Thursday, 4 June 2020

705 Getting Screwed in Monopoly

I looked out through the window of the beautiful new house I was staying in as I licked an ice cream. It tasted nice but not $200 nice. My girlfriend nudged me to take another roll as I had rolled doubles. I snapped out of it and took another roll.

I landed on her house filled space AGAIN. I mortgaged my properties and did my best to scrape money together to pay her off. I thought for a moment. She said I could always stay at her place for cuddles in lieu of payment, which broke my concentration.

"Just a sec... " I said, thinking more about it. How typical! Whenever we played games she always ended up wanting to play the same game, day in, day out. I couldn't really complain though.

I finally scraped enough money to pay her off. "Okay!" she said, smiling "Your go again, since you rolled doubles again!"

I rolled the dice and didn't get doubles this time, but I landed on one of her hotels! I groaned. Jail would've been better! If only I had rolled doubles one more time!

I declared bankruptcy. "You know what that means!" she said and I smiled, saying I knew. She picked me up and threw me on the table, getting on top of me. I kinda wished she had swept off the houses first with their pointy roofs, but I soon forgot about them as she had her way with me, forcing immense waves of pleasure through my body.

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