Tuesday, 30 June 2020

731 My Girlfriend's Big Weird Minecraft Castle

The worldwide quarantine sucked but it gave my girlfriend and me relief from the school cliques. We weren't able to meet in person, but we could play all we wanted on her Minecraft server.

Monday, 29 June 2020

730 Feral Girlfriend

I was throwing out the rubbish one night when I saw a beautiful girl near my bin. She scattered when I came across her. This happened a few times. I decided to leave out some food for her.

Sunday, 28 June 2020

729 Condiment Carrier

When fast food places opened again, my girlfriend and I went to them and loved being able to eat the yummy food again! One thing we didn't miss though were the condiments in sachets. We were so used to using bottles at home that we decided to bring them with us.

Saturday, 27 June 2020

728 The Long Grass after Lunchtime

My girlfriend and I laid in the long grass during lunchtime at school. It was soon gonna be time to go back to class but we just wanted to lie here, in each other's arms.

"How about we just... stay here" she said.

Friday, 26 June 2020

727 Minty Fresh Monster Girl With Big Lips

I wandered through a garden, nursing an upset stomach from an ill-prepared lunch I was served of floppy, near raw bacon. I wasn't paying much attention to where I was going and soon got very lost in this huge garden. While feeling lost and uncomfortable, I heard a sweet, kind voice saying "What's the matter, cutie?" from behind.

Thursday, 25 June 2020

726 Facemasking

The latest pandemic measures dictated that everyone had to wear a face mask. However, my girlfriend found them incredibly difficult to breathe while using one, so she decided to make an alternative...

Wednesday, 24 June 2020

725 Escaping the Humidity

It was so warm my girlfriend and I didn't even want to touch each other, we were that sweaty. We decided to go somewhere to cool off.

Tuesday, 23 June 2020

724 Big Belly Fan

I had to gain weight for a acting role. I had lots of good support from my steadfast girlfriend. In fact, she really really liked my new belly...

Monday, 22 June 2020

723 Soft Lips Tolerance Training

I was assigned on a mission to infiltrate the Organisation of Evil Big Lipped Women. However I had to be trained to make sure I wouldn't fail. I met my assessor, a gorgeous lady with humongous lips.

Sunday, 21 June 2020

722 Hard Cheese

There were rumours that someone was mutilating boys in a neighbourhood some distance away. There was nothing about it in the news and no one was doing anything about it, but the rumours reached us. My girlfriend wanted to go after the one doing it, so she took me along and we staked out in that area.

Saturday, 20 June 2020

721 The Sirens Over the Wall

I was in boys only boarding school and lunch time was the only real time we saw the open air. It was pretty strict the way they did things down here. Oftentimes we would hear beautiful singing from the other side of the wall and we wanted to see what it was like over there. We convinced ourselves that it was angels or fairies or something.

Friday, 19 June 2020

720 The Next Attempt to Kill Video Games

I lost a lot of my friends when the console of the corporations came out. It didn't have any games, but the marketing poisoned the minds of my friends. One by one, I lost them. When I got the console of the video game fans, I made some new friends, one of whom became my girlfriend.

Thursday, 18 June 2020

719 Propeller Blade Runner

I waited for the drone that was going to take me to my girlfriend's place. I didn't need to wait long at all, as it arrived without any fuss. I got in and an automated voice prompted me to use the safety belt. There wasn't any driver. The drone took off and I was soaring over the city.

Wednesday, 17 June 2020

718 Throwing Flames in the Future

I missed the alarm I had set and I was grumpy for a while, but my robot girlfriend comforted me and got me in better humour before going to make me breakfast with crispy bacon and egg yolks. I relaxed and looked out the apartment window. The clouds below were thicker than usual. I looked at the electronic calendar and I was shocked the see it was in the distant future. Had I slept in that long?

Tuesday, 16 June 2020

717 The Colour Green

I was looking up what grants I could apply for one day and I found this very strange one that was for mixed families. It gave me an idea so I set the skin tone option on my robot girlfriend to a different colour than my own.

Monday, 15 June 2020

716 Holidays in Super Mario 64

Using a cheat cartridge, my girlfriend and I loved to spend holidays in Super Mario 64's world. We would take a walk around all the locations and just explore every little thing and talk about memories and theories.

I was flying around the castle one day when I got a text from her to come see her at the top of Wet Dry World. I floated down to the ground and went inside the castle.

Sunday, 14 June 2020

715 My Girlfriend's Aunties

My girlfriend really wanted me to meet her family. I was somewhat hesitant because of protective male family members, but eventually I agreed to it.

When she introduced me to her family, it was then I noticed she had few male family members. In fact she had loads of aunts and cousins, and they were all hot!

Saturday, 13 June 2020

714 Having a Picnic in the New Country

My robot girlfriend and I observed the world below from my floating apartment. We got word there was a new country popping up and we decided to visit.

Friday, 12 June 2020

713 My Girlfriend Turns Me Out During the Pandemic

A few days after my girlfriend lost her job, I saw her with a camera pointing at my butt. I asked her what she was doing and she said I was the goose that laid the golden egg. She set up an online advert to hire me out to other women. I told her she was nuts and it wouldn't work. Little did I know...

Thursday, 11 June 2020

712 Bongo Lesson

Things were kinda dull so I signed up for bongo lessons. When I got there I found that I was the only student there and I had four teachers, all very busty women.

Wednesday, 10 June 2020

711 My Girlfriend Runs Her Family's Convenience Store

My girlfriend texted and said she was working at her family's shop, so I decided to go hang out with her. It was a little tough getting there because of the curfew, so I had to be careful.

Tuesday, 9 June 2020

710 Attack of the Cavewoman

One time while time travelling with my mad scientist girlfriend, we went to an era before civilisation. She went to work on stuff and told me not to stray. I didn't this time but something found me.

Monday, 8 June 2020

709 Girl Ganged in a New City

I was lost in a city and I didn't know where to go. It was getting dark too. I tried not to panic and put on a brave face but I must've failed, because a group of beautiful girls asked me if I was okay because I had such a lost and lonely look on my face. They offered to give me a place to stay and I couldn't say no to their kind offer.

Sunday, 7 June 2020

708 My Girlfriend Visits on a Windy Day

My mother told my girlfriend she couldn't visit for cuddles because I had to do my homework. It sucked but it had to be so because I wasn't getting stuff done. I locked myself in my room studying. Summer had come so I was dealing with the heavy, sweaty heat. My poor girlfriend often called me out to the balcony and asked me to let her in. With sweaty sadness I had to turn her away every time. She tried using a ladder at one point but my mother caught her and sent her packing.

Saturday, 6 June 2020

707 That Time My Girlfriend and I Went Back in Time and I Got Kidnapped by Ogres

My girlfriend told me to say nearby, but this new world looked so wonderful. I made the mistake of straying a little bit and I got kidnapped by three huge ogre women.

Friday, 5 June 2020

706 The Redhead with the Grey Jumper and Perky Tits

With the world in ruins, I made a hobby out of exploring buildings that had been abandoned. One of my favourite places was this technical college. The machinery was cool and the big lecture classrooms were comfy. One day I had company.

Thursday, 4 June 2020

705 Getting Screwed in Monopoly

I looked out through the window of the beautiful new house I was staying in as I licked an ice cream. It tasted nice but not $200 nice. My girlfriend nudged me to take another roll as I had rolled doubles. I snapped out of it and took another roll.

Wednesday, 3 June 2020

704 Yes You Can Water Your Plants!!!

My girlfriend came home from a long hot day of protesting the hosepipe ban and she was exhausted. She dressed up as a flower and she was wilting in every sense of the word. I put the dinner in the oven and fixed up a treat for her.

Tuesday, 2 June 2020

703 Flamethrower Girlfriend

My girlfriend was like most girls, except she had scales, teeth and a tail. She was some kind of dragoon from a different dimension or something. Anyway she was conventionally beautiful and a fiery and passionate lover but she was also a fiery fighter.

Monday, 1 June 2020

702 Under Sexy Arrest for Jaywalking

One day a beautiful girl on the other side of the road waved at me and called me over. I looked both ways and walked over to her. She then caught hold of my wrists and said in a very heavy foreign accent "You are under sexy arrest for jaywalking!" before pulling me away into the park.