Friday, 3 July 2020

734 Ninjas Wore Facemasks Before it was Cool

I was pouring my cereal one morning when I felt something strike the box. I dozily turned it around to look at it when I saw a shuriken stuck in the side of it. I dropped it in shock. Then I looked at my cereal bowl to see it was already empty. My girlfriend then appeared, patting her tummy.

I was about to open my mouth to protest when she disappeared again. I felt my face getting pummelled with kisses. She appeared again, holding me tightly. Then she disappeared again.

I looked down at the table and suddenly there was a full breakfast in front of me, with sausages, fried eggs and crispy bacon. There was freshly made toast and marmalade as well.

My girlfriend appeared nearby, saying "I love you! Have a good day!" before vanishing again. I ate the food she made for me with love. It tasted amazing.

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