One day I was playing video games when my roommate came in and put her arm around me. "Hey dude, we're pals right?"
"Ah... right" I said, not taking my eyes off the screen.
"and pals do stuff for pals, right?"
"...right"
"Well... how about you let me f*!@ you?"
The car I was driving on screen flew off the road and into the ditch. "Wh...WHAT?!"
"Come oooooon..." she begged in a cute voice.
"What about the friend zone contract we made?" I said.
"Eh... I'll let it slide this one time" she said.
"It was my idea!" I said.
"Yes yes... but I have a better idea!" she said as she started to smooch me.
The car on screen was at the edge of a cliff and I tried to reach the pause button. She grabbed my hand and put it on her big soft breast, moaning.
My car caught fire and I couldn't do anything about it. She continued having her way with me as she stripped my clothes and cast them aside.
She went full on and I couldn't stop her even if I wanted to. The car on screen exploded. The words "MISSION CLEARED" came up on screen. It was one of those weird ones.
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