I started going out with this unbelievably beautiful and cute girl with the most amazing long blonde bushy hair. She was fun and cute and life was good.
She was always really happy to see me when we met up too. One time she got so excited she exploded.
I looked around the room, dazzled, bits of blonde hair everywhere. Suddenly they came alive and started yipping. They all gathered around me, jumping up on my legs. I looked at them in amazement. How did this happen?
I petted them and they fused together to make bigger doggies. Eventually I was able to get them all together and they turned back into my girlfriend.
She gave me a hug and a smooch saying "Sorry. It's a thing in my family!"
Even her supposed flaws were amazing.
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