked in that direction. Then she waved before saying really dirty things on the phone. I was turning to mush.

"What's she saying, dude? What's she saying?" my friends begged me. No way I was repeating that stuff! No siree!

She was saying all kinds of stuff she wanted to do to me. Stuff she was going to do to me later. By the time the call was over I was a puddle of goo.

She caught up with me later on and... did exactly what she said she wanted to do to me... wow.

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