762 Night Walk During a Break in the Clouds

One evening I wanted to go outside, but it was so rainy I couldn't do anything. The forecast wasn't looking good either. However, there was one hour where there was a break in the clouds. I took this opportunity to go outside for a walk.

761 Board Game Night With my Girlfriend who Didn't Like Board Games

I was in the mood to try something different, so I brought out a board game to play with my girlfriend. She looked at me with lust and... well little else in her eyes.

760 Wearing a Nerdy Shirt to School

I was very shy about wearing a shirt with my favourite TV show on it to school, but my mother thought it was cute and encouraged me to. I was worried about what would happen when everyone saw it.

759 My Golfing Caddy Gig

I was down on my luck. I scraped enough money together to buy a burger, which I ate on a park bench. While I was eating I heard a woman's voice say "Hey cutie, come caddy for me!"

I looked up from my burger and came face to face with the end of her golf club pointing at me. She had a beautiful smiling,  kind face. I nodded and she helped me along.

758 Dual Monitor Wallpaper

When my girlfriend first saw my computer, she was shocked at the monitor. I was still using a 4:3ish almost square monitor. She invited me over to her place.

757 Overwhelming Pinball

My girlfriend took me to the arcade where they had pinball tables! I had played pinball video games before but never on a real table. I tried some tables but didn't last long on any of them.

756 Ninja Street Light Hopping Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I walked down a big empty road in the city one night. We were light on our feet and skipped along. I felt in that moment like there was nothing in the world more important than her and so, I told her I loved her for the first time. She was so happy she grabbed me and leaped high up into the air.

755 Going Out to Eat During the Pandemic

I waited until everyone in the house was asleep. Then, after texting my girlfriend that I was on my way, I went out and snuck across the fields to the fast food place.

754 The Guilt of not Being a Job Zombie

I fell in love with a girl who helped free me from the Job Zombies. For many years we would wander the world together, being careful whenever we came across plantations. I had a horrible sense of guilt and panic whenever we were anywhere near these places and sometimes my mind wandered.

753 Senior's Pet

I remember being at the top of the school and then all of a sudden being the baby when going into the next school. The girls took an instant liking to me though, making me their pet.

752 My Girlfriend the Cyber Punk

My girlfriend didn't have a mobile phone. Never did. It was something her parents were against. They taught her many other different kinds of things about technology though. Stuff I couldn't believe.

One day she took out a device with a screen in front of me and started swiping at it. I gasped. Had she changed her mind about mobile phones? Then I realised it was a tablet computer.

751 My Girlfriend Turns into Pomeranians

I started going out with this unbelievably beautiful and cute girl with the most amazing long blonde bushy hair. She was fun and cute and life was good.

750 Robot Girlfriend Upgrade

A lot of pressure from everywhere was upon me to upgrade my robot girlfriend. I was happy with the way she was but influences from everywhere were trying to get me to upgrade.

749 My Girlfriend Lifts me from Depression to Enjoy the Sunset

I laid on the couch, barely able to move. The orange glow of the sunset filled the apartment. My girlfriend was with me and we both felt its lovely warm glow. With her help I was able to enjoy it even more. This is how she helped me...

748 The Naked Ninja Zone

I was always ordered to stay away from the girls in school. I thought the powers that be just wanted to get in the way of love, but they were warning me about something else...

747 Waiting for my Girlfriend on the Shore

I stood on the shore of my home island, gazing out over the sea at my girlfriend's home island. I looked at the clouds, I made note of which way the wind was blowing, but mostly... I waited.

746 Jelly Girlfriend's Jelly Babies

My girlfriend liked to play house sometimes, so she would make little jelly babies with our likenesses to pretend we had a family. It was strange, but still kind of fun.

745 A Very Quick Game of Chess

My girlfriend had a huge appetite for bedroom antics but I wanted to take a break with a nice game of chess. She raised an eyebrow as I set up the table.

744 Laser Eye Purgery

I was hanging out with my girlfriend in my favourite hang out place. Suddenly, some of the locals gathered around us and said "We don't approve of your girlfriend's type". Big mistake.

743 Salt & Vinegar Girlfriend

I liked cheese and oniony girls from my hometown, but there were so many of them. They all had red hair and red dresses. I liked dating more than one girl, but it felt like I was going out with the same one all the time. I had to share the same stories over and over again. But then the salt and vinegar girl came to town...

742 Flatulent Girlfriend Central Heating

It was a winter's night and I was cold in bed. I had my girlfriend with me for warm snuggles, but it wasn't warm enough. I was still cold.

Then the farting started.

741 Mutant Mushroom Monster Mommies

It was that time of year when mushrooms started appearing everywhere on the lawn and they were big this year. Huge mushrooms popped up every day and worryingly, some of them had human faces.

740 The Play at the Castle

I stood in the courtyard where the play was going to take place. There was this jerk who stood in the way wherever I was, so I decided to go to higher ground.

739 Driving From Bed

I woke up next to my robot girlfriend and looked out the window of the floating apartment. We were flying over a really beautiful place. I decided to cruise around a bit.

738 Crashing Out of the Friend Zone

One day I was playing video games when my roommate came in and put her arm around me. "Hey dude, we're pals right?"

"Ah... right" I said, not taking my eyes off the screen.

"and pals do stuff for pals, right?"

"...right"

"Well... how about you let me f*!@ you?"

737 Daysleeping with my Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I became night owls. We tended to stray far from the madding crowd and usually went out when shops were quieter. The rest of the time we would sleep when huge traffic was on the road. When the traffic was gone, we went out and did our thing.

736 Curry Without Chicken

It was my first time going around the supermarket on my own, doing the big shop. My girlfriend was with me actually, and we were filling up with food of our own. We ignored all the chicken products and suddenly, the place got a lot smaller.

735 From Chicken Country to Beef Country

I came from a land of chicken eaters. Impish, pale little creatures that were obsessed with chicken. I wanted beef, which was available, but it was expensive and no one else really wanted it. It was time for a change. I decided to go to the land where beef was plentiful, where I could be free.

734 Ninjas Wore Facemasks Before it was Cool

I was pouring my cereal one morning when I felt something strike the box. I dozily turned it around to look at it when I saw a shuriken stuck in the side of it. I dropped it in shock. Then I looked at my cereal bowl to see it was already empty. My girlfriend then appeared, patting her tummy.

733 My Girlfriend Ate All The Peaches

I brought home a nice punnet of peaches and looked forward to enjoying them. I turned my back for a moment and when I looked back, they were gone! All that was there was my girlfriend, licking her fingers.

732 Escaping the City of Anarchy

My robot girlfriend and I had a nice time in the occupied city without being surveyed, but we soon got tired of all the annoying, violent people. The nice people we met were all gone, so it was time for us to go too.