I brought home a nice punnet of peaches and looked forward to enjoying them. I turned my back for a moment and when I looked back, they were gone! All that was there was my girlfriend, licking her fingers.
"Hey! You ate all the peaches!" I protested.
"Oh, kiss my butt" she said.
I couldn't believe it. She was pulling down her pants and everything.
"What did you say?" I said, almost speechless as she bared her butt for me and bent over.
"Kiss my butt" she said. It was disrespectful, but she had a very cute butt.
I was about to protest when I noticed her butt looked like a peach. Then curiosity took hold of me. I bent down and kissed her butt. It tasted like peaches.
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